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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any naughty minx's fancy it? Won't travel or accomm but we can go out in my car. Willing to have it cleaned before hand professionally, obviously only the £10 deal but I know a few good lads.
Please enquire in my DMS, I look forward to hearing from you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any naughty minx's fancy it? Won't travel or accomm but we can go out in my car. Willing to have it cleaned before hand professionally, obviously only the £10 deal but I know a few good lads.
Please enquire in my DMS, I look forward to hearing from you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Many thanks for all the DMS ladies and TVs alike, as you can imagine I'm inundated with mails atm, please bare with me.
Also please please please read the as properly already has lots of offers outside the 30 mile radius.
Thanks in advance |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Many thanks for all the DMS ladies and TVs alike, as you can imagine I'm inundated with mails atm, please bare with me.
Also please please please read the as properly already has lots of offers outside the 30 mile radius.
Thanks in advance"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dammit! What chance have us guys on here got when there’s such a catch advertising for such luxurious meets? I may as well hang my fabbing hat up and scuttle off into the sunset."
Dw mate there is plenty to go around I'm only looking for 3-4 max for tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh also I should mention, only people traveling to me within 30 miles, I CBA to wait around for ages 
Dammit, I'll put my bus pass away then "
Sorry about any inconvenience caused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car 
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were."
Market for everything online..... |
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online....."
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash."
Glory hole innit..... |
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit....."
*vom* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were."
I also have my own knob cleaners but I get them for free |
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets "
Wow. I'm such a fab noob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob "
Thats something to be proud of!  |
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of! "
Why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?"
You still have your innocence my lovely  |
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By *utley71Man
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
I also have my own knob cleaners but I get them for free "
I can borrow you knob cleaner please...
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely "
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago."
Lies....! You're ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.
Lies....! You're ok "
Wow bro stop being so thirsty, let's the ladies come to you |
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.
Lies....! You're ok "
Why the fuck woukd I want to be innocent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.
Lies....! You're ok
Wow bro stop being so thirsty, let's the ladies come to you "
Ummmm, I got me a ladeeeey already boiyyee.... keep up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?
Not on a car
Oh! He means the car
I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.
Market for everything online.....
I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.
Glory hole innit.....
*vom*
Stick your vom in brackets
Wow. I'm such a fab noob
Thats something to be proud of!
Why?
You still have your innocence my lovely
Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.
Lies....! You're ok
Why the fuck woukd I want to be innocent "
Innocent in evil is not a bad thing, you can still be wicked.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !
Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry 
I’m not sorry ! "
Oooo burn good one that was |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !
Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry
I’m not sorry ! "
I can feel your pain, don't try to hide it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you. "
You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you.
You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!
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Um excuse me I'm having my car professionally cleaned what more do you want |
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"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you.
You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!
Um excuse me I'm having my car professionally cleaned what more do you want "
A mint for after. |
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"(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)
I think the OP finds himself hilarious.
As do the majority on here "
non-sensical response of the day award for the non-comprehension of the ironic & sarcastic undertones....    |
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