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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No hate.
No monogamy.
No cloths
No hate... yes it's important
Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street"
I thought that said ‘no sloths’ and I was sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No hate.
No monogamy.
No cloths
No hate... yes it's important
Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street"
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Love makes the world go round but on the other hand hate makes it a little less crowded... Were on a small island remember  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only sally has my penis
No vegans
All children over 7 must do a 100 meter swim in the sea every morning and compete no prizes for 2nd place
And if you have issue with a neighbour it must be settle by mud wrestling
No pestering me over petty shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Music from any 'manufactured' bands would not be allowed and anyone found to be trying to start one up instantly jailed.
2. Racing off a set of traffic lights in your car would be compulsary.
3. Sundays will once more become a day of rest.
4. Religeon of any kind would be banned.
5. Everyone must live in a treehouse and have at least one garden gnome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No hate.
No monogamy.
No cloths
No hate... yes it's important
Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street
I thought that said ‘no sloths’ and I was sad "
They are so cute   |
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This could be fun:
Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo
At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack
Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other
(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children
Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This could be fun:
Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo
At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack
Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other
(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children
Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do "
Try working with kids - you play those games every day |
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Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends."
I don’t want to live on your island  |
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"This could be fun:
Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo
At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack
Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other
(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children
Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do
Try working with kids - you play those games every day "
Ive been told several times i should train to become a teacher. Always been good with helping them learn etc family, friends and my own children. Just taught my 2 year old the days of the week in french last week |
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island "
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though"
Wait which part made you think of me?! |
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though
Wait which part made you think of me?!"
Fast food at weekends
You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though
Wait which part made you think of me?!
Fast food at weekends
You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind"
I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half
And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!! |
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" No tv, just Music
Free love
No crap Brexit talk
No Hate
Peanut butter to be delivered to me every day by a naked waiter "
Good choices. By the way if you like peanut butter then look on my protein website for the all natural peanut butter. Its the best ever and comes in huge tubs. You will need to stir it if left a few days as the peanut oil comes to the top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would your top five rules be?"
youre not allowed to walk on the deserted beach with anything less than lace up shoes and long smart trousers.
No eyeballing sexy half naked women.
you have to climb the trees to get your own coconuts.
All in bed by 7.39pm.
Only women dig latrines.  |
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though
Wait which part made you think of me?!
Fast food at weekends
You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind
I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half
And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!! "
Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though
Wait which part made you think of me?!
Fast food at weekends
You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind
I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half
And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!!
Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island? "
Chocolate. I need it most days. |
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"Be kind
Don't drive if you're wearing a hat
If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.
People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.
Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.
I don’t want to live on your island
I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though
Wait which part made you think of me?!
Fast food at weekends
You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind
I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half
And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!!
Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island?
Chocolate. I need it most days. "
Oh! You can have chocolate. When I was breast feeding I ate Mars bars by the lorry load. |
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Sensible rules:
1 car per family (children can't drive until they're 25}
Free public transport at weekends.
All buildings to have at least 1 solar panel.
When leaving school, children to do 1 year of National Service or voluntary work.
No supermarkets open Sundays.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sensible rules:
1 car per family (children can't drive until they're 25}
Free public transport at weekends.
All buildings to have at least 1 solar panel.
When leaving school, children to do 1 year of National Service or voluntary work.
No supermarkets open Sundays.
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My auntie got told off a few months ago for hanging her washing out on a Sunday. Apparently it never used to be a ‘thing’ |
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