A church had a rather big busted organist named Susan , her tits were so large they would jiggle all over the place when she played the organ .
Unfortunately she kept distracting the Male part of the congregation. The female members were appalled.
They said something needed to be done , or they would have to get a new organist.
So one of the ladies discretely informed Susan that if she smashed up some green persimmons and rub them over her nipples and breasts , it would help reduce her breasts. She also warned Susan not to taste any of the Persimmons because they are so sour that your mouth and lips will swell up and you wont be able to talk properly for hours.
Susan reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday the Minister walked up to the pulpit and said
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not had a thermon tewday" . |
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" A church had a rather big busted organist named Susan , her tits were so large they would jiggle all over the place when she played the organ .
Unfortunately she kept distracting the Male part of the congregation. The female members were appalled.
They said something needed to be done , or they would have to get a new organist.
So one of the ladies discretely informed Susan that if she smashed up some green persimmons and rub them over her nipples and breasts , it would help reduce her breasts. She also warned Susan not to taste any of the Persimmons because they are so sour that your mouth and lips will swell up and you wont be able to talk properly for hours.
Susan reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday the Minister walked up to the pulpit and said
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not had a thermon tewday" ."
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" A church had a rather big busted organist named Susan , her tits were so large they would jiggle all over the place when she played the organ .
Unfortunately she kept distracting the Male part of the congregation. The female members were appalled.
They said something needed to be done , or they would have to get a new organist.
So one of the ladies discretely informed Susan that if she smashed up some green persimmons and rub them over her nipples and breasts , it would help reduce her breasts. She also warned Susan not to taste any of the Persimmons because they are so sour that your mouth and lips will swell up and you wont be able to talk properly for hours.
Susan reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday the Minister walked up to the pulpit and said
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not had a thermon tewday" .
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