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"The ladies are quiet, I'm nervous." Im shitting myself for ya | |||
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"i'm def staying out of this 1 " Im staying off the roads. | |||
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"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x." Be good to see you at the pussy posse parties! | |||
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"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well" see a Sensible female driver | |||
"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well see a Sensible female driver " Thank you | |||
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"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x.Be good to see you at the pussy posse parties! " When you flashed the ligts maybe she thought it was a dogging signal | |||
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"ok so lets talk about male drivers - 1) like the one driving a flashy Bentley who cut up a biker so bad by pulling out and overtaking him...then pulling in front of him so sharply that the poor biker had to jam his brakes on..... or 2) the male driver who rolled his lorry onto its side at a roundabout yesterday as he was going much too fast for the situation.... or 3 ) the male driver trying to barge his way in at the last minute on a slip road from the main motorway and went into the side of a car that wasn't prepared to let him in - as the slip road/approach to the turn off was a mile long the driver had plenty of time to filter into the lane but obviously decided that he didn't need to queue.... shall I go on???" or the one that under took me today trying to see If I would race him as I had the better car than him on the dual carriageway | |||
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"Hi John, it probebly isn't you....they tend to follow the the Highway Code more than the guys, (rule 110 page 36) does say that you should only flash your headlights to let other road users know that you are there, also to wave or to beccon is not a valid signal and they should always check to ensure the intended signal is for them and proceed with caution.....sorry to be an anorak but I am a DSA instructor.... " This. | |||
"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x." I'm still waiting for the constructive criticism. All I can see is someone admitting that they have NO idea about the Highway Code. That bothers me less than the fact that he is trying to mask his bad driving knowledge and skills by denegrating an entire gender to cloud his shortcomings. I'm an advanced driver. I drive my car. Not any other tit that want's to play night in shining armour. Stop trying to get people to drive into the path of other vehicles that may not be giving way and drive like you are supposed to. You'd be less frustrated. It won't get you a shag in any case. Sexism isn't attractive. | |||
"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x. I'm still waiting for the constructive criticism. All I can see is someone admitting that they have NO idea about the Highway Code. That bothers me less than the fact that he is trying to mask his bad driving knowledge and skills by denegrating an entire gender to cloud his shortcomings. I'm an advanced driver. I drive my car. Not any other tit that want's to play night in shining armour. Stop trying to get people to drive into the path of other vehicles that may not be giving way and drive like you are supposed to. You'd be less frustrated. It won't get you a shag in any case. Sexism isn't attractive. " I also recall you're good at finding long stay carparks too? And to he who would pluck pheasants, i do hope you're not the type of driver who will obstruct a dozen or so others whilst you indulge in your personal foibles. | |||
"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x. I'm still waiting for the constructive criticism. All I can see is someone admitting that they have NO idea about the Highway Code. That bothers me less than the fact that he is trying to mask his bad driving knowledge and skills by denegrating an entire gender to cloud his shortcomings. I'm an advanced driver. I drive my car. Not any other tit that want's to play night in shining armour. Stop trying to get people to drive into the path of other vehicles that may not be giving way and drive like you are supposed to. You'd be less frustrated. It won't get you a shag in any case. Sexism isn't attractive. " So what is it that your saying then luv/ all women drivers apart from your good self are shit then is that it? | |||
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"How come women can't reverse park yet back onto a cock just fine? " Practice? | |||
"How come women can't reverse park yet back onto a cock just fine? Practice?" With you? Right now? But there isn't a woman for miles! 'Ere you're not kinky are you? | |||
"How come women can't reverse park yet back onto a cock just fine? " Some things just need suffocating | |||
