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Late night nocturnal thread Lorna edition.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want..... "
And what's wrong with my boobs!
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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago
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"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....
And what's wrong with my boobs!
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There’s the solution then. He can have the cake. I’ll have the boobs x |
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"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....
Strawberry mini roll do you.... no dress just the apron
Oi you, he wanted my cake! "
Offering alternatives haha |
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"I just want the cake.....I'm not even.asking for your boobs.....I'm even.offering you me wearing a dress or nothing burn an apron.....what more could you want.....
And what's wrong with my boobs!
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Herrmann absolutely nothing....I think you'll find that I even gave their magnificence a HOLY TOLEDO.... |
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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer! "
And what amazing boobs they are too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer! "
You certainly do ! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
He does look good in just an apron though "
I will take your word for it. |
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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake. "
Can I still have your boobs? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake. "
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Can I still have your boobs? X"
Go on then. |
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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Can I still have your boobs? X
Go on then. "
WINNING XXX |
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X"
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons.... "
Ooooh a man in a pinny |
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....
Ooooh a man in a pinny "
Suits him too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....
Ooooh a man in a pinny
Suits him too "
I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Holy Smokes......everyone is muscling in.on my cake now.....I need to up my game....
Right okay.....free naked cooking or cleaning in exchange for cake.....
But I have boobs to offer!
I do love boobs.....and yours are rather magnificent Lorna....but I'm a bit pissed and hungry....can you offer cake too??
Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....
Ooooh a man in a pinny
Suits him too
I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x"
Sounds fair. |
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Flattery will get you everywhere. So yes you can have my cake.
Hang on can I still get the naked cleaning done? X
don't worry, I can fit all the cake and naked cleaning into my diary.....but when I say naked....I do have to wear an apron or pinnafore for legal reasons....
Ooooh a man in a pinny
Suits him too
I can only imagine!!!! I might let him have some cake in his break if he’s doing a good job x
Sounds fair. "
I get cake breaks.....this is better than my actual job.....#WINNING !!! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm bringing this back as Jim disappeared! again? Best break out the search parties
I know! He treats this place like a hotel. he's been heard from another nocturnal's"
He's back! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X
Mornin Jim to."
You are more than welcome. Curl up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Lorna , multiple nocturnal threads! So I thought I'd rest bleary eyed head on your lap. X
Mornin Jim to.
You are more than welcome. Curl up!
Be warned I have wander hand syndrome "
That's OK I have quick reflexes! |
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