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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it  "
Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs  "
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in "
She one of the staff members who joined in! |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in "
Dyes her cat pink to give credence to the myth that is pink panther country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in
Dyes her cat pink to give credence to the myth that is pink panther country "
Hahaha this really made me laugh |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in
She one of the staff members who joined in!"
Degradation Specialist who likes unicorns and rainbows and butterflies and shit and crys when folk are booted off Coach Trip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....
Fibber...they were yellow crocs
Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in
She one of the staff members who joined in!
Degradation Specialist who likes unicorns and rainbows and butterflies and shit and crys when folk are booted off Coach Trip"
You've ruined the game.... that's all true!  |
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"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it
Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in"
Chuckling at this |
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"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it
Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in
Chuckling at this "
Gave up her job as a coal miner as she’s afraid of the dark. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Has done 25 years hard labour in a Venezuelan prison for liquorice allsort trafficking.
Is a lead singer in a Bros tribute band.
Pimps out Smurfs and Oompah Loompahs.
Sickos."
Loves to strut her stuff on cam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens
At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers
Had a hair transplant on his arse"
He tongue was surgically removed and replaced with a 12 inch dildo, watch out if she ever offers to rim you guys. |
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"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens
At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers
Had a hair transplant on his arse
Got fucked by a camel. Twice.  "
Part time job as a lol my pop man |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens
At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers
Had a hair transplant on his arse
Got fucked by a camel. Twice.
Part time job as a lol my pop man "
I'll cum round for the empties later |
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