"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x. I'm still waiting for the constructive criticism. All I can see is someone admitting that they have NO idea about the Highway Code. That bothers me less than the fact that he is trying to mask his bad driving knowledge and skills by denegrating an entire gender to cloud his shortcomings. I'm an advanced driver. I drive my car. Not any other tit that want's to play night in shining armour. Stop trying to get people to drive into the path of other vehicles that may not be giving way and drive like you are supposed to. You'd be less frustrated. It won't get you a shag in any case. Sexism isn't attractive. So what is it that your saying then luv/ all women drivers apart from your good self are shit then is that it? " How amusing for you. | |||
"How come women can't reverse park yet back onto a cock just fine? Some things just need suffocating" Is that they calling it these days? | |||
"This is intended as constructive criticism, here goes. Something keeps happening that frustrates me at T-junctions when a lady driver is trying to get out of a side road, on my right and I stop to let her out. It has just happened to me in Stroud for the umpteenth time in just a few months, since I started my new 'politeness to other drivers' regimen. She was looking everywhere except at the one person she needed to ie. me, who was waving, flashing my lights, shouting, COME OUT ! She was looking about half a mile behind me, then half a mile the other way, anywhere but me, so I just carried on and I swear that she didn't have the foggiest clue that it happened at all. In the same situation with fellas they are leering at you, almost, you feel, LET ME OUT ! C'MON, LET ME OUT! and they come out at the least invitation, it has to be said. Is it just me, or has anyone found the same thing happens to them. It's embarassing when you have held up other vehicles, isn't it? OK, sermon over, thank you everyone for indulging me, I feel so much better now, x." What I find frustrating are the drivers who stop on the highway to let someone out of a side road or street!!!! Surely the purpose of a road is that the drivers on it maintain the flow as it was designed for, and anyone joining it from side roads etc, have to wait and move into that flow as and when safe to do so. So, in effect and I say this in the nicest way possible, you are happy to block the highway, to let someone else join in from a secondary road or street without any regard to other road users behind you or coming towards you? | |||
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"How come women can't reverse park yet back onto a cock just fine? Practice? With you? Right now? But there isn't a woman for miles! 'Ere you're not kinky are you? " Forgotten already? Ok i won't tell if you don't | |||
"Men behind wheels can be twats too. This evening, I pulled out of a mini roundabout as there was no car approaching me from the right, to be flashed by some twat in a big 4 x 4 who was driving too fast on a 30mph zone, and did not slow down as he approached the mini roundabout. I gave him the 1 finger salute in the mirror! Rant over! " So what direction was this "twat" approaching from then? | |||
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"My missus is a good driver, but she can't aaaarrgghhhh Lucky i suvivvvvv" Has your sheep done a runner? | |||
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"My missus is a good driver, but she can't aaaarrgghhhh Lucky i suvivvvvv Has your sheep done a runner? " That'd be a novelty, they usually run away when i'm interested. | |||
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"From a woman's point of view.... Why are men so bad at sex and driving? Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming. " . Trust you to come up with that! | |||
"Men behind wheels can be twats too. This evening, I pulled out of a mini roundabout as there was no car approaching me from the right, to be flashed by some twat in a big 4 x 4 who was driving too fast on a 30mph zone, and did not slow down as he approached the mini roundabout. I gave him the 1 finger salute in the mirror! Rant over! So what direction was this "twat" approaching from then? " . My left, i.e. I was pulling out of the roundabout on his right. | |||
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"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. " My father cycled to work every day, I cycled to work every day, my daughter cycles to work every day .... we all have bad knees now. | |||
"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. " Feel free to emigrate. | |||
"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. Feel free to emigrate." Maybe to Holland? | |||
"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. " i drove to the chippy at the end of the road the other night. and then drove back with my chips. | |||
"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. Feel free to emigrate. Maybe to Holland? " For a schmoke and pancakesh yesh? The bishyclesh will be parked outshide the shmokers cafe'sh and porno showsh. There are no fat dutch peoplesh cosh they prefer to exershishe in Needle park and forshake food for the heroin no? | |||
"I think your main problem is the inference that only women react as you suggested when waived out! Thats a sexist assumption, men do it too. And.... it appears you only choose to let women out, which may be deemed patronising! I'm surprised the men haven't complained yet that you only appear to favour women in said scenario!! " No I don't care what gender they are, I let anyone out, but not on a main or busy road. But it is remarkable how often it's the ladies that don't look at you. I know it's not PC all this, but I was born sixty years ago today and political correctness then was when the chancellor of the exchequer got his sums right on budget day! | |||
