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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.
J |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.
J"
I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.
J
I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques "
#monkeymassive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera. "
Monkey gangs!!
They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!
Rubi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera.
Monkey gangs!!
They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!
Rubi x"
Hoodies  |
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera.
Monkey gangs!!
They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!
Rubi x"
I was picturing the monkeys wearing the goodies, some strange 60's band and 70's comedians mash up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... I was here first.
Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?
Shame on you both Rubi"
I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either
J |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Erm... I was here first.
Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?
Shame on you both Rubi
I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either
J"
Sorry, which is which?... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... I was here first.
Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?
Shame on you both Rubi"
Don't drag me into it! I can tell you apart, I can read names!
Rubi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... I was here first.
Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?
Shame on you both Rubi
I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either
J
Sorry, which is which?... "
Left is clementine and right is satsuma |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who has the biggest banana?
Bonobos? They use it the most at least 
They have sex with any other monkey.. Just for fun.
A bit like swinging! "
I know, probably where humans evolved from |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Erm... I was here first.
Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?
Shame on you both Rubi
I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either
J
Sorry, which is which?...
Left is clementine and right is satsuma "
I meant on your profile  |
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"Pleeeeeeeeeease can they have a tea party before they do though? With PG tips tea.
Rubi x"
You'll be needing Tea Monkey then....
Apologies if that gags been done all ready, I've not read the thread.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're all in trouble now. MrMonkey is throwing his hat into the ring.
I think anyone brave enough to attempt to wrestle him should win by default, it's just shame they'll be posting from a hospital bed 
Rubi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!
In a paddling pool???
.....lube me up!!!   "
He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger
Tea you in trouble |
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!
In a paddling pool???
.....lube me up!!!
He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger
Tea you in trouble "
ppfffftt, back for more....I think you'll find going up the thread that I was first into the ring... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey I m like a spider monkey..slap ya with my tail...but surely this would be an in the trees fight and me spending a lot of time swinging in trees..I may have the advantage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!
In a paddling pool???
.....lube me up!!!
He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger
Tea you in trouble
ppfffftt, back for more....I think you'll find going up the thread that I was first into the ring... "
You also left the ring and the crowd were demanding their dues back...
Get on with it monkeys. Show us your baddest moves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter 
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down! "
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig |
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig "
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome.... "
Jesus.
You what...
That's it.
Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome.... "
Fight, Fight, Fight ...
Fight fair monkeys and obey the rules at all times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down! "
Anyone mentioned the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz yet?
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....
Jesus.
You what...
That's it.
Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight? "
Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....
Jesus.
You what...
That's it.
Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?
Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in.... "
About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.
Shush you
Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey "
No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.
Shush you
Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey
No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses. "
Monkey bums!! Biggest reddest bum wins!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.
Shush you
Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey
No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses. "
Are you part of the press team haha ...
Don't worry you can have interviews later
The monkeys are on fire |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....
Jesus.
You what...
That's it.
Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?
Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....
About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout "
Shut it McFly!
Or are you chicken? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"
I'm a lover not a fighter
Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!
Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig
That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....
Jesus.
You what...
That's it.
Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?
Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....
About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout
Shut it McFly!
Or are you chicken? "
I'm chicken
And we have a winner
Tree Monkey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez"
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums. |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums. "
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things |
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things"
They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around.... |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things
They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around.... "
dodging bushes henceforth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things
They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around.... "
Yes but at least the check your hair for nits. |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things
They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....
Yes but at least the check your hair for nits. "
They don’t! They only do that within the cult. Us peasants don’t get nothing  |
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!
There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez
I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.
Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things
They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....
Yes but at least the check your hair for nits.
They don’t! They only do that within the cult. Us peasants don’t get nothing "
join the cult.....
One of Us...
One of Us...
One of Us...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating
Beating???
.....Tea, Biff Tannon quoted and you you ran the the hills clucking....whilst I'm still Fucking....with the other Monkeys....collectable toys... "
Give it up tiger monkey. You let the side down. I made you favourite with your ring entry
. It didn't last... |
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"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating
Beating???
.....Tea, Biff Tannon quoted and you you ran the the hills clucking....whilst I'm still Fucking....with the other Monkeys....collectable toys...
Give it up tiger monkey. You let the side down. I made you favourite with your ring entry
. It didn't last..."
I didn't realise we had to scare the audience...
I thought Jelly Wrestling was on the cards...I've been lubing up but it's hard without a spotter....you fall over a lot...
....what can I say, I'm easily distracted I swing in and out looking for constant amusement.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys.
However just the 1 Stingly.
As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique"
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You're just tempting the phantom name stealer to copy you
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"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys.
However just the 1 Stingly.
As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique"
You're just tempting the phantom name stealer to copy you
Rubi x"
Only if I'm daft enough to play a name change challenge thread.
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.
J"
Just keep clear of the chimpanzees, as they've a tendency to throw shit |
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*the reddest of monkeys swings down from the trees scattering tea cups and throwing bananas (refraining from pooh ... for now).*
I-I-I-I-ttttssssssss ME!
How did I miss this thread.
Damn this life and work thing getting in the way of forum life.
What is this ridiculous talk about too many monkeys????
Have you not seen Planet of the Apes????
"You burnt it, you burnt it all, damn you ... damn you!!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hail all monkeys for they know how to party and enjoy life...don't be divided by in fighting let's stick together and show em we are the heart n soul of party and pleasure..for we are king of the Swingers. ..ooh ooh ooh..as stated in jungle book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please?
Rubi x
Can I have Yorkshire Tea though, Roobs??? "
Yes but it'll be lukewarm, I've seen videos of tea parties, we can't risk burns when you guys start throwing things around. |
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