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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Found something unexpected in your food?
I bought a packet of peanuts in a pub and poured them into my mouth.. Then I felt something wrong. Half the contents of the bag was crushed glass!
Anyone else had experiences this? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them "
Magots maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions
Spring onions are nice "
no it overpowers everything there nice to you
You must realise im the fussiest eater i know i eat like 12 kinds of meal cooked a certain way or il rather starv |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them
Magots maybe "
They didn't look very maggoty. Never buy strawberries from Tesco! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions
Spring onions are nice no it overpowers everything there nice to you
You must realise im the fussiest eater i know i eat like 12 kinds of meal cooked a certain way or il rather starv"
Hmm I'm the opposite, il eat anything. Couldn't manage the glass though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway. |
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"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway. "
Tasty |
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"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway.
Tasty"
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"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway. "
Why did she rub your bacon roll round her fanny ? |
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"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway.
Why did she rub your bacon roll round her fanny ?"
The bread rolls got delivered by the gents loos, that was out of paper towels, the guys needed after seeing the woman in the cafe.  |
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By *ral DMan
over a year ago
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I had a cup of Black coffee at work and put it on the side near my tool box went off for a piss, came back took a fucking big swig of it and felt something in my mouth I spat it out and it was a fucking huge house spider!!! I hate spiders too thought I was going to have a heart attack my heart was beating so fast.  |
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