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Late night nocturnal thread Lorna edition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As you were...

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"As you were... "

I’m first on the new thread. Cake and boobs please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As you were...

I’m first on the new thread. Cake and boobs please "

Here's some boobs.

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"As you were...

I’m first on the new thread. Cake and boobs please

Here's some boobs. "

HOLY TOLEDO........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want..... "

And what's wrong with my boobs!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want..... "

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

And what's wrong with my boobs!

"

There’s the solution then. He can have the cake. I’ll have the boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron "

Oi you, he wanted my cake!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmm did someone say cake??ha xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron

Oi you, he wanted my cake! "

Offering alternatives haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mmm did someone say cake??ha xx"

Yep Spurschick will give you a strawberry mini roll if you ware nothing but an apron.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m now eating coffee cake ffs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All this sweet talk is making me hungry ha xx

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By *illy5Man  over a year ago

conwy

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By *illy5Man  over a year ago

conwy

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m now eating coffee cake ffs lol x"

You’ll never sleep. Lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

And what's wrong with my boobs!

"

Herrmann absolutely nothing....I think you'll find that I even gave their magnificence a HOLY TOLEDO....

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron "

hhhhhmmmmmmmm I do love a mini roll......and it's easy for me to put on my apron compared th my dress.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m now eating coffee cake ffs lol x"

Oh can I have a bite?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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Crikey Lorna you know how to chatter!

I've just put this on

INXS - Elegantly Wasted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


" "

WOW MR Willy that's a very impressive profile picture....

It almostblooks artistic....

I do hope It is a regular....as safe sex is good for you...you should always wrap up your member....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m now eating coffee cake ffs lol x

Oh can I have a bite? "

Of course you can lovely, and the cake lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m now eating coffee cake ffs lol x

Oh can I have a bite?

Of course you can lovely, and the cake lol x"

Now there is an offer!

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Mmm did someone say cake??ha xx

Yep Spurschick will give you a strawberry mini roll if you ware nothing but an apron. "

That is true too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake..... "

Ooooh cleaning please, Victoria sponge ok?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron

hhhhhmmmmmmmm I do love a mini roll......and it's easy for me to put on my apron compared th my dress..... "

Lot less coverage too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake..... "

But I have boobs to offer!

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer! "

And what amazing boobs they are too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer! "

You certainly do ! X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer! "

He does look good in just an apron though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

He does look good in just an apron though "

I will take your word for it.

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

Ooooh cleaning please, Victoria sponge ok? "

custard???......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning (insomniacs) lol.

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron

hhhhhmmmmmmmm I do love a mini roll......and it's easy for me to put on my apron compared th my dress.....

Lot less coverage too "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning (insomniacs) lol."

It's evening unless you have been to sleep, then it's morning.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Good morning (insomniacs) lol."

Evening

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer! "

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron

hhhhhmmmmmmmm I do love a mini roll......and it's easy for me to put on my apron compared th my dress.....

Lot less coverage too

"

Don’t be embarrassed now haha

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Good morning (insomniacs) lol.

It's evening unless you have been to sleep, then it's morning. "

Grrrrrrr see what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too?? "

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake. "

Can I still have your boobs? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake. "

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Can I still have your boobs? X"

Go on then.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Uh oh looks like too many offers.... cakes at dawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Uh oh looks like too many offers.... cakes at dawn "

Some cake is worth fighting for!

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By *sandu2ukCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Can I still have your boobs? X

Go on then. "

WINNING XXX

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X"

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons.... "

Ooooh a man in a pinny

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Uh oh looks like too many offers.... cakes at dawn

Some cake is worth fighting for! "

is there such a thing as too much cake.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Uh oh looks like too many offers.... cakes at dawn

Some cake is worth fighting for!

is there such a thing as too much cake..... "

Can always bake more

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Please leave some of Lorna's ((O v O)) for me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....

Ooooh a man in a pinny "

Suits him too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....

Ooooh a man in a pinny

Suits him too "

I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....

Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....

But I have boobs to offer!

I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....

Ooooh a man in a pinny

Suits him too

I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x"

Sounds fair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right you gorgeous cake eaters I’m going to try and get some shut eye! Sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you gorgeous cake eaters I’m going to try and get some shut eye! Sweet dreams x"

Night night. Sweet dreams. X

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Right you gorgeous cake eaters I’m going to try and get some shut eye! Sweet dreams x"

MWAH........make sure to get lots of cake for me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm going to call it a night too. Its been fun.

Until next time...

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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As this is turning into a cake fest, I'm off to bed, goodnight ladies and gentlemen x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right you gorgeous cake eaters I’m going to try and get some shut eye! Sweet dreams x"

Night

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.

Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X

don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....

Ooooh a man in a pinny

Suits him too

I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x

Sounds fair. "

I get cake breaks.....this is better than my actual job.....#WINNING !!! Haha

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"As this is turning into a cake fest, I'm off to bed, goodnight ladies and gentlemen x "

it wasn't a cake fest Ace.....I was offering cleaning and cooking services....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared!

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared! "
again? Best break out the search parties

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared! again? Best break out the search parties"

I know! He treats this place like a hotel.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared! again? Best break out the search parties

I know! He treats this place like a hotel. "

he's been heard from another nocturnal's

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared! again? Best break out the search parties

I know! He treats this place like a hotel. he's been heard from another nocturnal's"

He's back!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where was I two days ago?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where was I two days ago?"

You were here but then you disappeared so took over.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where was I two days ago?

You were here but then you disappeared so took over. "

Oh yes. Thanks for taking over.

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X

Mornin Jim to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X

Mornin Jim to."

You are more than welcome. Curl up!

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands


"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X

Mornin Jim to.

You are more than welcome. Curl up! "

Be warned I have wander hand syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X

Mornin Jim to."

Hey, Louis. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X

Mornin Jim to.

You are more than welcome. Curl up!

Be warned I have wander hand syndrome "

That's OK I have quick reflexes!

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hey up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey up "

Ello you. X

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