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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok...farting. its something everyone does. And dont believe anyone who says, oh no I dont fart. Bullshit. Everyone farts. Our bodies need to fart out excess methane or we would eventually explode if we didnt. What I would like to know is...how long into a relationship with someone is it acceptable to fart in front of them ? I even know some couples who have been together for years and have never once farted in front of their partners. Btw I've always thought, the longer you hold in a fart, the stinkier its gonna be when it eventually escapes so might as well let rip as soon as it manifests. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You cant hold what's not in your hand lol if you are both comfortable in each others company then farting shouldn't be an issue unless its howling then that's a total different scenario lol
I (mrs) let RIP just as much as mr after all it has to come out x |
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"Ok...farting. its something everyone does. And dont believe anyone who says, oh no I dont fart. Bullshit. Everyone farts. Our bodies need to fart out excess methane or we would eventually explode if we didnt. What I would like to know is...how long into a relationship with someone is it acceptable to fart in front of them ? I even know some couples who have been together for years and have never once farted in front of their partners. Btw I've always thought, the longer you hold in a fart, the stinkier its gonna be when it eventually escapes so might as well let rip as soon as it manifests."
about two days in I reckon |
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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago
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"1st meet we peed, farted and belched in front of each other and still together nearly three years now 
That's a beautifull story of true love!  "
We call it more lust but i like your thinking  |
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I dont remember when I 1st farted in his company... we've been together 36Yrs - Its a long time! But I do pump discreetly. He farts whenever I am near him purely to keep me away and because he is a disgusting ogre! Nuff said! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I have done it from the moment I met Hanky. They are silent so I thought she wouldn't notice, but she apparently has a sense of smell still.....
Sorry Hanky  "
My sense of smell is indeed good - unlike your bum! 
But you are forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You cant hold what's not in your hand lol if you are both comfortable in each others company then farting shouldn't be an issue unless its howling then that's a total different scenario lol
I (mrs) let RIP just as much as mr after all it has to come out x"
Glad to know you're both comfortable in your own farts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Funny!
My current bf has never farted in front of me. He's a very straight up older English gent. But usually i end up farting in my sleep when he's in my bed and i wake up horrified he's heard me lol all good he usually is in deep sleep. But apart from that we tend not to fart in front of one another. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I reckon I'd let one rip straight away, if they dont like it the relationship ain't gonna last, if the laugh well they will be laughing every day. "
Oh ..a test of loyalty? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Funny!
My current bf has never farted in front of me. He's a very straight up older English gent. But usually i end up farting in my sleep when he's in my bed and i wake up horrified he's heard me lol all good he usually is in deep sleep. But apart from that we tend not to fart in front of one another."
Well as long as it doesn't get awkward if a little fart were to sneak out in each others company. It's all good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I dont remember when I 1st farted in his company... we've been together 36Yrs - Its a long time! But I do pump discreetly. He farts whenever I am near him purely to keep me away and because he is a disgusting ogre! Nuff said!"
Hahaha you know he's a keeper tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have done it from the moment I met Hanky. They are silent so I thought she wouldn't notice, but she apparently has a sense of smell still.....
Sorry Hanky "
But if she stayed then it's all good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok...farting. its something everyone does. And dont believe anyone who says, oh no I dont fart. Bullshit. Everyone farts. Our bodies need to fart out excess methane or we would eventually explode if we didnt. ComomWhat I would like to know is...how long into a relationship with someone is it acceptable to fart in front of them ? I even know some couples who have been together for years and have never once farted in front of their partners. Btw I've always thought, the longer you hold in a fart, the stinkier its gonna be when it eventually escapes so might as well let rip as soon as it manifests."
Come on! Are we really going to talk about farts!!
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I have done it from the moment I met Hanky. They are silent so I thought she wouldn't notice, but she apparently has a sense of smell still.....
Sorry Hanky
But if she stayed then it's all good "
He has his uses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Charlie farted in my bed the first time we met. He was my first ever meet.. he said pardon me. It was a sign of things to come, he farts and snores all night long when he stops at mine. He's not shy about. I tend to try to hold them in when I,m with him, Once though a few years later I farted in his face during 69, which was very embarrassing. X |
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