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Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!"
Use lounge floor lol |
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over a year ago
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!"
Standing up against the wall?    |
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I'm having a bed dilemma today too!
I broke mine - apparently leaping on one, jumping up & down, playing air guitar to November Rain isn't good for them 
Found one online last night like I really like, but a 4wk wait?!
Now I've found another this morning, I really like too, quick delivery.
I need to stop looking before I get more confused.
And toss a coin to decide |
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!
Standing up against the wall? "
one of my favourites  |
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!"
I find that any bed owned by a really naughty girl is best  |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
I'm aware of people sneaking a towel out in their case, but how do you get out with a bed?"
Strap it to your back and brazenly walk out with it, if anyone asks say you're going to a fancy dress party as a tortoise |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....  "
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either "
They are not very long though, that's troublesome  |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome "
Travelodge beds are extra long too. |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good."
I agree
For a good night's sleep.
Not as if anyone wants to do anything else with me
Checking in a bit later. Shhhhhh |
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!
Use lounge floor lol"
I stayed in a b+b and indulged in a night of passion only to find that the bed made an awful din so we decided to adjourn to the floor. That was all going fine until the wardrobe started rattling. Sometimes, it seems, you just can't win.  |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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No they're not, at least not the ones where I stayed in "
I think premier inn was better but all I remember about the bed in travel lodge was my feet hanging off the end. |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
I agree
For a good night's sleep.
Not as if anyone wants to do anything else with me
Checking in a bit later. Shhhhhh "
And it's not Travelodge |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome "
Yes, one can fall off the end |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall off the end "
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you  |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall off the end "
Or you get dead legs when licking the vajayjay  |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you "
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall off the end
Or you get dead legs when licking the vajayjay "
licking the what?!! Lol |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone "
I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa |
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"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.
Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc
Help me!!!!!!!!"
Someone else's?
Then if you break it, yours is still fine to crawl into |
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"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors  "
That looks like your best bet.
Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom. |
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"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors
That looks like your best bet.
Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom. "
Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face |
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"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors
That looks like your best bet.
Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom.
Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face "
They may check with the fab-swinger's secret wink and handshake and join in |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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Mine is a solid frame (no legs) with a 16" deep mattress. It's not going anywhere. In fact it took 2 men to position it in the room, it's so heavy.
I recall shopping for it and a guy following me covertly around the store. For a bit of fun, I positioned myself on the bed and stared him straight in the eyes - he scarpered! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone "
Cough cough. |
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Divan bed with wheels removed ad replaced with strips of timber along the top middle and bottom of the bed that worked for me.
Oh don’t forget som foam behind the head board or screw it to the wall or it will bang like a fucking hammer drill! |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone
I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa "
Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone
I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa
Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos "
Don't think this guy like dramas  I'll give him a shout though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either
They are not very long though, that's troublesome
Yes, one can fall othe end
Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you
Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone
I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa
Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos
Don't think this guy like dramas I'll give him a shout though!"
Can he hear you in a hailstorm? He’s probably a d*** anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nice bed with large balls on the bed posts nothing more sexier than watching a woman slide her pussy over the bed post and fuck it hard"
Sounds delightful |
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OP:
So will be going with Divan, removing the wheels, attaching the headboard to the wall securing the bed in position a little more
Memory foam mattress to boot. 
I will be able to murder on this bed and not a sound will be heard Mwahahahahahahaha.
(Well other than the panting and screaming) |
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"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.
To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....
They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either "
Also the counter tops are pretty decent to get the right angle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mattress on the floor.
Wooden beds will soon squeak and break. Metal frames will loosen and rattle n bang.
Footings, yeah remember those? The thick ones 12" ... Perfect. |
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"Mattress on the floor.
Wooden beds will soon squeak and break. Metal frames will loosen and rattle n bang.
Footings, yeah remember those? The thick ones 12" ... Perfect."
Footons* auto correct before I noticed. |
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"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors
That looks like your best bet.
Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom.
Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face "
Go on, dare you! |
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My bed is one of those king size ottoman leather bed. I’ve had it about 16 years and it’s still great. Just had a new mattress last year and it takes a lot of use x |
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"Water beds feel very nice to lay on.
I don't know about sex though. "
Nope... nope and did I say nope. Had one and as you say a great nights sleep but as for sex not great as there's nothing to provide resistance. |
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"Water beds feel very nice to lay on.
I don't know about sex though.
Nope... nope and did I say nope. Had one and as you say a great nights sleep but as for sex not great as there's nothing to provide resistance."
Have no complaints about ours - you can buy different types of waterbeds and with different levels of firmness.
Takes every shape & size of person |
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Can't recommend a bed but can recommend Ikea mattress - a £130 mattress better than high street £600.
Comes vacuum packed and rolled up -fits any car......#
Don't unpack/open until its on the bed.... |
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