"I think your main problem is the inference that only women react as you suggested when waived out! Thats a sexist assumption, men do it too. And.... it appears you only choose to let women out, which may be deemed patronising! I'm surprised the men haven't complained yet that you only appear to favour women in said scenario!! " We were too busy wondering how big this woman's tits were | |||
"Personally I have no time for car drivers whatever their gender The reason that the people of the UK are now the most obese people in Europe is that they are lazy slobs who drive everywhere. If they were forced to walk or cycle, half of them would probably die with the effort, and the rest of them would lose their blubber and become fit. In doing either they would be doing their country which groans under the weight of too many people, and their vastly overstretched health system an enormous service. My father cycled to work every day, I cycled to work every day, my daughter cycles to work every day .... we all have bad knees now. " Doggies out of the question then is it? | |||
"I think your main problem is the inference that only women react as you suggested when waived out! Thats a sexist assumption, men do it too. And.... it appears you only choose to let women out, which may be deemed patronising! I'm surprised the men haven't complained yet that you only appear to favour women in said scenario!! No I don't care what gender they are, I let anyone out, but not on a main or busy road. But it is remarkable how often it's the ladies that don't look at you. I know it's not PC all this, but I was born sixty years ago today and political correctness then was when the chancellor of the exchequer got his sums right on budget day!" Sorry but thats bollox, otherwise you wouldn't have posted as you did and followed it up as you did... you just need to learn to move with the times! | |||
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"Sorry dude, but I got to say this.... I fekkin hate drivers who do this!! I'm all for "christian motoring", but I hate being behind someone who does this. Fair enough, if there is already a queue of traffic on the main road, and none of us is moving, by all means leave a gap for someone to pull out of a side street across you. But if I am driving along the main road which is clear, and some twat decides to "do the right thing" and stop to let someone out of a side street, then I find by horn pretty damn smartish!!! And, its against the Highway code, to say nothing of being dangerous! " How is it dangerous? | |||
"Sorry dude, but I got to say this.... I fekkin hate drivers who do this!! I'm all for "christian motoring", but I hate being behind someone who does this. Fair enough, if there is already a queue of traffic on the main road, and none of us is moving, by all means leave a gap for someone to pull out of a side street across you. But if I am driving along the main road which is clear, and some twat decides to "do the right thing" and stop to let someone out of a side street, then I find by horn pretty damn smartish!!! And, its against the Highway code, to say nothing of being dangerous! How is it dangerous?" because, being on the "main" road means you are not expecting someone in front to stop for no reason. And yes, I know I should be watching whats going on in front etc, and I am, but if you are "looking ahead", prioritising potential threats etc, the last thing you expect is the car in front to stop without there being a proper reason. The highway code says something along the lines of ... the person waiting to join the "main" carraigeway should wait for a suitable gap in traffic, and exit "without the need for other users to stop, slow down, or take avoiding action". | |||
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"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well" probably a girl on the bike. | |||
"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well probably a girl on the bike. " Probably an idiot on the bike.. first rule of motorcycling never ever overtake at a junction!!! | |||
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"There are shit women drivers. There are shit men drivers. And I'm pretty sure there's probably shit transgender drivers too! Think the main issue is that there's always someone in more of a rush/less of a rush than you, running late, on an unfamiliar road, on their sodding mobile, eating a burger, changing their cd and generally not paying enough attention to the important stuff - like concentrating on not ramming two tons of metal up the arse of the person in front. And if you think T junctions cause major problems i'd strongly suggest avoiding the magic roundabout in Swindon at all costs - all it takes is one 'newbie' to be on there in rush hour and you're taking your life in your hands just being on the road!!! Magic? God knows which council teat came up with the idea! Was probably on something else 'magic' at the time! (No offence to Mr Mushroom intended!!) " My driving instructor used to take me through the 'magic roundabout' in Swindon. I still have nightmares about it. | |||
