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submissions for 'Inbox Bullshit Bingo'

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So here's how it works: you choose any number of key 'bullshit' phrases commonly sent to your inbox. First to 5 calls out 'Bullshit!'

We'll play tomorrow night, but your nominations are??

I'll kick off:

'Hey there'

'I'm not bi, but...'

'I'm miles away, but...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wanna meet"

"How's you?"

"I'm really horny and looking for fun"

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Hey

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I get a lot of “did you mean jazz or jizz?”

Instant delete.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Get a load of my amazing cock.

I'm staying in (insert city here) tonight and would love some company

You're too pretty for a site like this.

Hey bb hru faf?

Hey trouble, hit me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could kiss/play with your arse/ass/bum all night... yawn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... silence

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Personally I get a lot of messages about vampires, but that'll just be me.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I could kiss/play with your arse/ass/bum all night... yawn."

Yeah. Oral for hours etc. Boring.

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By *urning the kinkMan over a year ago

bristol

"Great tits

To be fair they are

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Great photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the Mrs & I were wondering if you'd meet with just the Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you're not meeting but ...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"the Mrs & I were wondering if you'd meet with just the Mr"

Haha. So much this. Just male half now.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Or any variation on spoiling, treating, wining and dining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey babe x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hey babe x

Or even just "x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Size they?"

"U free the nw?"

"Fancy a line?"

"I'll pay"

My inbox makes me feel so warm and fuzzy sometimes

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wuu2"

Sh*t I actually understood that

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

What r u into?

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

We're really close

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Wuu2?

Had a good day? (06.30) dickhead...

I'm not bi but would.....

I'll smash you into tommorow...

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm in your area in (insert month in 3 months time)

What you wearing?

Meet now?

Hey

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Wow

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I know I'm not what you're looking for but....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw you shy?

That one bugs the life out of me!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Aw you shy?

That one bugs the life out of me! "

With you on that one!

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

Do you play alone?

Nice arse

Nice tits

What you into?

Are you alone?

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

Bullshit

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I've just read your profile hon. ( no you haven't)

Hi sweetheart

Wanna f***

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We're really close"

We're really close (30 miles away). Fancy a quickie in the services/ bushes now?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

I can lick for hours and breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got to be the hottest woman on Fab.

I'm driving past you, fancy a coffee

Can I ask you a question...... No fuck off

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Kik

Skype

Watch me wank

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"What are you wearing" (without a question mark). It's 3 o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon FFS.

"You look amazing". (Not at 3 o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon....)

Or just "X"

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If I post a meet notification that I'm going to be in a particular club then this is what clogs my inbox usually preceded with the words "I'm thinking of going to...(insert name of club)"

What's it like?

Is it any good?

Does it get busy?

Will there be many Tgirls (or women or couples) in?

How much is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *hesterXXXMan over a year ago

in your dreams

Hi........

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"Fancy a fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I convince you to meet others

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Have you ever thought of being bi-curious??

Facepalm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am exactly what you’re looking for.

You have amazing boobs

What are you looking for on here?

I’d love to go with a black lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't message me again you ugly fuckwit

Wanna use my glory hole

Do you meet men

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By *easidegirlWoman over a year ago

south shore

I know I live 200 miles away, and your profile says you only meet local but any chance?

Why not, its not that far?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I know I live 200 miles away, and your profile says you only meet local but any chance?

Why not, its not that far?"

exactly this "I can travel" they say

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd love to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to meet up im in your area

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wow came across your profile so thought id take a chance and msg you. You must get so many msgs hope i stand out. Your photos are amazing youre gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know your not meeting but we could go for cofffee.

I want to get to know you more.

Great tits.

Sender Posted 5 cock pics.. with do you like what you see.

Your profile catches my attention (read it.. its as arsey as i can get away with)

BULLSHIT

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By *llez WorldWoman over a year ago

SE London

"You've got to be the hottest woman on Fab.