FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Ladies time of the month

Ladies time of the month

By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Is it sod'S law, I am the most horniest pre and first day on my period! So sexually frustrating. I resorted to watching hunky Male actors masturbate or fucking eachother to help me orgasm 10 times now...any other ladies here can relate?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women, only think about one thing

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On a side note, I'm having wankfest tomorrow!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I haven't had a proper period in years but I must still have some sort of hormone cycle as I still get times when no amount of orgasms is enough to satisfy the horn.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

Have it taken away, I've told you! It must be done!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!"

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

Have it taken away, I've told you! It must be done!"

I'll go see the quack

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!"

Me and hormones don't mix. I turn into Cruella DeVille towards people. I could rip a cunts larynx out just for saying hello, throw a traffic cone at a lollipop lady for slowing my bus down and simultaneously burst into tears having a cuteness overload at puppies sneezing

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

Hahahaha. Oh you kill me!! I love you!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back. "

I'm not post menopausal but having a hysterectomy was the best decision ever.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *osmocoupleMan over a year ago

East Sussex

I had a coil fitted and haven't had a period in 7 years. It's great!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!"

Me too.

Mine is you plan a meet in 8 weeks time and and lo and behold you have a period. Best laid plans and all that. And then you have to break the news....oh the joys

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back. "

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a coil fitted and haven't had a period in 7 years. It's great!"

Show off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back. "

Any drugs with that ...HRT??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

Me too.

Mine is you plan a meet in 8 weeks time and and lo and behold you have a period. Best laid plans and all that. And then you have to break the news....oh the joys"

Pisses me right off.

Fucking good job B don't mind looking like he's just had fisticuffs with jaws I tell ya.

Carrie eat your heart out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

Haha everything above is my life too! Except, I do get crazy horny. Just trying to get used to them again, after years with none, as I went hormoneless. Not fun.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rotic-TouchTV/TS over a year ago

doncaster

From what I've read on here a lot of men and women love menstrural fucking , find a guy instead of watching porn

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!"

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *evineDelivery1111Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Your body is telling you something there. Devine Feminine stuff.

I got in and out of feminine and masculine energy.

On my cycle im more masculine, after more feminine, after a few days masculine again.

At min theres not many feminine days lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/10/19 00:38:28]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

. I’m gonna wake the kids up laughing in a minute!! Stop!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

. I’m gonna wake the kids up laughing in a minute!! Stop!"

It's like one of them wall walker things you got as kids.

A GIF would be perfect right now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't had a proper period in years but I must still have some sort of hormone cycle as I still get times when no amount of orgasms is enough to satisfy the horn."
no amount of orgasm..... Seriously???

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

. I’m gonna wake the kids up laughing in a minute!! Stop!

It's like one of them wall walker things you got as kids.

A GIF would be perfect right now

Omg

hahaha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

I started with newest posting and knew straight away who posted this

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

I started with newest posting and knew straight away who posted this

Was my spelling mistakes that gave it away I'm sure

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rotic-TouchTV/TS over a year ago

doncaster

"I haven't had a proper period in years but I must still have some sort of hormone cycle as I still get times when no amount of orgasms is enough to satisfy the horn. no amount of orgasm..... Seriously??? "
does she mean the strap on ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

Men don't know the half of it do they! Also when you get a fully intact vein come out!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Yeah I just give up in the end and try and sleep it off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

Men don't know the half of it do they! Also when you get a fully intact vein come out!"

like a bungee cord

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

Men don't know the half of it do they! Also when you get a fully intact vein come out!

like a bungee cord

Omg

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

I started with newest posting and knew straight away who posted this

Was my spelling mistakes that gave it away I'm sure

I can spot your wicked sense of humour

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

I started with newest posting and knew straight away who posted this

Was my spelling mistakes that gave it away I'm sure

I can spot your wicked sense of humour

My gusset slug went from one slimy cunt to another

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

TMI woman!

One flew off the big roll once and landed in the bathroom floor. It's see through ain't it so I couldn't see where it landed.

A few hours later my arsehoke ex was picking at the bottom of his sock asking what the fuck was stuck to it.

I may have slightly pissed myself

I started with newest posting and knew straight away who posted this

Was my spelling mistakes that gave it away I'm sure

I can spot your wicked sense of humour

My gusset slug went from one slimy cunt to another

hahaha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of being post menopausal. I fucking love not getting a period anymore.

Ladies do not fear the aging process. You've been sold a lie.

