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The late late nocturnal thread©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. And not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jammie spammie

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By *entleRMan over a year ago

Telford

Hotel room alone so would be like ely to chat

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks, good evening x

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Fingers crossed not like last night, so won't be doing the late night thing tonight!

Erm, but that I mean on forum, would prefer to be doing the "late night thing" but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling rather discombobulated this evening and not sure why.

I did see pots of scrambled egg and bacon for sale in co op today, that was unnerving to say the least

Another gin needed.

Hope you are well Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jammie spammie "

I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hotel room alone so would be like ely to chat"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, R. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks, good evening x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fingers crossed not like last night, so won't be doing the late night thing tonight!

Erm, but that I mean on forum, would prefer to be doing the "late night thing" but hey ho

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AMan. Don't do that late night thing. Do this late night thing. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jammie spammie

I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface"

Cheers cocka, I can go snoozing soundly now.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sweet cheeks, good evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x"

It was lovely thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeling rather discombobulated this evening and not sure why.

I did see pots of scrambled egg and bacon for sale in co op today, that was unnerving to say the least

Another gin needed.

Hope you are well Jim."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Missa. Just so long as you're not drinking a pot of gin. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jammie spammie

I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface

Cheers cocka, I can go snoozing soundly now.

I'm guessing you've had a busy day.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Evening Jim

staying off that evil gin.. so perving sober..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks, good evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x

It was lovely thank you x "

Good. If you're ever in town and fancy a coffee and a chat, PM me. There's a place I'd like to try. Apparently they do good cake as well. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

staying off that evil gin.. so perving sober.."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. Do what I do, stick to beer. Smileyface

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sweet cheeks, good evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x

It was lovely thank you x

Good. If you're ever in town and fancy a coffee and a chat, PM me. There's a place I'd like to try. Apparently they do good cake as well. x"

You're on x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface"

Well I got back from Hull early enough to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, especially after a couple of our players' midweek misdemeanours which ruled our captain out for the rest of the season

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh I'm late...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface

You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim,

Fuelling the fire, savouring the choc and the wine. Only her missing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim,

Fuelling the fire, savouring the choc and the wine. Only her missing."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Podrick. Nice to read you. You've got us to keep you company. Smileyface

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you."

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what."

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season."

Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?"

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season.

Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years

Oh yes, I'd forgotten you have family in Hull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all. "

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Oh hello...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season.

Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years

Oh yes, I'd forgotten you have family in Hull."

It's trying to avoid Toshn that's the hard part

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you."

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh hello..."

Good evening Miss H x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh hello..."

Oh no here's trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh hello..."

Honey, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I was thinking to myself last night, it's been ages since I said hello to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that...

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that..."

Yes you did..and we all understand, having been there ourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert.

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert."

Have we met??

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By *isa29ukWoman over a year ago

Clapham

Out on the town, just checking in

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces"
,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that..."

I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert.

Have we met??"

I think we just have a James connection.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that...

I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy. "

I wish I had the stamina of one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out on the town, just checking in"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I hope you're painting that town red. Have fun. Smileyface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0

Petula Clark Downtown. original version - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that."

Well she did fall through a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that...

I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.

I wish I had the stamina of one

So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.

Well she did fall through a couple of times

Oh.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that...

I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.

I wish I had the stamina of one

So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently."

Spill...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I'm late...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

I forgive you.

Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.

Fantastic.

are you pleased with you know what?

Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.

That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.

Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube

Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today

. Have I just said that...

I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.

I wish I had the stamina of one

So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently.

Spill..."

To be discussed in private.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.

Well she did fall through a couple of times

Oh."
,

I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.

Well she did fall through a couple of times

Oh.,

I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy

I'm glad she's well. I saw on Facebook this week, places to get electric blankets checked. Made me think of you.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

Haha

. Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks

On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.

Well she did fall through a couple of times

Oh.,

I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy

I'm glad she's well. I saw on Facebook this week, places to get electric blankets checked. Made me think of you."

Aah, bless you

Yes I've got a nice new one for the winter season

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

Am I welcome back?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's the midnight hour."

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning

She is Ace

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning

She has great legs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just in from a sober night out. Randomly bought myself a wand yesterday, switched it on tonight and I've just learnt i can now cum without my hands touching my cock

wands are definitely for men as well as women

In other news.... I have a whole day to myself tomorrow with no plans... Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I welcome back?

With that cleavage, yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I welcome back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

I know.

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Am I welcome back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you."

Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just in from a sober night out. Randomly bought myself a wand yesterday, switched it on tonight and I've just learnt i can now cum without my hands touching my cock

wands are definitely for men as well as women

In other news.... I have a whole day to myself tomorrow with no plans... Bliss

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Darter. Oh oh oh, it's magic. Apparently sober nights out are becoming more popular with the young-uns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I welcome back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.

Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya

Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you?

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Am I welcome back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.

Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya

Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you?"

Life is good ... a little too routine for my liking .. I need you to excite me

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Am I welcome back?

With that cleavage, yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I welcome back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.

Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya

Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you?

Life is good ... a little too routine for my liking .. I need you to excite me

Obviously this is the thing to do. *Helicopters*

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning

She has great legs."

She's doing Celebrity Juice now with Holly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning

She has great legs.

She's doing Celebrity Juice now with Holly

The B stand for busy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. "

Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today?"

I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x

I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today?

I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet. "

That's good news.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x

I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X"

I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x

I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X

I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here

Sounds like a good weekend. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today?

I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet.

That's good news."

Yep

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers.

Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x

I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X

I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here

Sounds like a good weekend. X"

It was a brilliant couple of days

I have a lot of things to sort out after spending all weekend in Manchester though

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Howdy ya'll "

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening

I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social "

Oh excellent, hope you had a good evening. 2 socials in 2 two weeks, your hardcore!

