Disneyland
(Big crowds or 1:1 meets)
(Lots of crazy outfits & people in masks)
(Oversized furniture & Swings)
(Roller Coasters & Water Rides)
Swear you will never go again, but can't help doing it
If it was in the vein of a pub name, then The Hope & Wanker
If it was in the vein of a store then, Pound Land
If it was in the vein of a swinging site then
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