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over a year ago
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Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.
oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!!  I fucking hate that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.
oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that
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As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.
oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that
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As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?! "
Yes! From under your bottom eyelid out the corner. It's vile
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.
oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that
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As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?!
Yes! From under your bottom eyelid out the corner. It's vile
P"
I don't think that's ever happened to me |
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"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.
oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that
P"
I've never had the draught through my eye...maybe I'm not blowing hard enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i noticed today that my microfibre cloth which is actually my combined gymsweat-rag/wankrag/hanky smells like the the knickers of a 10 year old building iPhones in a factory in China.
It's in the wash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You fuckers need more puff when you blow. It's when my nose is absolutely blocked solid and the air has to come out somewhere but the swelling and snot won't let it be my nose!
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"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.
How do you deal with them?
Please be honest, there's no judgement here.
Rubi x"
So would you admit to picking it and eating it then? 
And no I dont, Bugs the hell out of me When I know its being done and they wont admit to doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stick my thumb in and scrape them out.
i can't get a thumb in but a finger works "
I’ve stretched my nostrils over the years. If I keep going I may get a fist in before I pop my clogs  |
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"I stick my thumb in and scrape them out.
i can't get a thumb in but a finger works
I’ve stretched my nostrils over the years. If I keep going I may get a fist in before I pop my clogs "
Fisting the nose ..love it |
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"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.
How do you deal with them?
Please be honest, there's no judgement here.
Rubi x"
Depends how they got there sniff warm water and then they will easily come out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.
How do you deal with them?
Please be honest, there's no judgement here.
Rubi x
So would you admit to picking it and eating it then?
And no I dont, Bugs the hell out of me When I know its being done and they wont admit to doing it "
If I did that I would but I tasted them once and didn't like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one
Why did I just read that  "
I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one
Why did I just read that
I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must "
I saw a women do that once it was repulsive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one
Why did I just read that
I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must
I saw a women do that once it was repulsive"
Not very ladylike |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one
Why did I just read that
I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must
I saw a women do that once it was repulsive
Not very ladylike"
And she gave me a dirty look like it was my fault  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........
It's easy when you're on a bus "
Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........
It's easy when you're on a bus
Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger!"
Oh just eat it go on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pick it roll it flick it "
Are you admitting it!?!
I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.
I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick it roll it flick it
Are you admitting it!?!
I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.
I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz! "
Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick it roll it flick it
Are you admitting it!?!
I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.
I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!
Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol"
So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pick it roll it flick it
Are you admitting it!?!
I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.
I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!
Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol
So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal "
What colour was the car? |
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"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........
It's easy when you're on a bus
Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger!
Oh just eat it go on "
Yeah..you know you wanna |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick it roll it flick it
Are you admitting it!?!
I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.
I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!
Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol
So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal
What colour was the car? "
Green. Kind of matched the bogeys she was flicking |
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