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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Come on give me your best start of the weekend Limerick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a chap called Bliss

Who drank a princesses piss

It was the first time

Someone drank her vag wine

And it made her face look like this

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There once was a chap called Bliss

Who drank a princesses piss

It was the first time

Someone drank her vag wine

And it made her face look like this

P"

you are a funny fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent,

Who’s penis was extremely bent,

To save him from trouble,

He bent it up double,

So instead of cumming, he went.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Why is it limerick day. Have you ever been there Jesus. Let’s not go there

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By *rightonfranceMan over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

there was a young lady from leek

her sexual responses were weak

at the height of orgasm

she gave a small spasm

and a barely perceptible squeak

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By *rightonfranceMan over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

an old copper from up clapham junction

his organ had long ceased to function

deceived his good wife

for the rest of her life

with the aid of his constables truncheon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a lady who knew

This bloke was too good to be true

Through rose tinted specs

She was wooed by his pecs

But she's realised his words were bullpoo

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

This is one of my creation...

The prince desired young Cinderella

Of her beauty he'd tell 'er and tell' er

His mind changed no doubt

When he fumbled about

And found Cinders was really a feller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Ealing

Who had a very strange feeling

She jumped on the bed

Put her knees to her head

And all over the ceiling

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Whilst riding home one night,

My heart stopped from fright

‘‘Twas because it’s so dark

As I crossed through the park

When I saw an usual sight.

Two fellas I thought,

A fighting they ought

Over a lady who wasn’t polite

Go on fuck off you perve,

At me I observed

To which I responded goodnight

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