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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's often commented guys don't read profiles.
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do ladies read them, or just look at the pictures."
We read the profile look at the pictures , then read the verifications . Chain reaction of events then we’ll make our conclusion |
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"I read whatever is available, admittedly not always to the end, as something may have put me off before that so why continue "
Same here, I won’t get past the first 2 words if it says “Imagine this...”
I glance at pics, all cock pics tell me plenty about a man.
If the message was reasonable and the profile is not immediately off putting then I check the height 
I think we read status updates too. The best profile in the world can be ruined by a dodgy status  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read whatever is available, admittedly not always to the end, as something may have put me off before that so why continue
Same here, I won’t get past the first 2 words if it says “Imagine this...”
I glance at pics, all cock pics tell me plenty about a man.
If the message was reasonable and the profile is not immediately off putting then I check the height
I think we read status updates too. The best profile in the world can be ruined by a dodgy status "
Whiny status updates are the worst... definitely not sexy |
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By *mJamsCouple
over a year ago
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"I read them, then the verifications and then look at the people who have left the verifications! I like to do my homework lol!  "
Haha yes this too! I always read the verifications. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at the pics first to see if i find them attractive...no point reading the profile if not.
If i find them attactive i would go through the whole profile and then show hubby before winking or messaging.. |
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"Guys write profiles? Some I’ve seen are one line or even just one word! Then they wonder why no one messages them! "
I was advised mine was too long. So I edited it and it ended up a whole 2 words shorter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will read if the avatar isn't a cock and if a username isn't off putting.
I will read if there is something to read.
If profile text looks ok, I will check the pictures. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I scan them then play ‘guess the number of cock pics’. The profile text (or lack of) is a pretty good guide."
Where K= cock pics, N= Number of words, O= Orifices being hung out of and B=Balls being full statuses, This is proportional to:
H=Hi messages, E=Erections on display, A=Age of forumite and D=Distance from other people.
By multiplying both factors for each variable, there is symmetry in the equation
KNOB=HEAD |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
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"I read everything, even the T&Cs in teenytinny font when filling in forms & stuff.
I'm a bit OCD like that. "
Very thorough approach. Too time consuming to read the T&C's as well?
I am liking the thorough approach of the Ladies I am discovering here. Give the vine of mails you get this is quite some work. Appreciate your efforts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was thinking of adding a line to my profile text to say if you message or reply to my message please put "hey" in the title, just to check..... 
Fuck it I'm going to!
I love when ppl ask you to jump through blazing hoops and tread hot coals..... it's just fab it doesn't really matter does it...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I scan them then play ‘guess the number of cock pics’. The profile text (or lack of) is a pretty good guide.
Where K= cock pics, N= Number of words, O= Orifices being hung out of and B=Balls being full statuses, This is proportional to:
H=Hi messages, E=Erections on display, A=Age of forumite and D=Distance from other people.
By multiplying both factors for each variable, there is symmetry in the equation
KNOB=HEAD"
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read profile always. Look at number of veris and number of gallery pics.
We don't read veris or view gallery pics. High numbers are an instant put-off. We are not interested in just being another notch. We hold little value in veris anyway. We do not converse or not, purely on looks. Prefer dialogue
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Usually looking at pictures to see if there is more than cock picks and there is nothing what would turn me off like bare sex pics etc., than height, from where they are, what interests they have sex wise and than description. One of things I’m looking at is verifications, not descriptions but what sort of woman they have met before (size wise etc, no bare sex pics etc). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A small portion of them don't read it or they read it and choose to ignore it.
Some couples are even worse though because they go straight to it, without so much as saying hello  |
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