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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think its about time for some forum poetry
So pick a forum person friend or foe
And show us what you got no abuse tho please dont mind sly digs tho thats how most of us get entertainment mu  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a fabber called LOO,
He took pics of himself as he pooed.
He thought he was meanest,
Saying "you can't have my penis"
But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a fabber called LOO,
He took pics of himself as he pooed.
He thought he was meanest,
Saying "you can't have my penis"
But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From Cleethorpes she's Sylvie888,
My chats with her have been great,
Sometimes they turn horny,
This is a true story,
To meet and play with her, i cant wait
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incandescent is funny and smart,
Her arse pic is a sheer work of art,
If you are nice she will smile,
If not run a mile,
You will never get her perfect legs to part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a black silhouette,
Willing to take what he'd get.
Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.
Got profile advice, not once but twice.
But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a black silhouette,
Willing to take what he'd get.
Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.
Got profile advice, not once but twice.
But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a twisted couple
With my secret twin
We share matching comments
And little grins
Their pictures amaze me
I have to fab like mad
To justify my stares
So they won’t think I’m too bad
Mrs ( of course) |
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"There once was a black silhouette,
Willing to take what he'd get.
Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.
Got profile advice, not once but twice.
But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.
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spot on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a kind friend
Who someday we’ll meet
Who reminds me it’s tuesday
Or to remember to eat
He always says hello
Never forgets to be nice
Maybe the mls
Is where we can hug twice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The once was a Scott, Curveyball
She wouldn't take no nonsense at all,
With a smile as big as that,
Like the proverbial cheshire cat,
All men would want to give her a call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a blonde goddess
She’s been banned for 2 days
For crimes no one saw
She must quieten her ways
She full of smiles and jokes
And has a body that is durty
Her bum is incredible
And her face is so purty
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The lady they call Kissing Kelly
When i seen her my legs went to jelly
I think of her snog thread
When i go to bed
And end up cumming on my bellyomg"
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I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
"
This is positively beautiful.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
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This brought a tear to my eye |
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
This is positively beautiful. "
Thank you.
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
This brought a tear to my eye "
Apologies.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lord of Orgasms is a funny chap
Us on the forums can all see that
He loves his penis
I think he will agree
Unfortunately it's for Sally and not for me  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's brave and strong yet fragile, with demons in her head
Her body light and agile, a sorceress in bed
She recognises beauty from deep inside the soul
She feels it is a duty for all to have this goal
You may not want to bang these souls but still see their true worth
They've been through shit that's taken tolls, these angels walk on earth
Does she think she's an angel? that's not for her to know
It's when she touches other souls her true beauty will show
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"There was a woman called cookie I messaged her for some nooky then she put on a top that was spooky made my penis go all droopy that top was covered in poopy "
Such a way with words
Would it help if I told you I was naked underneath  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's brave and strong yet fragile, with demons in her head
Her body light and agile, a sorceress in bed
She recognises beauty from deep inside the soul
She feels it is a duty for all to have this goal
You may not want to bang these souls but still see their true worth
They've been through shit that's taken tolls, these angels walk on earth
Does she think she's an angel? that's not for her to know
It's when she touches other souls her true beauty will show
P
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That is a beautiful poem
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,
Belles beast is his new fab name.
I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,
Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.
His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on the list for a drawing from Spurschick
I doubt it will be of my dick,
All she can see is my face
And thats no disgrace
Theres a couple of snaps she could pick
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"I'm on the list for a drawing from Spurschick
I doubt it will be of my dick,
All she can see is my face
And thats no disgrace
Theres a couple of snaps she could pick
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Thanks.... it definitely won’t be your dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames
Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games
She doesn't always see herself the way that others do
That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two
She is an inspiration even though she does not know
I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow
This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure
If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really not a poet,
Because my words just come out wrong.
I'm no good as a lyricist,
Because I cannot write the song
That tells you how you make me feel,
Every morning when I awake.
And when I'm far away without your tender touch
How it makes my body ache.
To be lying naked next to you
To caress your lips with mine
Stroking your body with a teasing touch
It would simply be divine
And as you gasp to catch your breath
I'll hold you tightly in my grasp
And whisper how much I love you
Then fuck you up the arse |
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"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames
Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games
She doesn't always see herself the way that others do
That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two
She is an inspiration even though she does not know
I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow
This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure
If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure
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Oh my!
Thank you so much
You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a swinger called trish,
Who was evidently quite a dish.
But she didnt want pics of mens ugly dicks so she signed up to plenty of fish.
(It wasnt any better) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames
Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games
She doesn't always see herself the way that others do
That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two
She is an inspiration even though she does not know
I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow
This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure
If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure
Oh my!
Thank you so much
You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend "
It pretty much wrote itself
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,
Belles beast is his new fab name.
I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,
Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.
His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.
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It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant.
Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent.
For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile.
And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a swinger cum poet..
At the time he didnt really know it.
When quizzed on his willy, he thought it was silly.
Then proceeded to recite a sonnet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,
Belles beast is his new fab name.
I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,
Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.
His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.
It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant.
Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent.
For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile.
And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly
Casting shadows down the Appenine vales
My mind wanders to thoughts of you only
As I remember one of our tales
Of passion and love, now embers
Of what they used to be
Those moments my mind still remembers
Sweet couplings for you and me.
Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion
From hours of sensual delight
Now distant tinges of frustration
Why couldn’t I make it right
Your beauty still frequently haunts me
Though our love like the day faded to night
The darkness of being so lonely
I long for one hour in your light. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From somewhere we may never know
The lovely lady they call Lornajo
In the forums a hit
When she says her bit
When you look she has 5 pics on show
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Oh I love it. Thank you. X |
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"Stingly Byron stood at the bar
I saw his shirt, from afar
Did he buy me a beer?
No fear!
Stingy Byron standing at the bar "
Brighton Steve, the legend, his bicep does bulge
In the same bar, his presence he didn't divulge
"I was stood there all night" he said
Long after I'd gone home to my bed
If only I'd met him, I'd be very merry
And written him a meaningful wonderful veri
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Babs we see an amazing chest,
Lets be honest, up there with the best.
Her pics are clear and precise,
Lets be honest uber nice,
She can be found at socials in the North West |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But we are swingers!"
A statement? Expression? An excuse to be fair
To target the taken and lure to her lair
Is it the power that goes to her head?
When choosing a playmate to take to her bed
A dark undertone with intentions infected
With lies and untruths so she isn't rejected
A mask, a facade, an act if you please
To trick into comfort, to put you at ease
But we are swingers! You'll hear her exclaim
To excuse her behaviour, absolve any blame
People are learning, the act wearing thin
It's her own hand grenade and she's pulling the pin
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
"
Beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""But we are swingers!"
A statement? Expression? An excuse to be fair
To target the taken and lure to her lair
Is it the power that goes to her head?
When choosing a playmate to take to her bed
A dark undertone with intentions infected
With lies and untruths so she isn't rejected
A mask, a facade, an act if you please
To trick into comfort, to put you at ease
But we are swingers! You'll hear her exclaim
To excuse her behaviour, absolve any blame
People are learning, the act wearing thin
It's her own hand grenade and she's pulling the pin
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Very clever, bravo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly
Casting shadows down the Appenine vales
My mind wanders to thoughts of you only
As I remember one of our tales
Of passion and love, now embers
Of what they used to be
Those moments my mind still remembers
Sweet couplings for you and me.
Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion
From hours of sensual delight
Now distant tinges of frustration
Why couldn’t I make it right
Your beauty still frequently haunts me
Though our love like the day faded to night
The darkness of being so lonely
I long for one hour in your light."
That’s really beautiful. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"In Babs we see an amazing chest,
Lets be honest, up there with the best.
Her pics are clear and precise,
Lets be honest uber nice,
She can be found at socials in the North West"
Aww thank you! I love it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly
Casting shadows down the Appenine vales
My mind wanders to thoughts of you only
As I remember one of our tales
Of passion and love, now embers
Of what they used to be
Those moments my mind still remembers
Sweet couplings for you and me.
Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion
From hours of sensual delight
Now distant tinges of frustration
Why couldn’t I make it right
Your beauty still frequently haunts me
Though our love like the day faded to night
The darkness of being so lonely
I long for one hour in your light.
That’s really beautiful. "
Thank you |
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day
And took a chain to lock my heart away
A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel
Thought tales of love were just for fools
I learnt the practice of deception
To keep my fears locked deep away
Erect a shield from certain heartbreak
Another wound a soul can’t take
When asked to see into the future
I talk in tongues that aim to soothe
And hide behind the mask that’s my deception
Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption
Until one day, a chance encounter
She stood before me dark and beautiful
I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away
Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day
We talk for hour after hour
Our connection warm and true
She told me of her vision, so bright and clear
The darkness of my past, began to disappear
Though now the lie came back to haunt me
And built a wall between us
Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection
She slipped away, a lost perfection
And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy
My heart resigned to losing
The door that was once open
Another love had passed straight through
Afraid the telling of my feelings
Would push her far away
My breathe on hold, my heart not beating
Felt certain of my grieving
My soul open, dark, bare and fragile
Afraid the words she would reply
My fears unfounded, true friend found this day
Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.
Beautiful"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,
If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,
Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,
If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,
My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,
My talents would be better served in a choir.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,
If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,
Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,
If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,
My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,
My talents would be better served in a choir.
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a clique in a forum,
That drove most people to boredom,
They were sycophants,
That didn't wear pants,
And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a clique in a forum,
That drove most people to boredom,
They were sycophants,
That didn't wear pants,
And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes
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There once was a fabber called mary,
Who some considered to be scary.
But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting.
She was as cute as a disneyland fairy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a clique in a forum,
That drove most people to boredom,
They were sycophants,
That didn't wear pants,
And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,
If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,
Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,
If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,
My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,
My talents would be better served in a choir.
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Epic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was once a friend called Duckie
Who’s name rhymes with everything lewd
I could use that to my advantage
But it would be horrifically rude.