I'm still recovering from last weekend.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

"
well im not going in there to look for him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Evening

I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social

Oh excellent, hope you had a good evening. 2 socials in 2 two weeks, your hardcore!

I'm still recovering from last weekend.

I'm all tucked up in bed, tired now x

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

"
hey ace we will just talk amongst ourselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social

Oh excellent, hope you had a good evening. 2 socials in 2 two weeks, your hardcore!

I'm still recovering from last weekend.

I'm all tucked up in bed, tired now x"

I bet! I'm knackered but as usual I can't sleep.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! "
ask ace if he has a ladder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder"

Ace can you rescue Jim please!

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By *aneyyMan over a year ago

london

I’m forever up

Late I don’t know how I get up in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m forever up

Late I don’t know how I get up in the mornings

Nora me!

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock. "

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder

Ace can you rescue Jim please! "

I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! "

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder

Ace can you rescue Jim please!

I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good

Same skill required.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol "

That's a genius plan!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder

Ace can you rescue Jim please!

I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good

Same skill required.

"
poor dog

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol

That's a genius plan!

I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.

I’m an insomniac horny genius.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol

That's a genius plan!

I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.

I’m an insomniac horny genius. "
i call them vampire ideas they can't stand the light of day

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder

Ace can you rescue Jim please!

I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good

Same skill required.

poor dog"

Yeah, he didn't have to lick Jim's balls

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee

He might have fallen down the loo!

well im not going in there to look for him

But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder

Ace can you rescue Jim please!

I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good

Same skill required.

poor dog

Yeah, he didn't have to lick Jim's balls

"
i was thinking of poor doggies nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol

That's a genius plan!

I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.

I’m an insomniac horny genius. "

That's when I do my best thinking.

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wide awake!!!!

About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired.

Screw you body clock.

I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake!

Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol

That's a genius plan!

I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.

I’m an insomniac horny genius.

That's when I do my best thinking.

Thinking isn’t the only thing I do best at that time of night. Ha ha

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"That's when I do my best thinking.

God help us all then!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening all.... or is it good morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's when I do my best thinking.

God help us all then!

You sound like Ash!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

I’ll have to remember that

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

100% this.

Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

I’ll have to remember that

You really should. So anyway good evening to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

100% this.

Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet. "

I totally agree.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening/morning!! Just got in from a fab party xx

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Evening/morning!! Just got in from a fab party xx"

Have you been to sleep yet? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening/morning!! Just got in from a fab party xx"

We have established its evening.

I miss going to party's

Hope you had a good night. X

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

100% this.

Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet.

I totally agree. "

Sorry, I'm awake now, due to work, so it's today!

But in hotel operations, in Auditing terms, some hotels day changeover is at Midday!

In hotel Reservations, generally the arrival date technically starts at 3pm.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

I’ll have to remember that

You really should. So anyway good evening to you.

Evening to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.... or is it good morning?

It's only morning once you have been to bed.

I’ll have to remember that

You really should. So anyway good evening to you.

Evening to you too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

my autocarrot seems to be not wanting me to ducking swear....

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

That made me laugh more than it should have. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"That's when I do my best thinking.

God help us all then!

You sound like Ash!

He knows you too well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!!

I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!

The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. "

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Iv been Billie no mates!

Liar liar your pants are om fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv been Billie no mates!

Liar liar your pants are om fire

Nope I'm an

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. "

poofffftttttt my autocarrot is far better than most still.....but my tongue is still as sharp as ever......DROPS THE MIKE.....

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Your auto carrot is working marvellously

Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!

Same here, quiet night in

Glad I'm not the only one.

I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!

Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

Ahhh yes but you’ve had lots of practice. And you have the added bonus of muscle memory. Ha ha

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

Stir the muscles Jizzy

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Iv been Billie no mates!

Liar liar your pants are on fire

We only pretend to love you on here really x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Jim x"

Jim isn't here, he fell down the loo.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

Stir the muscles Jizzy

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm stirring your mucmscle.....the mind boggles....

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake? "

I did.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

YAAAYYYYYYYYYY......I'm getting my dress on.......I such an easy target really.....I need to sort out my life!!! Hahaha

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

Stir the muscles Jizzy

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm stirring your mucmscle.....the mind boggles....

Don’t be the innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X"

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I hope Jim makes it back out of the loo ok !

Now I fancy cake which is probably not a good idea at 3.37! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I hope Jim makes it back out of the loo ok !

Now I fancy cake which is probably not a good idea at 3.37! X"

There is never a bad time for cake!

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X"

hey.....buzz off meandu....don't make me bitch also you....I'm already sorting a trade off for the cake.involving me dinning muy finest dress!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

All this talk of cake.... I’ve just had a strawberry mini roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard. "

I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good morning Jim x

Jim isn't here, he fell down the loo.

I failed in my attempt to rescue him though

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.

I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.

Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.

I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.

Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X"

Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes!

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.

Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it

managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....

I haven't done that in ages.

I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....

I always have cake.

Did someone say cake?

I did.

What can I give you for some cake? X

I would love a Pepsi max cherry.

Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.

I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.

Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X

Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes!

Damn it. Ok, name your price. X

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.

Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X

Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes!

......First come first served Lorna.....I can swap my dress for just an apron......

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Sitting and watching the bun fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Jim x

Jim isn't here, he fell down the loo.

I failed in my attempt to rescue him though

Rope not long enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is getting interesting. Iv never had people fight for my cake before. I'm going to start a part 2.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One hundred and seventy five

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One hundred and seventy seven then Lorna

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