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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
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Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen star reading to generate your fortune prediction.
You personalised fortune prediction is:
Uranus is rising, so fun and frolics are sure to commence.
Let Venus smooth your legs and keep Pluto out as you don’t want hairs on the bed.
If the big dipper does not appear, you can always rely on a Mars…. and it is possible to have your Mars and eat it.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
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I am aquarius with gemini rising , can you predict mine for me please? |
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
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"whats mine then...."
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has the Random Rune Stones to generate your fortune prediction.
You personalised fortune prediction is:
The runes are symbolising 3 elements to build your prediction.
The first a financial transaction, the cost of something may be.
The second depicts charming behaviour and good manners.
The third indicates the sign of the abyss, meaning either a void or nothing.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator concludes this weekend you should say please more often.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
Will i find a Fool to make me breakfast Sunday morning ... "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has the tea leaves in the staff canteen to generate your fortune prediction.
You personalised fortune prediction is:
There is a shape which resembles a brandy glass and then soft flowing swirls which represent hair swishing from side to side. There is intimacy, a soft tongue, juices flowing, deep panting breath and scratches down your back. This could be a luscious lady you are meeting for drinks, but more likely you are going to be fucked by a St Bernard.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
Will i find a Fool to make me breakfast Sunday morning ...
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has the tea leaves in the staff canteen to generate your fortune prediction.
You personalised fortune prediction is:
There is a shape which resembles a brandy glass and then soft flowing swirls which represent hair swishing from side to side. There is intimacy, a soft tongue, juices flowing, deep panting breath and scratches down your back. This could be a luscious lady you are meeting for drinks, but more likely you are going to be fucked by a St Bernard.
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Hmmm, yeah ,i usually end up with a dog late on a Saturday night ...so no change then , shucks ... |
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Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with tarot cards.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Your first card is death, which indicates new beginnings or the need to start something new.
Your second card is the queen of cups.
The third is the fool card and fourth is the Devil.
The OH is gonna be pretty mad with you if you didn’t remember to pick up a bottle of milk for her cuppa in the morning.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
I am aquarius with gemini rising , can you predict mine for me please? "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with King Willie’s voodoo bones.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'.
There's no stopping what can't be stopped, no killing what can't be killed.
This is dread man. Truly dread.
In other words….. If you have a meet he’ll be on Viagra and keep going all night… just be careful if he mentions anything about skull fucking, he may not mean what you think.
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
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Fed up of the generic horoscopes in magazines and newspapers?
Are you looking for an insight into the future a little more specific to you?
For a limited period only, you can have a free, YES FREE, weekend fortune reading.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator will scientifically produce a bespoke prediction for you.
Terms and conditions apply.
Random Generator Productions accepts no liability for loss or damage as a result of you being/doing something stupid.
I'd love mine done too please Polo "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the Oracle programme.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Know thyself.
Looks like it is a weekend for solo masturbation and you are The One.
And there will be no spoon(ing).
 ......... it's the Matrix look. |
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
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Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself. |
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"i'm a scorpio... with a slight droop declining in the house of Beer...
what does my future hold in store? "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Confucius.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
A man’s wife may be his better half, but her younger sister has the better whole.
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over a year ago
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself."
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself."
It can't be that random if it's predictable.
Many thanks. I'll try my best. |
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"ooh oooh pick me! pick me!  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Confucius.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
People who go dogging on hills are not on the level.
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Dear RFG...
i do not believe in fate, karma, runes, horoscopes, predestination , gutting chickens or reading tea leaves...
However as a rural northumbrian the slaughter of the a goat is of course the usual method to ensure schools get a good ofsted and the crops do not fail (we used to use virgins blood but it became to expensive to import)
i would be interested in your prediction as tonight the goats said a shoe box dweller would be experiencing insomnia and a desire for designer shoes...we decided that listening to goats may not be the greatest foundation for a society, but at least they don't suggest we store pasties in jerry cams.
So can the oracle help us ? |
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"....I put my trust and faith in the hands of Polo "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Polo.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You will win the Nigerian Random Generated Lottery, we just need your details to transfer the money into your account... plus a small fee to release the money from the Nigerian bank. |
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"....I put my trust and faith in the hands of Polo
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Polo.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You will win the Nigerian Random Generated Lottery, we just need your details to transfer the money into your account... plus a small fee to release the money from the Nigerian bank."
OMFG ....how lucky an I? (suppress your jealousy all that can see that I'm blessed with such amazing misfortune).
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"Dear RFG...
i do not believe in fate, karma, runes, horoscopes, predestination , gutting chickens or reading tea leaves...
However as a rural northumbrian the slaughter of the a goat is of course the usual method to ensure schools get a good ofsted and the crops do not fail (we used to use virgins blood but it became to expensive to import)
i would be interested in your prediction as tonight the goats said a shoe box dweller would be experiencing insomnia and a desire for designer shoes...we decided that listening to goats may not be the greatest foundation for a society, but at least they don't suggest we store pasties in jerry cams.
