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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

my hedge urgently needs cutting back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only do bushes

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve a big strimmer

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

Send them to Barnstaple when you find one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only do bushes"

I have a bush too

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Does this garden involve a pond that needs attention as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Randy Gardner?

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By *urning the kinkMan  over a year ago

bristol


"my hedge urgently needs cutting back "

I'm not to far away to trim your hedge xx

How much do you want it cut back ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve a big strimmer "

I’ve a big hedge

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send them to Barnstaple when you find one."

What do you need trimmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does this garden involve a pond that needs attention as well "

Are you offering to clean my pond

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple


"Send them to Barnstaple when you find one.

What do you need trimmed "

My wilderness

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler. "

I’ll be jester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too "

Checks pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Randy Gardner?"

That’s big balls you have

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler.

I’ll be jester "

I can juggle.. I'm actually a gardener but juggling sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics "

Did you find my bush Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send them to Barnstaple when you find one.

What do you need trimmed

My wilderness "

Is it over grown like mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I quite like gardening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh I quite like gardening "

You’re hired Taff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I quite like gardening

You’re hired Taff "

I'll get my dibber and fork and be right over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc "

No It was camouflaged

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh I quite like gardening

You’re hired Taff I'll get my dibber and fork and be right over "

Are you going to eat me

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler.

I’ll be jester "

you always make me smile ..done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I quite like gardening

You’re hired Taff I'll get my dibber and fork and be right over

Are you going to eat me "

lol I may have a nibble

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler.

I’ll be jester I can juggle.. I'm actually a gardener but juggling sounds fun "

The juggling gardner.. .sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc

No It was camouflaged "

It’s hiding in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc

No It was camouflaged

It’s hiding in my pants "

How do expect me to trim it with your pants on?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Your bush out of control cheeky. I have an edge trimmer industrial one

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it just a couple of hours a month to keep on top of things, or would you like someone round regularly to make sure it's well tended?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc

No It was camouflaged

It’s hiding in my pants

How do expect me to trim it with your pants on? "

Around the edges

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your bush out of control cheeky. I have an edge trimmer industrial one "

That will do

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc

No It was camouflaged

It’s hiding in my pants

How do expect me to trim it with your pants on?

Around the edges "

lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Gardener wanted too, preferably good with heights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a gardener..chef..housekeeper a jester oh and a juggler. "

I am an all rounder, I can help, oh and wait for it . . . . I can iron too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only do bushes

I have a bush too

Checks pics

Did you find my bush Doc

No It was camouflaged

It’s hiding in my pants

How do expect me to trim it with your pants on?

Around the hedges "

FTFY

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Your bush out of control cheeky. I have an edge trimmer industrial one

That will do "

I'll pop round tomoz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the most British thread ever. Channelling Carry On, Bottom, The Two Ronnie's and others besides and I giggled all the way through while sipping a cup of tea. More threads like this please.

Stands up and Applauds*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pah! Step aside amateurs. The OP's clearly in need of a professional, one with a 7 foot long chopper.

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By *otdayMan  over a year ago

Reading


"my hedge urgently needs cutting back "

Exeter!!! I was just about to go to my shed and get my tool out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooo me too, I need submerging in a barrel of veet

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have green fingers.........

.on reflection, you don't want to know why....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have green fingers.........

.on reflection, you don't want to know why...."

Kermit is still in therapy

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have green fingers.........

.on reflection, you don't want to know why....

Kermit is still in therapy

P"

Little fucker won't do it again though. ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"my hedge urgently needs cutting back "
Can I bring my Hoe round ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have green fingers.........

.on reflection, you don't want to know why....

Kermit is still in therapy

P

Little fucker won't do it again though. .."

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"my hedge urgently needs cutting back "

Chunky landscaping services, are available.

Always pays 100% attention to his clients needs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh cheeky I do every type of plant work you can think of...man for all seasons and all things naturelle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I actually used to be a gardener.

The Names Doug

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple  over a year ago

Trowbridge

I have considered setting up a lady garden trimming business; removing or turning an overgrown bush into a neat strip is very therapeutic.

Mrs B & A has is very keen to vigourously Q & A all out work before release to the customer.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Great gardening skills everyone

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