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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.

Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them?

Example;

Handsome what’s on the menu?

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

Hey my wife wants fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to join us

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

I'd love a fuck orgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

let me oil you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pour some sugar on me

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Cool hat you have there

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cool hat you have there "

Wanna plant ur egg plant ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pop the kettle on Granny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop the kettle on Granny

Wow your gorgeous sexy lady

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"Pop the kettle on Granny

Wow your gorgeous sexy lady"

Who the hell are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hope your teeth arent sharp

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"hope your teeth arent sharp

How the hell did you get in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why aye ur a reet bonny pair

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Oh. Hey there you two

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman over a year ago

Near Bourne

Hey there handsome... What's cooking?

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

What`s for tea tonight sugar?

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By *sland_kidMan over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

What are you doing here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit, the wrong bedroom again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WHy won’t this door open

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've locked you effing out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna bite this peach

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm gonna bite this peach"

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

That your pool out back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)"

More than five words. Fail

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x"

Did I leave window open?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x"

Best get your clothes off x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x

Best get your clothes off x

Too feckin cold up here

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x

Best get your clothes off x

Too feckin cold up here

Its a double sleeping bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick the kettle on fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna bite this peach

Ding dong, well I say

(in my best Leslie Phillips voice)

More than five words. Fail

Let's liven this place up x

Best get your clothes off x

Too feckin cold up here

Its a double sleeping bag

You are a body furnace

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Stick the kettle on fella"

Put the gun down slowly!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Stick the kettle on fella

Put the gun down slowly!

"
where are you can't see?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

What do we have here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aubergine for dinner? Kidding right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did I need again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I need again

Never mind we'll get takeaway.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I need again

Never mind we'll get takeaway.

Jo.Xx "

Do t forget the chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, is your name Luke?

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

shaving foam is that way!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"shaving foam is that way!

Oh look, a grey squirrel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is hot in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s time for your massage ?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a seat your next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must be luke yes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I am Luke....why?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

May the force be with you (apologies as that's actually 6,couldnt say it in 5)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am used to it

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Luke, I am your father

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Luke, I am your father

Hey handsome... you are handsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here all night......you?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

A* on effort for bakes

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