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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Postage stamp

One for flaccid one and a half erect

I need to stop boasting it's so off putting

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Cervix to labia.

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By *urning the kinkMan over a year ago

bristol

I dip mine in honey then pour sugar over it.

Give it a little shake.

Then count all the grains of sugar to work out the total area.

Very accurate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their imagination, mostly.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Man measurements

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

A 12 inch rule that I’ve had subtly printed at 3/4 scale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Funsize Twix, then say it's a normal size Twix

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The oddest one we've seen was using a Pal dog food tin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skyscrapers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it best not to measure mine

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

My pinkie

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By *irvana999Man over a year ago

city

"I dip mine in honey then pour sugar over it.

Give it a little shake.

Then count all the grains of sugar to work out the total area.

Very accurate

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,,,I fuckin love it ,hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A toothpick - perfect for the micro penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try not to obsess about it. I'm above average so I'm happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and my friend measured her bfs so I guess he used us

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

"The oddest one we've seen was using a Pal dog food tin

Bet the dog was thinking dinner time

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"The oddest one we've seen was using a Pal dog food tin

Bet the dog was thinking dinner time "

It was probably a sausage dog

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"The oddest one we've seen was using a Pal dog food tin

He missed a trick there. Should have used a tin of Chappie to measure the old chap

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If use a 15cm ruler and hope that no one noticed it wasn't a 30cm one....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If use a 15cm ruler and hope that no one noticed it wasn't a 30cm one....

Still a good measurement haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually use a trundle wheel

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If use a 15cm ruler and hope that no one noticed it wasn't a 30cm one....

Still a good measurement haha

not if it only reaches 2/3rds of the ruler.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If use a 15cm ruler and hope that no one noticed it wasn't a 30cm one....

Still a good measurement haha

not if it only reaches 2/3rds of the ruler.....

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By *irkydirkyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

A rolling pin..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hair pin.

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