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look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......
 Rain out the back.
Rain out the front.
And it's fucking freezing
I need a heater for my cunt.
( cos he'll be home in a minute ) |
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"look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......
Rain out the back.
Rain out the front.
And it's fucking freezing
I need a heater for my cunt.
( cos he'll be home in a minute ) "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......
Rain out the back.
Rain out the front.
And it's fucking freezing
I need a heater for my cunt.
( cos he'll be home in a minute ) "
Hahahaha. 
Windy here. No rain. Great washing drying weather. Second load on the line. 
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Not enough money in the world to get me out of bed today! But Windy Wilson tells me it's ninja showers and bright spells. I'll just take his word for it. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Grey grey and more grey,windy,wet and more grey. I'd love a day in bed eating rubbish and having dirty sex,but have to go to town shopping don't I  "
Pick up someone while you're shopping and come back and have all the mucky sex. If you're wearing those slacks you're guaranteed to get a good cocking. |
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"Grey grey and more grey,windy,wet and more grey. I'd love a day in bed eating rubbish and having dirty sex,but have to go to town shopping don't I
Pick up someone while you're shopping and come back and have all the mucky sex. If you're wearing those slacks you're guaranteed to get a good cocking."
Now that would be perfect advice Meli however there's one little problem...it's not me that wants to go into town it's the devil child.
Kid's do cramp your style. |
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"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?
Pay for four hours 
Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh "
Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs. |
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"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?
Pay for four hours
Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh
Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs. "
Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny? |
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"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?
Pay for four hours
Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh
Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs.
Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny?"
eh ? I'm 64 course they can.
You're thinking of old people |
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"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?
Pay for four hours
Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh
Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs.
Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny?
eh ? I'm 64 course they can.
You're thinking of old people "
Good oh keep taking your vitamins. |
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But it's breezy so you might just be ok with getting the washing out on the line 
