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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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How can you tell if a fly is male or female?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it leave the toilet seat up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male. "

HA! I spit out my drink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male. "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you asked?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male. "

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

If it's at the cooker it's female, if it's at the fridge it's male.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"If it's at the cooker it's female, if it's at the fridge it's male. "

It just keeps landing on ma friggin knee, there's no newspaper big enough

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Have you asked? "

I tried playing

The Fly - U2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1YFH9A3Bw

but sadly got little response....

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Does it leave the toilet seat up?"

Nah, ma house trained spiders do that for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you asked? "

If it replies- male.

If no reply- female.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Have you asked?

If it replies- male.

If no reply- female. "

Why have women got a reputation for being able to natter for hours then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you asked?

If it replies- male.

If no reply- female.

Why have women got a reputation for being able to natter for hours then?

Good point. Only the women on here don't reply then.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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How long does it take a crow to fly in the right direction?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You blow on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You blow on it "

And then what happens ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can tell by how close their eyes are together. Can't remember which way round it is but one gender has a gap between the eyes and the other doesn't. I actually spent some of my degree sexing flies before you ask how I know!

Red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You blow on it

And then what happens ?"

I don't know I have never managed to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You blow on it

And then what happens ?

I don't know I have never managed to do it "

Ok. Theoretically what happens

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"You blow on it

And then what happens ?"

It turns into a blow fly obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You blow on it

And then what happens ?

It turns into a blow fly obviously

Obviously

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

If it lays eggs in your food... female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can tell by how close their eyes are together. Can't remember which way round it is but one gender has a gap between the eyes and the other doesn't. I actually spent some of my degree sexing flies before you ask how I know!

Red"

You sexted flies!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift? "

A swallow is female

A swift is me out the window when the husband comes home early

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"If it lays eggs in your food... female"

Am I supposed to differentiate between eggs and fly spunk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift? "

Swift has a forked tail

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

I don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

They have a red bit at the front of them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

I don't

Noted

Swallows have forked tails too btw

Swallows are colourful, blueish back, red chest, swifts very brown

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By *ilyWoman over a year ago

Slough

The males ones have a sky remote in there crutch x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

I don't

Noted

Swallows have forked tails too btw

Swallows are colourful, blueish back, red chest, swifts very brown"

Ye gods, house martins have forked tails too

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"The ones that land on the best food in the kitchen- female. The ones that throw themselves against the windows- male. "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Can you tell the difference between a Swallow and a Swift?

Swift has a forked tail

How about a swallow?

I don't

Noted

Swallows have forked tails too btw

Swallows are colourful, blueish back, red chest, swifts very brown

Ye gods, house martins have forked tails too

But they have a good place to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female flies are on the phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Female flies are on the phone"

Jaysus, phones are that small ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Female flies are on the phone

Jaysus, phones are that small ?

"
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yes.. there's a Japanese mini microchip factory so successful they're moving to smaller premises

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"How much crap do women carry in their handbags? "

Keep mine in the toilet...

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

Keep mine in the toilet...

Nice one smartiepants

Can you find your phone in under 5 minutes though?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

Keep mine in the toilet...

Nice one smartiepants

Can you find your phone in under 5 minutes though?

I'm a smartiepants! Of course I can...

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

Keep mine in the toilet...

Nice one smartiepants

Can you find your phone in under 5 minutes though?

I'm a smartiepants! Of course I can...

Triumph or Norton?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

Keep mine in the toilet...

Nice one smartiepants

Can you find your phone in under 5 minutes though?

I'm a smartiepants! Of course I can...

Triumph or Norton?

I think it's more than likely a Samsung or apple. Lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"How much crap do women carry in their handbags?

Keep mine in the toilet...

Nice one smartiepants

Can you find your phone in under 5 minutes though?

I'm a smartiepants! Of course I can...

Triumph or Norton?

Gixer

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"How much crap do women carry in their handbags? "

My whole bedroom

never know when you might need it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a fly signs his autograph as 'Jeff Goldblum'...

it's a male

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