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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Tell us something amazing, fantastical and (not at all) honest about the poster above.

Let's keep it nice though, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He taught me how to write love letters

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

Tea monkey is banned from buying belts in every shop in the land which is why his trousers are falling down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He smells like a horse box on the way back from Ascot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea monkey is banned from buying belts in every shop in the land which is why his trousers are falling down "
shes a man

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!


"Tea monkey is banned from buying belts in every shop in the land which is why his trousers are falling down shes a man "

Darn,and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Wears nothing but West Ham socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is straight not even fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"is straight not even fab straight "

Plays 26 instruments. 12 at once - Mrs

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

hes the £170M lotto winner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cant swim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hes the £170M lotto winner "

Rescues st Bernards who get trapped in the snow

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"hes the £170M lotto winner "

Is really a Tranmere fan from the Wirral

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Wears nothing but West Ham socks in bed "

Was the first recipient of the Nobel anti peace prize after starting an argument in his local chippy about their lack of quality gravy.

It's not a sum of money, sadly, however it is a small ceremonial mug. He broke it.

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"hes the £170M lotto winner

Is really a Tranmere fan from the Wirral "

private investigators for Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Secretly has LoO's penis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is a traffic warden on the isle of sheppey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Played keyboards in Procul Harum

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Goes Morris Dancing every other Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Famously known for his Glockenspiel playing

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

has a BBC

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Famously known for his Glockenspiel playing"

Has a small village in Sweden named after him after he won the honour in a game of poker with David Cameron, Vigo Mortensen and Lauren Lavern. He cheated, they let him, as they all hate Sweden.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Famously known for his Glockenspiel playing

Has a small village in Sweden named after him after he won the honour in a game of poker with David Cameron, Vigo Mortensen and Lauren Lavern. He cheated, they let him, as they all hate Sweden. "

Got his name by appearing in the pg tips advert as a child in a monkey suit.

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there


"has a BBC"

He know the answer to the ultimate question of which came first the egg or the chicken.

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

[Removed by poster at 10/10/19 19:11:54]

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By *rAngleseyMan  over a year ago

Anglesey

Is the "invisible man"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once ate a chinese phone book

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Once ate a chinese phone book"

Thread killer....

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Once ate a chinese phone book"

Antisocial Yorkshire man who was the inspiration for the Highlander movie.

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Once ate a chinese phone book

Antisocial Yorkshire man who was the inspiration for the Highlander movie. "

He was Kate Adie's cameraman during the first Gulf war.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Once ate a chinese phone book

Antisocial Yorkshire man who was the inspiration for the Highlander movie.

He was Kate Adie's cameraman during the first Gulf war."

Secret Morris dancer

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Once ate a chinese phone book

Antisocial Yorkshire man who was the inspiration for the Highlander movie.

He was Kate Adie's cameraman during the first Gulf war."

The holes I've been in with that camera.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/10/19 19:56:54]

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Works as a naked window cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the proud owner of the worlds largest tea towel collection.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Those are my socks, she stole them!

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Those are my socks, she stole them! "
models for mothercare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck 3 pornstars, wore them all out and finished off in the camera mans ass as he needed to blow his load.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck 3 pornstars, wore them all out and finished off in the camera mans ass as he needed to blow his load."

Dances round a fire naked every night in a field

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

Cagey tigers are actually Robert Smith and his missus in a fictitious profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

they are animal lovers but of the carnivorous style anything on four legs is food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His great great granfather was the actual Pied Piper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this guy actually wishes Ireland loses in the rugby World cup

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By *exysquirter77Woman  over a year ago

norwich

He wants to move to Norwich because all the sexy women live there x

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By *linyMan  over a year ago

Manchester/London

She starred in panto in A Little Mermaid as Ursula!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sits home alone watching Disney princess films every Saturday night

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

She was all over me last night and this morning

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By *inn_the_humanMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Once came first in a Mr UK contest until his private life was exposed and he was stripped of the crown

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

When he tells fibs his nose grows

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"When he tells fibs his nose grows"

is Cindy Crawford's porn double

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When he tells fibs his nose grows

is Cindy Crawford's porn double"

Major OCD clean freak

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"When he tells fibs his nose grows

is Cindy Crawford's porn double

Major OCD clean freak "

She once was a boob double in s tv commercial for a famous actress....

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"When he tells fibs his nose grows

is Cindy Crawford's porn double

Major OCD clean freak "

not far wrong to be honest!!

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