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When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
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Could actually just eat a bacon butty to be fair. Do you deliver to the Newcastle region?  |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
Could actually just eat a bacon butty to be fair. Do you deliver to the Newcastle region? "
I will but I can’t guarantee it’ll still be hot. I’d better make three as I’ll eat at least one on the way. |
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"Rum baba please
Any type of dance you like.  "
Ohhh, so you'll perform for me too...
Mmmm 
I think PP and Taff need to up their game, they just offer cake |
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"Rum baba please
Any type of dance you like.
Ohhh, so you'll perform for me too...
Mmmm
I think PP and Taff need to up their game, they just offer cake
I can do cake. "
What kinda cake? |
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oh wanting a naked gardener in this wet weather pulling up some s before the winter really comes whiles i watch from the kitchen window with mug of coffee n cake ....mmmm so horny lol 
or is that asking to much ?? i say naked but rubber wellies a must for that kink look ..... |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
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I'll raise the stakes against the OP....I can beat just the food offerings (of which mine are amazing culinary skills)....household chores in exchange for cake...and or...biscuits...   |
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"oh wanting a naked gardener in this wet weather pulling up some s before the winter really comes whiles i watch from the kitchen window with mug of coffee n cake ....mmmm so horny lol
or is that asking to much ?? i say naked but rubber wellies a must for that kink look ....."
I don’t set foot in a garden without wellies.
If it was nae for yer wellies, where would you be. |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I'll raise the stakes against the OP....I can beat just the food offerings (of which mine are amazing culinary skills)....household chores in exchange for cake...and or...biscuits... "
I’m already painting curveball’s bedroom, but you can clean my brush. |
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"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft
Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today  "
No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.
Can’t say you haven’t been warned.  |
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"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft
Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today
No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.
Can’t say you haven’t been warned. "
As long as it's over my room, and not the Teens.
Trust me, even I don't want to look in there most days! |
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"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft
Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today
No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.
Can’t say you haven’t been warned.
As long as it's over my room, and not the Teens.
Trust me, even I don't want to look in there most days! "
Absolutely that would be both wrong but also treacherous. I feel your pain there. |
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"Can you come and slap the numpties I work with please?
Can you also work the weekend for me so I can go home?
Thanks in advance  "
What are you still doing there, now where did I put that baseball bat. |
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"As your are already naked while gardening could you possibly construct my garden shed, I'll supply hot drinks and a tool belt "
Of course would you like it potting she’d style with the corrugated Perspex roof on the lean too. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
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I'd be quite partial to a new house. |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I'd be quite partial to a new house."
I’ll just finish evicting this family with a frail housebound grandmother, 8 children and 12 cats and it’s all yours.
The smell will be gone in a year or two. |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
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I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers"
I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino. |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers
I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino. "
Eh, I'm 53 mate!!!  |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers
I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino.
Eh, I'm 53 mate!!! "
Don’t worry I can pull strings and you look great. |
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"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers
I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino.
Eh, I'm 53 mate!!!
Don’t worry I can pull strings and you look great. "
Pmsl |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.
Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.
I'd be quite partial to a new house.
I’ll just finish evicting this family with a frail housebound grandmother, 8 children and 12 cats and it’s all yours.
The smell will be gone in a year or two. "
Thanks! |
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