When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert! |
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"Says who? It’s 2019... most people don’t care anymore. Most people anyway
Just a bit of a joke, that's all  "
Perhaps a grinning emoji would have portrayed the humour across better  |
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"Says who? It’s 2019... most people don’t care anymore. Most people anyway
Just a bit of a joke, that's all
Perhaps a grinning emoji would have portrayed the humour across better "
Oooops yes, I thought I'd put one on!  |
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"Says who? It’s 2019... most people don’t care anymore. Most people anyway
Just a bit of a joke, that's all
Perhaps a grinning emoji would have portrayed the humour across better
Oooops yes, I thought I'd put one on! "
I see! Jokes aside, I could easily walk into a sex shop and buy anything in there with no shame, however I couldn’t buy a “rhythm magazine” from a newsagents without shame |
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"When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert!"
Yes, someone sent me that meme about 3 weeks ago... |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert!"
Sounds amazing; is it true you can get one with a V8 super charged, fuel injection engine instead of the 240 volt motor? |
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"When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert!"
erm..ahem.. where would one purchase such a thing?
Asking for a friend obviously... |
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"When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert!erm..ahem.. where would one purchase such a thing?
Asking for a friend obviously..."
Pretty certain you can get them in all the big supermarkets. Just ask for one at the customer service desk. In a very loud voice preferably |
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By *r TriomanMan
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"When a woman buys a vibrator, it's cute naughty fun...
But when a man orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowing latex sex doll with 6-speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen-collecting tray, together with optional built-in OrgasmScream 7.1 surround sound system, he's considered a pervert!erm..ahem.. where would one purchase such a thing?
Asking for a friend obviously...
Pretty certain you can get them in all the big supermarkets. Just ask for one at the customer service desk. In a very loud voice preferably "
I saw one in the centre aisle of Lidl but as it had a bycle puncture repair patch stuck on it, I wasn't convinced that it hadn't been used and returned  |
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Deja Vue... same response as the other thread
Everyone has their views, rightly or wrongly.
There is not much that is equal between the genders in society’s eyes and unfortunately I do not see perceptions changing anytime soon
Just be yourself and do what you wish, it’s your business and what others think doesn’t matter. |
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