So can the oracle help us ?"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Agent Smith.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A goat….. and making a curry is the cure, unless you mean The Cure, then it would be Robert Smith… no relation to Agent Smith.
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself.
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
right go. "
eh has my weekend been cancelled. |
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"I'll have have a go please 
(just hope it's better than the last one) "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the Ephor.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Sparta wages no war at the time of the Carneia. Trust the Gods, honour the Carneia…….. and wear your leather underpants with pride.
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself.
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
right go.
eh has my weekend been cancelled. "
you really can have mine. |
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself.
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
right go.
eh has my weekend been cancelled. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the NHS.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You have been placed on a waiting list. |
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself.
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
right go.
eh has my weekend been cancelled.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the NHS.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You have been placed on a waiting list."
Hey up Saucy, it coulda been worse mate.
After my very recent visitor, i've been placed on the "critical" list. |
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Ephor?
Ephorgot Saucy's prediction.
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Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the Ted Bundy appreciation society.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Beware of women muttering 'cream of mushroom'... they may not be talking about your jizz when they get out the large pan and the Kenwood blender.
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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PS rather than a "Dear Customer" could we be randomly more precise please, it makes reading upwards more difficult than it already is. Not much to ask is it?
Ta again. Hope my weekend fortune is not prejudiced by this request. Ta again.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction personally .
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Go fuck yourself.
oh thank fuck.i thought that was mine.
right go.
eh has my weekend been cancelled.
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the NHS.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You have been placed on a waiting list."
no hurry,i'm in a queue for petrol anyway. |
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"I'll have have a go please
(just hope it's better than the last one)
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the Ephor.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Sparta wages no war at the time of the Carneia. Trust the Gods, honour the Carneia…….. and wear your leather underpants with pride.
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I just hope it ain't gonna rain then |
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"Oo can I have mine done please xxx"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the Magic Roundabout.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
A man with a moustache will try to get you into bed, but beware, he has a terrible bend in his appendage.
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"Ooooo me please "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the art of palm reading.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Good fortune will be yours if you are generous with your husband's time....... I have a £4.63 in change |
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"Me please .. should i go out this weekend "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with divining rods.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
If you go out to the woods today there will be many hunky Scottish men who enjoy the traditional Highland games...... at least we think that's what it means when it says 'surrounded by a bunch of tossers'.
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"Would love to have our weekend predicted please"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the elements.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Wind, water and fire over power earth in your reading.
Which could mean, lay off the curried beans or there won’t me many solids when the gusts come.
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"could i have a predition please.My star sign is Taurus.Thanks "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the aid of mother knows best.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Never tell men you are a Taurus, they'll expect you to be OK with bull'. |
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"May I have a prediction please
Am I ever gonna find a woman who will love me and my alter ego Katie xxx"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the help of Brian the fortune cookie message writer.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Eating prunes will give you a good run for your money.
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"Please could I have a prediction "
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with skid mark reading.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Always go for a woman who keeps her feet firmly on the ground.... it means she won't have been able to put knickers on.
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"Dear RFG...
i do not believe in fate, karma, runes, horoscopes, predestination , gutting chickens or reading tea leaves...
However as a rural northumbrian the slaughter of the a goat is of course the usual method to ensure schools get a good ofsted and the crops do not fail (we used to use virgins blood but it became to expensive to import)
i would be interested in your prediction as tonight the goats said a shoe box dweller would be experiencing insomnia and a desire for designer shoes...we decided that listening to goats may not be the greatest foundation for a society, but at least they don't suggest we store pasties in jerry cams.
So can the oracle help us ?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with Agent Smith.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A goat….. and making a curry is the cure, unless you mean The Cure, then it would be Robert Smith… no relation to Agent Smith.
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But you cant bat on curried goat! |
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"Me please... is it too late?"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with a crystal ball.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
You will be waiting for news, important news about the future. The news will be late and not as important as you hoped it would be.
There will be both good and bad news.
The good news is it isn't that bad.
The bad news is it isn't that good either. |
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"please could I have one to?"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the help of Jasper the Pirate Parrot.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Be careful with fragile things, it may be wise not to do any housework such as dusting around the ornaments.... the parrot warns of peices of eight. |
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"if its not too late one for me please"
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a Random Weekend Fortune Prediction.
The Random Weekend Fortune Prediction Generator has chosen to generate your fortune prediction with the help of my last meet.
Your personalised fortune prediction is:
Oh god that's good, fuck me yeah. Oh you bad woman. Turn over babe, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck me. Oh yeah. Urrrghhhhh, Jesus.
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Dear Random Fortune Generator Operator
I took onboard your prediction "to go fuck yourself" and what with it being a nice day and an hour to spare, i tried.
Could you predict how long it will be before my very painful back gets better?
Thanks, in agony.
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