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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m sure this is one of those things many have seen before. But for those who haven’t like me here is a quick giggle
Have you got sex insurance?
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having :
Sex with your wife - legal & general
Sex with your partner - standard life
Sex on the telephone - direct line
Sex with someone different - go compare
Sex with a lady with generous proportions - more than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila’s wheels
Sex with a prostitute - commercial union
Sex with your maid - employers liability
Sex with an OAP - saga
Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident
Sex with animals - national farmers union
Sex with a monk - Abbey life
Sex with navy officers - admiral group |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You forgot:
Sex in Norfolk - Norwich Union
Sex in Spain - Aviva (Espana) 
Sex with a politician - Churchill
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Haha thanks.... there must be one for confused.com? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"You forgot:
Sex in Norfolk - Norwich Union
Sex in Spain - Aviva (Espana)
Sex with a politician - Churchill
Haha thanks.... there must be one for confused.com?"
Sex with someone who is bi-curious of course  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You forgot:
Sex in Norfolk - Norwich Union
Sex in Spain - Aviva (Espana)
Sex with a politician - Churchill
Haha thanks.... there must be one for confused.com?
Sex with someone who is bi-curious of course "
Of course add it in |
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