Instead we will play games
And open and close doors
Never saying Fuckie or suckie
Forever and ever more
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a clique in a forum,
That drove most people to boredom,
They were sycophants,
That didn't wear pants,
And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes
There once was a fabber called mary,
Who some considered to be scary.
But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting.
She was as cute as a disneyland fairy."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,
Or what you're having for dinner,
Or who would you shag,
Because to some you're a slag,
And could do with being a lot thinner.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,
Or what you're having for dinner,
Or who would you shag,
Because to some you're a slag,
And could do with being a lot thinner.
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You’re on a roll!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,
Or what you're having for dinner,
Or who would you shag,
Because to some you're a slag,
And could do with being a lot thinner.
You’re on a roll! "
leave her alone if shes hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the forums i come to laugh a bit
Some subjects though not always a hit
Most people are so nice
Always there with advice
Wether it snog,shag,avoid or any other shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The threads about Brexit are boring,
That's why there's a 'politics' forum,
For only the brave,
They rant and they rave,
And leave the rest of us snoring.
Ok I'll stop now - is it too early for wine?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Private jets, the finest cuisine
The best champagne that I’ve ever seen
Whizzing past on the conveyor belt
There’s nothing left
But a pop up tent !
But that’s ok
For this Scottish lass
All she needs are the pipers
And a cock up her ass x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got some free time so I'll give this a go
About some people I don't really know
Bit weird to say this
But I always notice Mavis
She's witty and quick
She don't need no pic
LornaJo couldn't be nicer
Inside and out, how could you not like her?
Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet
All the girls love a man with some meat
Would You Ever is loving the rhymes
And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times
I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf
But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself
TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse
But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs
For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free
And best of all he lives near me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go
About some people I don't really know
Bit weird to say this
But I always notice Mavis
She's witty and quick
She don't need no pic
LornaJo couldn't be nicer
Inside and out, how could you not like her?
Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet
All the girls love a man with some meat
Would You Ever is loving the rhymes
And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times
I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf
But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself
TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse
But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs
For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free
And best of all he lives near me!"
Bravo, excellent x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They was a Fabber called Gums
Who sucked-off her elderly chums
She'd remove her false-teeth
And start slurping underneath
Their bristly and shrivelled old plums
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go
About some people I don't really know
Bit weird to say this
But I always notice Mavis
She's witty and quick
She don't need no pic
LornaJo couldn't be nicer
Inside and out, how could you not like her?
Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet
All the girls love a man with some meat
Would You Ever is loving the rhymes
And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times
I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf
But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself
TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse
But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs
For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free
And best of all he lives near me!"
Oh that's brilliant (mainly because I got a mention) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cageytigers there H and theres G,
In Driffield they are out prowling for glee,
A couple friendly and true,
No they are not looking for you,
I would like to think they are looking for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go
About some people I don't really know
Bit weird to say this
But I always notice Mavis
She's witty and quick
She don't need no pic
LornaJo couldn't be nicer
Inside and out, how could you not like her?
Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet
All the girls love a man with some meat
Would You Ever is loving the rhymes
And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times
I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf
But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself
TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse
But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs
For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free
And best of all he lives near me!"
Brilliant |
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Words be quick
Words are thick
Will I ever leave these walking sticks
In my mind
Will I be left behind
After I have burned all of my time
People rushing here and there
Do I have time for one more dare
Is it like I even care
When I come across a grizzled bear
Will I even wear
A crown of thorns upon my head
Or should I be me instead |
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Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.
I asked if he would, he said never.
Told me off for not sharing.
Said I was uncaring.
Said Sylvie - you need to do better
Promises to make me cum.
With his fingers and with his tongue.
His voice makes me quiver.
His promise makes me shiver.
And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go
About some people I don't really know
Bit weird to say this
But I always notice Mavis
She's witty and quick
She don't need no pic
LornaJo couldn't be nicer
Inside and out, how could you not like her?
Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet
All the girls love a man with some meat
Would You Ever is loving the rhymes
And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times
I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf
But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself
TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse
But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs
For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free
And best of all he lives near me!
Brilliant "
Woohoo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.
I asked if he would, he said never.
Told me off for not sharing.
Said I was uncaring.
Said Sylvie - you need to do better
Promises to make me cum.
With his fingers and with his tongue.
His voice makes me quiver.
His promise makes me shiver.
And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun."
Love it x |
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"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.
I asked if he would, he said never.
Told me off for not sharing.
Said I was uncaring.
Said Sylvie - you need to do better
Promises to make me cum.
With his fingers and with his tongue.
His voice makes me quiver.
His promise makes me shiver.
And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun.
Love it x"
Just for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suppose this could be read as poetry.
A little tune we used to sing as d*unken lads.......
Celery!
Celery!
If she won't cum,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a stick of celery.
Celery!
Celery!........
Shall I take a bow or just fuck off out of here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They was a Fabber called Gums
Who sucked-off her elderly chums
She'd remove her false-teeth
And start slurping underneath
Their bristly and shrivelled old plums
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That made me chuckle |
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