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"Anyone wanna suck my cock. I’m in Newcastle " Will it reach as far as the sunny south coast?
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"No But good luck OP, maybe someone will " Thanks | |||
Just book marking..this might be fun | |||
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"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies "Us 2 x | |||
"It’s just meant to be a bit of fun" It is..for the people on this thread. | |||
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"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies "I'm here for your boobs  | |||
"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies
I'm here for your boobs "Im here for cake | |||
"A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very d*unk," she replied. Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."" Hahahahahaha had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Thats a good one | |||
"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies
I'm here for your boobs
Im here for cake "I'll have cake... | |||
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"No ta you cannot have my suckin " Hello cannot have guy. Can you reject me too? Thanks | |||
"No ta you cannot have my suckin Hello cannot have guy. Can you reject me too? Thanks "you cannot have my penis | |||
"No ta you cannot have my suckin Hello cannot have guy. Can you reject me too? Thanks you cannot have my penis "I didn't want your cock, I wanted your rejection and I got it | |||
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"A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very d*unk," she replied. Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."" | |||
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"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them "I just spat my brew out !!! Funny xx | |||
"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them
I just spat my brew out !!! Funny xx" xx | |||
"Anyone wanna suck my cock. I’m in Newcastle " No | |||
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"Anyone wanna suck my cock. I’m in Newcastle " Would you mind if I didn’t? I have mouth ulcers. | |||
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"Did you get any action OP?" Ha! Was just going to ask this too | |||
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"Did you get any action OP? Ha! Was just going to ask this too" Will you suck mine?  | |||
"Anyone wanna suck my cock. I’m in Newcastle " And they say romance is dead.  | |||
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"Did you get any action OP? Ha! Was just going to ask this too Will you suck mine? "Chunky gent’s comment above. | |||
"Did you get any action OP? Ha! Was just going to ask this too Will you suck mine?
Chunky gent’s comment above."Obv I'd buy you dinner and pay for the hotel room | |||
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"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol" I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits | |||
"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits "Awww thanks, but yes you are. | |||
"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits
Awww thanks, but yes you are.
"I love a forceful man  | |||
"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits
Awww thanks, but yes you are.
I love a forceful man "I meant - yes, you're off limits. Lol | |||
"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits "Why? What did you catch? | |||
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"If only he wasn't so faaaaaaarawaaaaaay. Lol I'm not sucking yours, I'm off limits
Why? What did you catch?"Feels..... | |||
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"If ONLY you were closer,.I'd be right on it" You’d have to beat us to it | |||
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"If ONLY you were closer,.I'd be right on it You’d have to beat us to it "I warn you, I fight dirty when I want something this bad | |||
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"You’re too far away OP." Getting closer though! | |||
"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them "Tomorrow then?  | |||
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"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them
Tomorrow then? " | |||
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"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them
Tomorrow then? "How does the saying go?? "tomorrow never cums" | |||
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"Pass I only suck Cock on days that don't have a Y in them
Tomorrow then?
How does the saying go??
"tomorrow never cums" " | |||
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"If anyone travels north to meet this guy, stop off in Hull for tea and cakes. " How about tea cakes? | |||
"If anyone travels north to meet this guy, stop off in Hull for tea and cakes. " No coffee and biscuits? Damn  | |||
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"OK. OK. OK. Coffee, tea, biscuits, cakes and tea cakes. You ladies are so demanding. You'll be wanting sex next. Pfffft. "Nope just the tea cakes please. | |||
"OK. OK. OK. Coffee, tea, biscuits, cakes and tea cakes. You ladies are so demanding. You'll be wanting sex next. Pfffft.
Nope just the tea cakes please. "Phew. I'm not a piece of meat you know.  | |||
"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies
I'm here for your boobs
Im here for cake
I'll have cake... "I love cake | |||
"Oh dear.. I'm here for the replies
I'm here for your boobs
Im here for cake
I'll have cake...
I love cake"Who said cake | |||
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"Sorry, I’m washing my hair." | |||
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"Anyone wanna suck my cock. I’m in Newcastle " Hey, my girlfriend would like to & I'd like to watch if that's ok? We'd like to do it in a hotel room too while she's dressed in lingerie. Will message your our address now so you can chop it off and stick it in the post. Send an extra stamp & We'll return when finished if absolutely necessary... | |||
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"O love sucking cock but need compatibility and full servicing of my needs" | |||
