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What's your favourite OFAH quote?
Mine is when Rodney wants to buy some condoms but he is nervous because there is still "a stigma attached to them" and Del Boy says "don't be silly that's just the little foil wrapper that covers them"  |
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"Can't remember word for word but I love Trigger talking about his award for using the same broom for years."
Ah yes, the same broom, only replaced the stick 17 times and the brush 27 times, something like that! |
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"Look after your Broom"
Classic quote
The show produced so many classic one liners. For me, Uncle Albert twist on "During the war..." rephrased as "During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany" never fails to make me laugh  |
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over a year ago
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The episode with the jewellery. Denzil leaves a message for Del about some jewellery for sale. Del rushes to the door to yell for him not to buy them, Rodney tells him Denzil will be half way to Germany by now so Del shout "Denzil, nicht buyen zem" |
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over a year ago
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You plonker Rodney, Rodney on the sunbed. Or Rodney ringing for his own job and Del winding him up. Or Rodney in the kids club on holiday or del with his furry suitcases x |
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"Can't remember word for word but I love Trigger talking about his award for using the same broom for years.
Ah yes, the same broom, only replaced the stick 17 times and the brush 27 times, something like that! "
he had a photo to prove it haha |
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The poker scene is a classic one, long story short... what you got? 4 kings, what you got? Two pair... then whips out quad aces haha then he says where you get them aces from and he says the same place you got them kings from, I knew you was bluffing because that wasn’t the hand I dealt you haha the twist and turns in that scene is some of the best comedy ever wrote. |
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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago
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The best one has to be when they all walk into the pub after recently leaving Boyce's car showroom (Where Rodney bought Delboy a Rolls Royce) and Rodney offers to buy everyone sandwiches, only for Delboy to intervene and say... 'I'll get the sarnies Rodders, you got the rolls!' Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jolly boys outting
Rodney on the phone to Cassandra
She's warning him not to get into trouble, what a bad influence Del is....
Rodney replies, we're only on a day trip what could possibly go wrong- Then the bus explodes behind him |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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Del and Trigger in the wine bar.
Del trying to impress the women says to Trigger that all the clientele love to talk about money.
Trigger says "I saw one of those old five pound notes the other day."
Classic |
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The Driscoll Brothers come into the Nags Head looking for Del. Boycie is at the bar and one of the Driscolls say "I hear Marlene's up the spout, that right Boycie?". "Yeah that's right" Boycie says. "Well you let us know who did it and we'll sort him out" |
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over a year ago
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"(Trigger talking about Del & Raquel's baby)
If it's a girl they're going to call her Cassandra, after Cassandra. And if it's a boy they're going to call it Rodney. After Dave.... "
Actually, they were going to name a girl Sugourney, after the actress, but yes, that was a good one.
Trigger had loads of great lines |
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Del flogging an old banger to an Aussie, pretending it only had one previous owner, a vicar
"Oh [pulls out a book from glove compartment]... he's only left his bible behind" |
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My favourite is when Dave the barman tries to get Trigger to get some inside information from Rodney on what name Del and Racquel will name their baby. Trigger has always been convinced Rodney's name is Dave.
I would write it out but it's easier to let you watch it on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/eucpZjDCat0 |
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