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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a field in Wales.
I got off a ferry from Ireland where I had a brush with an American girl.
Horny as fuck I grabbed a wank mag and headed for somewhere quiet. |
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By *al01Man
over a year ago
solihull |
Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker  |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker "
I think we have a winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker "
wow haha |
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By *al01Man
over a year ago
solihull |
"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker
I think we have a winner "
I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker
I think we have a winner
I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.
"
Even cleans you up afterwards  |
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By *al01Man
over a year ago
solihull |
"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker
I think we have a winner
I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.
Even cleans you up afterwards "
What nore could i ask for |
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"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker
I think we have a winner
I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.
"
Aww that bought tears to my eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not exactly strange location but it was a strange scenario. It was in my exs bed while he was at the computer at the end of the bed playing computer games."
that’s probably the hottest!!!
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."
Definite winner for the most risky wank |
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."
Maybe that's how you survived. They were too uncomfortable watching you wank to look at you long enough to aim. Saved by wanking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."
What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.
What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot. "
Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.
Maybe that's how you survived. They were too uncomfortable watching you wank to look at you long enough to aim. Saved by wanking!"
Well.. in Middle Eastern culture there is a saying I'm not going to repeat.. maybe they just enjoyed the view, even though its 'Haram'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.
What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.
Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week."
Yeah they are vicious and chase your shadow, but can't kill you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..
In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.
After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.
I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.
What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.
Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week.
Yeah they are vicious and chase your shadow, but can't kill you. "
This is true, but they anesthetize you with a bite and eat away at the flesh.. plus they look fucking disgusting.
Psychopathic eight legged freaks! |
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By *al01Man
over a year ago
solihull |
"Ive had loads.!!
Back row of a plane
Bosses office
Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.
Hospital ( got bored)
Back garden at home.
Top floor of a multostory car park
Yep im a wanker
I think we have a winner
I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.
Aww that bought tears to my eyes "
you have some great pics.!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cmon then lets here it. Bets there’s some baaaad ones! Like boring was in the school toilets  "
Top deck of a double decker bus when I was 15, was late at night and empty
The shame... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst i was on guard duty, the sangar was on a main road and id been watching all the ladies in their going out clothes walking past and it made me horny as fuck it was late at night and i was only 18 so i thought fuck it, whipped out my champ and pulled myself ragged, jizzed on the floor and rubbed it in with my boots  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the nude beach . I wasn’t wanking 2 hot women were giving me a show and I just started gushing with out touching it . It was the hardest my cock ever got . It was throbbing and twitching the girls were laughing and really got a kick out of watching my cum shoot straight up in the air . |
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