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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

What should I do

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Come sit with me we can be vicious together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slowly count to ten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smaaaaaaaash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it"

Hahaha I almost checked on my cuppa

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Half hour in a squash court will see you right

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it"

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it"

Surely pineapples suit a vicious mood more?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sidney?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle "

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sarcastic comments on threads

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Make sarcastic comments on threads"

Naw. I’m not that type of person. I only say what I see

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap"

And as for you well I can’t use big words no more or I’ll get fined again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sarcastic comments on threads

Naw. I’m not that type of person. I only say what I see

Bruce Willis saw dead people

I see stupid people and I see them everywhere !

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Take it somewhere else?

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Make sarcastic comments on threads

Naw. I’m not that type of person. I only say what I see

Bruce Willis saw dead people

I see stupid people and I see them everywhere !"

I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not but hey it’s the middle of the week and I’ll retain my viciousness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle "

A wee giggle or a giggle wee?

I've been known to have the odd laughter leak

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Invite a sub person round and have at it with them

you get to use your vicous mood and they get what they want lol

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Invite a sub person round and have at it with them

you get to use your vicous mood and they get what they want lol "

I like your style

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Invite a sub person round and have at it with them

you get to use your vicous mood and they get what they want lol

I like your style

Practical and fun, i'm all about that lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap"

Gonna need a lot of satsumas to do every arse that deserves it. If the grocer runs out, can i switch to clementines?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap

Gonna need a lot of satsumas to do every arse that deserves it. If the grocer runs out, can i switch to clementines?"

Grapefruits are bigger, need less of them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bake a cake to celebrate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come to mine and help me clean. We can domestos the viscous away and dance like there's nobody watching whilst vigorously scrubbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Surely pineapples suit a vicious mood more?"

I double chocked on my tea.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap

Gonna need a lot of satsumas to do every arse that deserves it. If the grocer runs out, can i switch to clementines?

Grapefruits are bigger, need less of them..."

There's a few deserving arses i can think of that need something bigger than a grapefruit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

A wee giggle or a giggle wee?

I've been known to have the odd laughter leak

That too. Even though the tea didn't go in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a slanging match with me? Jealous of your arse so bring it on.

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Have a slanging match with me? Jealous of your arse so bring it on."

O so it’s a slanging match you want hmmmmm. You know what your arse wants so don’t play coy with me. Mines much better looking

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

I can feel a little thick, sticky and gloopy sometimes as well ...

Oh wait, you said vicious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a slanging match with me? Jealous of your arse so bring it on.

O so it’s a slanging match you want hmmmmm. You know what your arse wants so don’t play coy with me. Mines much better looking

Of course it is darling...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap

Gonna need a lot of satsumas to do every arse that deserves it. If the grocer runs out, can i switch to clementines?"

Yes

Make sure you get the ones with stalks and leaves still intact

Adds to the joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What should I do "
eat a lion

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Find an arse

And stuff satsumas up it

Pmsl. Now that’s made me have a wee giggle

And they're in season

So you'll get 'em cheap

Gonna need a lot of satsumas to do every arse that deserves it. If the grocer runs out, can i switch to clementines?

Yes

Make sure you get the ones with stalks and leaves still intact

Adds to the joy"

I just tried that. Another of your ploys to damage me like your last suggestion of using ginger as a lube. Grrr

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you spit out the pips?

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