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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If women were fruit ideally they'd be sweet and juicy and easy to peel. I guess that makes them clementines.

If men were fruit what would we be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well the obvious answer would be a banana

I'll go with cheese fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prickly pear..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack fruit- meaty texture and well it's called jack...so...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well the obvious answer would be a banana

I'll go with cheese fruit

It is too early for visions of cheesy bits. Behave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apples... There's thousands of variations but only a handful are successful

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pineapple.

A bit lumpy on the outside, but very sweet once you realise what's inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pineapple.

A bit lumpy on the outside, but very sweet once you realise what's inside. "

Are we talking textured condoms

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pineapple.

A bit lumpy on the outside, but very sweet once you realise what's inside.

Are we talking textured condoms

Always safety first young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pomegranates. Smooth on the outside, but hard to crack! Full of seed on the inside.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Some are grapefruits, they look inviting and welcoming, but inside they have a sourness to their soul that just makes you shiver and feel cold...... avoid grapefruits

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