If it is that, after your veg lay flat out in the floor for 5 minutes then slowly sit up - apparently that can help release any trapped wind. Maybe wait until you’re on your own through

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Ive been eating a lot of lentils lately, could they be the culprit?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ive been eating a lot of lentils lately, could they be the culprit?"

They may have increased your pulse

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Loads of veg, you probably just need a big fart. "

It does feel like that, but ive been farting and number 2ing like a trooper!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Ive been eating a lot of lentils lately, could they be the culprit?

They may have increased your pulse

Take a bow!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ive been eating a lot of lentils lately, could they be the culprit?

They may have increased your pulse

Take a bow!

Sorry, couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often feel bloated. Green tea or mint tea work wonders. Or try putting a hot water bottle on your stomach.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ive been eating a lot of lentils lately, could they be the culprit?"

Could well be, especially if you're not used to them, happened to me Clem, hope you fart soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pussy"

You might still be bloated (I don’t think it’ll help with that) but it may make you feel better

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"My pussy"

Certainly worth a try

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Pineapple is good for digestion. It has certain enzymes in it that help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turkey

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My pussy"

Someone wants to lick your Pusey

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My pussy

Someone wants to lick your Pusey

Let's not mention pussy, Ace

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Lentils could be the cause. They are high in fibre and if your body isn’t used to that much fibre can have the opposite effect

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Lentils could be the cause. They are high in fibre and if your body isn’t used to that much fibre can have the opposite effect "

Ah, now that's interesting. Maybe go for butternut squash soup next week instead.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Maybe you’ve been eating loads of pies and cakes and just kiloed up?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Maybe you’ve been eating loads of pies and cakes and just kiloed up?"

I wish!

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