All the horniness and nothing holding you back.

Can't wait for gusset slugs to be a thing of the past. You know that snotty bit you get once a month that would have been the plug if you got preggo *shudder* fuck off ya slimy twat

Men don't know the half of it do they! Also when you get a fully intact vein come out!

like a bungee cord

Omg

Good lord you’re putting me off me Horlicks!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the same problem.

Now I have to use an app to keep track of mine as pretty much as soon as mine ends I just miraculously forget about it and get on with life...leading me to be completely clueless as to when it will hit next.

It's only when I get super horny and start imagining things I don't ever want to try that I think hmmm am I due soon as my mind is thinking up some freaky shit :')

Must say though since using this app it's been a life saver - I now know when I'm going to be hornmonal and helps me control my moods a bit better knowing it's not completely me haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the same problem.

It's only when I get super horny and start imagining things I don't ever want to try that I think hmmm am I due soon as my mind is thinking up some freaky shit :')

Must say though since using this app it's been a life saver - I now know when I'm going to be hornmonal and helps me control my moods a bit better knowing it's not completely me haha"

To be fair a few of my friends had my cycle on their calendars with my due date circled and "she's gonna be sad" written on. I'm dreadful when hormonal. This is part of the reason I'm utterly terrified of the menopause.

Now my monthlies are wheneverthefucktheywantlies I'm all over the place.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the same problem.

It's only when I get super horny and start imagining things I don't ever want to try that I think hmmm am I due soon as my mind is thinking up some freaky shit :')

Must say though since using this app it's been a life saver - I now know when I'm going to be hornmonal and helps me control my moods a bit better knowing it's not completely me haha

Now my monthlies are wheneverthefucktheywantlies I'm all over the place.

Aww no

It's bad when your friends are stepping in haha.

Though I do feel for you, my swings are terrible - I can have a day feeling on cloud nine and then the next I can't stop crying and angry at everything.

I'm quite scared of the menopause myself but hoping it's awhile off yet.

It's even worse when you actually know its your hormones and it's up to yourself to figure out how to control your emotions.

Men will never understand but we're lucky in that they know they don't understand and just do what they can.

Saying that I'm very recently single...my periods are going to be extra fun now - wine, anime or chick flicks and takeaway lmao

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *am4CamWoman over a year ago

Fairy Land

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!"

My doctor/work experience child refused to allow me the pill due to my age (I’m not even 40 yet). Git! I’ve had mad, erratic periods for years, and yes, I do think they have a conspiracy against me at times. Grrrrrrr.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

Did you try a coil? I have it and no heavy periods and no pain anymore

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"I haven't had a proper period in years but I must still have some sort of hormone cycle as I still get times when no amount of orgasms is enough to satisfy the horn."

I know the feeling....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

My body does exactly the same. It’s a joke now with my mates. When I used to go on dates, my mates would say I would get my period and I did. Chance to get lucky, here’s my period. Grrrr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"I haven't had a proper period in years but I must still have some sort of hormone cycle as I still get times when no amount of orgasms is enough to satisfy the horn."

I've had no periods from being on the coil, about a week before my period would have started I am raging horny.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Does it put you off sex though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

This ones different though apparently as it only has one of the hormones in. Doc said it’s ok for any age and I smoke too so I’m not really supposed to be on the normal pill. You have to take it at the same time every day (within 3 hours) for the contraception side of it to be effective. I real I really only did it to stop the periods though. Ask next time you go docs x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

. Awww sorry but this made me laugh!!

I swear it's getting worse. Every fucking time we want to make plans my womb explodes and falls out ma fanny

Hahaha. I went on the mini pill to stop them. It’s heaven!

I feel I only did it to stop the periods lol. Dunno where that bit came from

. Poxy phone!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get extra horny around that time but my body likes to play cruel tricks on my with the timing.

Thinking of going to a club? Here have a period.

Been 2 weeks since your last? Here have a period

Group social?

Here have a really fucking painful period

Ain't seen B in a month and wanna take some raunchy pics?

Here have a cunting period.

Urgh

Omg yes!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny all the time lately, I just ramp it up when I’m due. And being on the menopause means it can happen anytime though with these new HRT it’s been pretty regular x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I take medication. I have done for years now. It’s stopped me killing people once a month. It works.

Lex

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup, I feel the same just before and during my monthly.

It's so bad

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes! It's cyclical for me too. Im quite sensitive to hormone changes.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am usually horniest on the second day of my period.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic