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Not to make you all too jealous, but I’ve just had a marriage proposal on here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

I can do the photography

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oooh Ooh me!

Bagsy being the bridesmaid that cops off with the best man

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll d*unkenly shag the best man, and we'll both come out with my ruined makeup all over our faces.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Can i just shag the bridesmaids

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oooh Ooh me!

Bagsy being the bridesmaid that cops off with the best man

Damn it!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

I'll be an usher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bake a cake AND shag a bridesmaid

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Oooh Ooh me!

Bagsy being the bridesmaid that cops off with the best man

Damn it! "

I'm happy to share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i just shag the bridesmaids

I'm with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I'd be honoured to walk tou down the aisle xxx

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By *urning the kinkMan over a year ago

bristol

Can I be the naked kinky vicar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be the d*unk auntie that goes home crying at 8pm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could play sax at the reception for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to work for a jewellery company and still have contacts that can give you substantial discounts on shop prices.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Yay! I need a new hat

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By *urning the kinkMan over a year ago

bristol

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Vicars up for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

I'll be up for that... while all the bridesmaids are having their hair done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be the d*unk auntie that goes home crying at 8pm?"

No, you’re required to prob up the bar in to the wee hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would love to perform at your wedding. I will do a poem about Fab. Please? - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I used to work for a jewellery company and still have contacts that can give you substantial discounts on shop prices. "

Ideal!

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Aw so romantic

I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to perform at your wedding. I will do a poem about Fab. Please? - Mrs "

Perfect. My folks will be so proud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aw so romantic

Eastenders style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could play sax at the reception for you x"

My first song would be ' it should of been me" x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to perform at your wedding. I will do a poem about Fab. Please? - Mrs

Perfect. My folks will be so proud

They really will. Especially if he is all cock pics and has no face. I can picture the vows now.

“Do you, Boldy, take this penis ( from 12 angles) to be your something? “

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I could play sax at the reception for you x

My first song would be ' it should of been me" x"

I think we should organise the musicians here. I volunteer to play the piano, Hannah can sing (very well) and we have a sax player. Who else is in?

What music do you want? Maybe walk down the aisle to Dead Ringer for Love?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll DJ if ya like. I love a good wedding...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm chief bridesmaid obvs. I'll throw a you an epic hen do complete with jelly willies, a 6ft+ chiselled stripper and cheese. At the wedding I'll discreetly pass you condoms and let you get first dibs on the sorts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im good i dont even do family ones

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By *ets join the funCouple over a year ago

london

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I play the organ.

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By *ets join the funCouple over a year ago

london

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I play the organ. "

Ooh. Unusual wedding entertainment. A line of men playing with their organs.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I play the organ.

Ooh. Unusual wedding entertainment. A line of men playing with their organs. "

I was thinking more the arrival of the Queen of Sheba, but I’m game

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm chief bridesmaid obvs. I'll throw a you an epic hen do complete with jelly willies, a 6ft+ chiselled stripper and cheese. At the wedding I'll discreetly pass you condoms and let you get first dibs on the sorts."

Well, obviously you are!

The hen sounds epic

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'll be your driver I'll get you there on time or fashionably late depending if you want to make him worry a little weather or not your going to show...

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By *ets join the funCouple over a year ago

london

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Well u sound positive

“Assuming “

It’s on the internet

Must be true love and y not just get married and I hope it all works out

Vals (can’t spell sorry) have lost there meaning...... and it’s a shame but I don’t know your feelings but wish u well

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

woop woop hat time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I play the organ. "

Who’s organ?

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

Happy to cuckold your new hubby on his wedding night. Do enjoy a hot wife!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"woop woop hat time

that was meant to be a smiley lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I play the organ. "

Not mine, but I am sure some would be happy to be played

I want to be the page boy that gets under the brides dress during the vows, then I may shag a few bridesmaids as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I just eat the wedding cake?

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By *Jones19Man over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Has the position of Druncle been taken yet? Or Catering? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has the position of Druncle been taken yet? Or Catering? Lol"

Can you bake? We need a wedding cake

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I play the organ.

Who’s organ?

The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I play the organ.

Who’s organ?

The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions. "

You’re in luck, the vicar is fan straight

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I play the organ.

Who’s organ?

The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions.

You’re in luck, the vicar is fan straight

Happy days, should I bring my cake too.

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Djing duties are taken , what’s left to help with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could play sax at the reception for you x"

Hope it's safe sax

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!!"

Stalkers on Fab? Surely not!

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By *ed and WolfieCouple over a year ago

Gravesend

I can do the cake.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll volunteer to be a doorman, can't have any timewasters and window licker in the ceremony - wanting to spoil things for us nice people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll volunteer to be a doorman, can't have any timewasters and window licker in the ceremony - wanting to spoil things for us nice people.

Perfect, I shall make sure someone brings you free beverages all day.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Oooo. I can buy a hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!!

Stalkers on Fab? Surely not!

Must admit I've looked at your pics more than once

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can do the cake.

Let’s talk cake, what are we having?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

If it's a Fab wedding ...

Can I be hot tub monitor?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll volunteer to be a doorman, can't have any timewasters and window licker in the ceremony - wanting to spoil things for us nice people.

Perfect, I shall make sure someone brings you free beverages all day.

You're a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the cake.

Let’s talk cake, what are we having? "

I do a mean Giant Jaffa Cake

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Yep. You're a keeper

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Aw so romantic

That made me laugh SJ!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Funnily enough, I was about to ask.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?"

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

You do know I was thinking of us having a quiet wedding somewhere abroad don’t you.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp

You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up for helping you choose a wedding dress. Do you have a designer in mind? Vera Wang, John Galliano or Christian Lacroix? My treat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can bake a cake AND shag a bridesmaid

I can shag the bridesmaids WHILE making the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know he won’t show as his friends aunties cat has a sniffle and then he’ll block you

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp

You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.

Such a bitch.

as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I can get you chair cover and all your bows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to clarify you did say YES

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp

You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.

Such a bitch.

as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to.

I'll second that. Stand next to me. I'll look after you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just to clarify you did say YES

A genuine offer like that, of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp

You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.

Such a bitch.

as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to.

Well you’re both blessed in the chest department so I’ll have cut out boob pieces!

Stunner alert

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please

Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please

Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses

Noooo

yellow is for sunflowers, the sun and buttercups. That’s it. I like a meringue dress though

I was once a yellow meringue bridesmaid but it was in the 80s

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Can i be a bridesmaid please ??

I often get propositions - to pop into men's lorry cabs , not quite flowers bells and pretty things xx

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

I'm a seamstress, I can alter the dress, and make bridesmaid dresses and mens waistcoats.

I've just stolen the idea of vintage mismatched cake stands from " Angel Strawbridge, the Cheatu". Have yet to drill them, but when ready good for table decs.

I'm also be the desinated driver, as I don't drink.

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

Oh forget my fella, he would be the resident pervert. He'd shag any thing that moves. Until he got his beer goggles on, and would then shag great Aubtie Vera, bent over her walking frame. Poor thing was only picking up a tissue she dropped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i be a bridesmaid please ??

I often get propositions - to pop into men's lorry cabs , not quite flowers bells and pretty things xx "

Of course, but you gotta wear neon yellow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bridesmaid volunteer right here

My hubby will give you away

It is a free bar & buffet right??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony? "

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I'll be bridesmaid, so long as I'm free on the day.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

Back of the line.

I get first go

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

Back of the line.

I get first go

Claire "

Sorry, thought you were in charge of desheveling half way down the aisle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

Back of the line.

I get first go

Claire

Sorry, thought you were in charge of desheveling half way down the aisle."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

Back of the line.

I get first go

Claire "

Crack that whip, Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh forget my fella, he would be the resident pervert. He'd shag any thing that moves. Until he got his beer goggles on, and would then shag great Aubtie Vera, bent over her walking frame. Poor thing was only picking up a tissue she dropped. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?

Crysanthemums

Crysanthmenums

Chissantheums

Crissants

Chrisaunts

Roses.

Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp

You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.

Sunflowers are the best

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Nice one Boldy, I'm all yours beautiful use me as you wish.

Jo.Xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please

Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses

Noooo

yellow is for sunflowers, the sun and buttercups. That’s it. I like a meringue dress though

I was once a yellow meringue bridesmaid but it was in the 80s

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi

Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?

I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony

Back of the line.

I get first go

Claire

Crack that whip, Claire

Ladies first and all that ha

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)"

We’re not that daft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)"

Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Sorry, thought this was a thread to offer/allow you to put your ring on my finger.....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Good for you boldy

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)

Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful!

I that case - seeing how beautiful they are - I'll get back to being the doorman.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)

Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful!

This proposal is making you soppy.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Unless someone has already taken this role Boldybumpkin, can I be Resident Poet and write poetry commemorating the day and events therein?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Ooohh I've already been a bridesmaid this year, can I be one again!! Lucky you, getting a proposal from a first message

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I take you up the aisle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you absolutely confident he’ll turn up ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

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Anybody would think it was your first on here !!! X

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll DJ if ya like. I love a good wedding... "

Usher would be a good choice for the playlist

Speaking of which, can I look after the ushers top hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.

Smooth

(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)

Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful!

This proposal is making you soppy. "

I know, feel free to spank me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you absolutely confident he’ll turn up ?"

It’s Fab, of course he’ll turn up. It’s the internet, isn’t everyone honest on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll DJ if ya like. I love a good wedding...

Usher would be a good choice for the playlist

Speaking of which, can I look after the ushers top hats?

Go nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I take you up the aisle?

Absolutely

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Firstly congratulations Boldy, missed this all today.... do you need a photographer for the occasion

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Congratulations and may I be the one that comes to hold your dress up when you need the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Firstly congratulations Boldy, missed this all today.... do you need a photographer for the occasion "

Thanks, Spurs. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster tbh.

That would be fantastic, thanks. I assume you’ll join us on the hen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Congratulations and may I be the one that comes to hold your dress up when you need the loo"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll help with the annulment the next day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel like I have put a bit of negativity on your big day.... apologies I’ll pop back in a few months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll help with the annulment the next day?"

Give me a week at least!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I take you up the aisle?

Absolutely

It'll be a pleasure.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I take you up the aisle?

Absolutely

It'll be a pleasure.

I can drive you both if you like. I have a minibus

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Who was it that proposed? With all these beautiful bridesmaids i wont to ask to be his best man

i believe its the best mans job to also test the bride before the wedding night

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Firstly congratulations Boldy, missed this all today.... do you need a photographer for the occasion

Thanks, Spurs. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster tbh.

That would be fantastic, thanks. I assume you’ll join us on the hen?"

Of course I would love to, have to capture the occasion, although those photos we won’t add to the wedding album

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be the divorce lawyer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'll be the divorce lawyer "

Cynic

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? "

Aww Bunny inspired you!

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? "

????? as the best man thats my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be the divorce lawyer "

Perfect!

(And might I say your new profile....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..

This is my first (on fab)

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? "

Someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

P.s did you accept ???

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Has any offered help with the consummation yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gutted..was going to ask you myself lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..

This is my first (on fab)

Many congratulations then gorgeous

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You can borrow my flowers - I had fake!!

I can be chief cake tester...

J x

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I've had four this year.

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I told you to keep that quite! Mouth!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..

This is my first (on fab)

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you'll obviously need to arrive in a nice car!! We might just have to stop on the way to the church for some "photos"!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Do you need a wedding dress and veil? Have a few here that were bought for photo shoots- different sizes and styles- obviously white

Viv xx

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

submissive land

Oh I'd so love be bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boldy I wanna be a bridesmaid please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boldy I wanna be a bridesmaid please.

Absolutely, plus you have experience in organising events so the ladies will be delighted to have you on hen planning duties

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having.

You'll née St Paul's at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg a funny thread yeah.... if i come im only going to watch!!!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I can bake a cake AND shag a bridesmaid

Caaaaakkkkkke!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw so romantic

Eastenders style

Up the, duff duff, duff duff duff.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Aw so romantic

Eastenders style

Up the, duff duff, duff duff duff."

Class, love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week

You poor love! See if you can get an invite to the wedding, plenty of gorgeous ladies attending, the true love you’re festive to meet could be there (sorry, caught up in the romance of it all). Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week

Excellent advice, thanks Viv. But being mid 30’s I’ve been to so many bloody wedding the last few years I think I’d have to decline any invite. Currently in the midst of writing a best man speech for my brothers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Can I be the entertainment at your hen do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week

Tbh I give crap advice, so best to ignore me anyway- haha, even get what I intend to say wrong- it’s destined not “festive” x Good luck with the speech xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having.

You'll née St Paul's at this rate.

Fuck it, go big or go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aw so romantic

Eastenders style

Up the, duff duff, duff duff duff."

Is this you saying you want to be godfather?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having.

You'll née St Paul's at this rate.

Fuck it, go big or go home

I'll have a chat with 'the bish'. He's a friend of the family.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties?

I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.

Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about

You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx

You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week

Tbh I give crap advice, so best to ignore me anyway- haha, even get what I intend to say wrong- it’s destined not “festive” x Good luck with the speech xx"

Choosing to read your message (and advice) as sack the wedding off and go to a festival, wanna come?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg a funny thread yeah.... if i come im only going to watch!!!!"

Enjoy the carnage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having.

You'll née St Paul's at this rate.

Fuck it, go big or go home

I'll have a chat with 'the bish'. He's a friend of the family. "

That’s kind of you. You’ve just earned yourself the duty of alter boy!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm the only bridesmaid, as all of my received fab proposals haven't worked out. All the fellas promising shags to the bridesmaids need to ensure these sympathy shags are top notch.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm the only bridesmaid, as all of my received fab proposals haven't worked out. All the fellas promising shags to the bridesmaids need to ensure these sympathy shags are top notch. "

I was really a bridesmaid recently at a wedding - see my 2nd September picture - but I think all the men that want to shag all the bridesmaids might think differently lol, I'll just have the best man

xxx

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By *Jones19Man over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

"Has the position of Druncle been taken yet? Or Catering? Lol

Can you bake? We need a wedding cake

More of a cook than a Baker I'm afraid

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Congrats Boldy, sounds like it's going to be a hell of a day.

Can I be the ring bearer? I can also have a fast car parked nearby in case you have a last minute change of mind.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think I've got the best part of this celebration.

I'm taking Boldy up the aisle and eating cake off Swing.

#winning

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've had 2 wedding cakes, denim not too keen on it now

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