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"Ban bananas The growing and storing and transportation or these yellow twats is an environmental disaster " l love bananas, but that was funny | |||
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"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??" I had that thought but with prisoners | |||
"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid?? I had that thought but with prisoners "That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away | |||
"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid?? I had that thought but with prisoners " | |||
"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid?? I had that thought but with prisoners
That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away "Most of them spend their times working out anyway just chain them up and they’re going nowhere | |||
No plastic here | |||
"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid?? I had that thought but with prisoners
That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away "Who said anything about letting them out? | |||
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"HOW DARE YOU! ..... "What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message? | |||
"HOW DARE YOU! .....
What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message? "She is been used to spread the hoax climate change. The idea has worked because the amount of young children now brainwashed into believing all this crap is actually scary. Anyone with young children or grandchildren need to see this crap for what it is. | |||
"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??" This was a Monster Raving Looney Party policy. | |||
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"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open "You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then. | |||
"Inspired by an a Funny Old World article in Private Eye 1507: Tap the flatulence from airline passengers and feed the gas into the engines. -Methane emissions reduced and fossil fuel saved. "We mostly fart air and hydrogen, not methane. Besides jet engines run on kerosene | |||
"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open
You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then."Thank you Dr. Did you understand the OP?.. | |||
"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open
You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then."lol its a gas is it not  | |||
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"Some of us should make up some bullshit story about climate change nonsense.. It will be all bolloxs and a total fraud but sure the people are so gulliable and brainwashed they will believe it anyway. We will get the BBC to report it so it looks like its the truth.. Sorry i have just realised i am too late. This has already been done and the business is in full swing... " True story | |||
"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open
You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then.
Thank you Dr. Did you understand the OP?.."I doubt I read it thoroughly | |||
"HOW DARE YOU! .....
What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message? "Neither, misguided kid that’s all. | |||
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"Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer. " yes lets start culling ugly people and people without jobs also anyone who eats Asian food | |||
"Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer. " yes lets start culling ugly people and people without jobs also anyone who eats Asian food | |||
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"Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer. yes lets start culling ugly people and people without jobs also anyone who eats Asian food "Well you could go that way but castrating all men with an IQ less than 140 would be a better option. | |||
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"Inspired by an a Funny Old World article in Private Eye 1507: Tap the flatulence from airline passengers and feed the gas into the engines. -Methane emissions reduced and fossil fuel saved.
We mostly fart air and hydrogen, not methane. Besides jet engines run on kerosene "No they can run on any flammable fluid if set correctly. Digester gas from landfill is one. | |||
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"Sea levels will rise. Coast lines will change. Islands will disappear. Lots of flooding. Land mass will shrink....hurray we will all live nearer to the beach. " Well.. you won't, you'll be singing under tha sea, with Sebastian the crab in Lincolnshire. I know you're making light of it.. bit in all seriousness.. for those who take that attitude, but arent being light hearted about.. I wonder how they'd feel about the mass migrations that come with sea level rises.. Given the coast holds some of the worlds most populated cities. We cant even handle a bit of European free movement in this country. How's Scotland and Wales going to feel about rehoming Southern England? Most of Bangladesh and the Indian Subcontinent will be underwater. More people, less room, less resources.. | |||
"More Smog towers that take the carbon from the air and compress it to diamonds $54,000 a unit though "Well, not costing the earth though... | |||
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"Ban bananas The growing and storing and transportation or these yellow twats is an environmental disaster " You couldn't be nearer the truth anyway but for different reasons. Bananas are expected to be virtually unavailable within 2 years. There's an airborne virus which has wiped out the major supplying countries stocks. The added issue is the fungal spores that develop, contaminate the earth beneath each tree for approx 10 years, making it impossible to grow other crops. India is now the only major Banana grower but they can't meet the growing Global demand. Worryingly, the disease has been found recently in India too so it's only a question of time before their supplies could run out. Food experts predict within 2-3 years, bananas will become Luxury foods at around £3 each!!! | |||
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