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over a year ago
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So checking some tyres out for a customer.and the brand name is called Goodride.
Of course I let out a little snigger
Now like everyone I have perverted mind
What makes you snigger and think of sex every time you see it ??
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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We disconnect customers for non payment and the term for this is TOS as in temporarily out of service. I couldn’t believe my ears on my first day when someone shouted across the office ‘I’ve got Mr Harris on did you tos him Carol’ And Carol replied ‘yes I tossed him has he paid yet?’   |
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I also remember in secondary school being taught woodwork and when the teacher mentioned showing us "tongue and groove" I think the entire class stood there sniggering. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange
Don't forget to tighten those nuts when fitting that flange.
I like a strengthening flange
Oooo. Must be done give a good yank with ya adjustable "
Your going to need some penetration spray
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Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.
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It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door? |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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Skeltons the bakers used to sell a large round bread loaf called a fadge - I used to hand the lady my mums shopping list because I couldn’t bring myself to ask for one - how the times have changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.
It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door? "
Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.
It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?
Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad! "
Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain |
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.
It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?
Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad!
Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain "
It’s the last time I remember laughing so much my stomach hurt! Oh and she said I’m sure I told Chris the plumber to come in the back door yesterday. What must he have thought! |
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"Asking in my local cycle store for a pot of nipples  "
I remember googling “pink nipples” for re-lacing my MTB wheels, then thinking I could outsmart the system and searched for “hot pink nipples”. It took quite some time to find anything that wasn’t boobs, hahaha |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?
Mum- they smashed her back door in.
I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.
It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?
Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad!
Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain
It’s the last time I remember laughing so much my stomach hurt! Oh and she said I’m sure I told Chris the plumber to come in the back door yesterday. What must he have thought! "
Ooh I’m quite partial to my plumber coming in my back door   |
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My friend’s husband is a plumber and I rang him for some advice about a seized tap. He told me I needed some penetrating oil to loosen my valve . I laughed so loudly that I got a bollocking from my boss. |
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