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"the current highway code has elements that are guideline usage and elements that are law-based rules. It clearly differentiates between the two (advice/common sense and law)" Perfect answer GR . It happened on Slad Rd. at the junction of Lansdowne by the Fountain pub, do you know it. People do it all day there, am I right? You wouldn't call that a particularly busy road would you? | |||
"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well probably a girl on the bike. " I ride a bike and very well thank you(female here)....I think that all car drivers should do a bike test then they learn to look out for bikes more... as on many occasion cars have pulled out from junctions not even seeing me!! | |||
"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well probably a girl on the bike. I ride a bike and very well thank you(female here)....I think that all car drivers should do a bike test then they learn to look out for bikes more... as on many occasion cars have pulled out from junctions not even seeing me!! " I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault | |||
"A driver, flashed me to let me out at a junction, but I looked behind him. Good job I did as a biker was overtaking him, if I had have gone out the biker would have been on my bonnet. I was always taught not to look at the car immediately in front/behind you but in front/behind them as well probably a girl on the bike. I ride a bike and very well thank you(female here)....I think that all car drivers should do a bike test then they learn to look out for bikes more... as on many occasion cars have pulled out from junctions not even seeing me!! I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault" Me too, apart from the getting knocked off part.. only been hit by a car once.. when i was crossing the road with a friend and she failed to indicate and drove on the wrong side of the road into the close... | |||
"I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault" Forgot to say, each time was a male driver, who said they couldn't see me | |||
"I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault Forgot to say, each time was a male driver, who said they couldn't see me" 3 smidsys, thats unlucky! most of the people who pull out on me are men | |||
"I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault Forgot to say, each time was a male driver, who said they couldn't see me" Was it at a junction they hit you? | |||
"I rode a bike before I frove a car and so am always aware, got knocked off my bike three times by car drivers, none of them my fault Forgot to say, each time was a male driver, who said they couldn't see me Was it at a junction they hit you?" Two were, the other one was on a main road when I was signalling to turn right and he said he didn't see me, swerved but clipped my back end | |||
"Sorry everyone, what I should have made clear was that this was a little side road and perfectly clear in both directions. I just had to stop to let someone back out of their driveway and before I continued on my way I came to this junction as the lady pulled up to it. I waited a few seconds without any gestures, but she didn't move, so then I started my little rant. I never stop on main roads to do it. " Drive your OWN car. She doesn't have to move because you say so. I see you drive like you swing. Women MUST say yes if I ask..........she said noooo just accept it. | |||
"I think your main problem is the inference that only women react as you suggested when waived out! Thats a sexist assumption, men do it too. And.... it appears you only choose to let women out, which may be deemed patronising! I'm surprised the men haven't complained yet that you only appear to favour women in said scenario!! No I don't care what gender they are, I let anyone out, but not on a main or busy road. But it is remarkable how often it's the ladies that don't look at you. I know it's not PC all this, but I was born sixty years ago today and political correctness then was when the chancellor of the exchequer got his sums right on budget day!" It's pretty clear to me that you malign women as it suits you as a man to do so. Stop saying that it's your age. It isn't ....it's your mysoginist attitude. Dry up. | |||
"I think your main problem is the inference that only women react as you suggested when waived out! Thats a sexist assumption, men do it too. And.... it appears you only choose to let women out, which may be deemed patronising! I'm surprised the men haven't complained yet that you only appear to favour women in said scenario!! No I don't care what gender they are, I let anyone out, but not on a main or busy road. But it is remarkable how often it's the ladies that don't look at you. I know it's not PC all this, but I was born sixty years ago today and political correctness then was when the chancellor of the exchequer got his sums right on budget day! It's pretty clear to me that you malign women as it suits you as a man to do so. Stop saying that it's your age. It isn't ....it's your mysoginist attitude. Dry up." Is he your brother? Just asking as thats pretty much what you do to some blokes on here at times! Rich! And i don't mean your purse. | |||