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Why are women so bad at giving blowjobs?

By *antastic Mr Cocksucker OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it.

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS over a year ago

hoyland

Because it’s a guy thing, apparently I’m amazing at deepthroating cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause women are shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't had a bad bj from a woman myself yet.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

I happily admit I don't deep throat. But I prefer to give slow sensual sloppy blowjobs. No one's complained yet I always get the end result and 2 previous partners have said I'm the best they have ever had (and neither are smoke blowers) so I can live with that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Cause women are shit

Correct and the op is clearly a stud with amazing skills,if only I was half as amazing as he sounds.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

People tell you what they think you want to hear

and people believe what they want to as well

As long as you’re happy OP does it really matter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You cannot have my penis

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't had a bad bj from a woman myself yet. "

See op he gives straight men amazing bj's.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

Popcorn at the ready for this one!

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Women think it’s a pepperami and tend to chew whereas I’m like a dyson with a brush attachment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My other half is exceptional .... maybe I found the woman that can ??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Pure and simple sensitivity, everyone is different

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

More training camps in how to do it needed so

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Lol how can they be straight ? Or am I missing a point here nothing wrong with my bjs haha

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

"Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused "

Hahahah ikr i had to read it a couple times

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS over a year ago

hoyland

Why do people take piss when a gay/bi guy mentions “str8” men? It’s true! I could curl your hair with some of the story’s involving str8 and married men I have got upto .... it does happen, all the time for me anyway..

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

See the the difference i think is that women suck it with love and guys suck it like a wannabe pornstar

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Women think it’s a pepperami and tend to chew whereas I’m like a dyson with a brush attachment "

Yeah I must stop giving bj's when I'm hungry

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By *hesterXXXMan over a year ago

in your dreams

They can only work with the tools they are given

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I pretend to be shit at it so they can get on with seeing to me instead.

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Why do people take piss when a gay/bi guy mentions “str8” men? It’s true! I could curl your hair with some of the story’s involving str8 and married men I have got upto .... it does happen, all the time for me anyway.. "

Not taking piss but when men go with men then claim they straight is far from it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Because they ain't flipping straight are they.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"See the the difference i think is that women suck it with love and guys suck it like a wannabe pornstar"

I actually agree with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might be bad but I love doing it. Enthusiasm counts for something surely

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By *antastic Mr Cocksucker OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

I think you’ve got this the other way round haha women definitely don’t suck with love because half the time the man wants her to go DEEPER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They aren’t straight, they may say they are, but they aren’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you’ve got this the other way round haha women definitely don’t suck with love because half the time the man wants her to go DEEPER"

I have no gag reflex so it’s go deep or go home

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Because they ain't flipping straight are they. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not taking piss but when men go with men then claim they straight is far from it

Exactly this,no straight guy would kiss another guy never mind giving him a bj

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

I still can't understand why a straight guy would let another man suck their cock. Can't answer your question op but Im interested to see other people's opinions, surely a man's and woman's gag reflex is just the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still can't understand why a straight guy would let another man suck their cock. Can't answer your question op but Im interested to see other people's opinions, surely a man's and woman's gag reflex is just the same"

They wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deepthroating & gagging sends me soft so thats out the window as far as im concerned. Headplay is where its at... And believe me im experiencing amazing blowjobs at the point in time... from a stunning woman.

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By *antastic Mr Cocksucker OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Educate yourself on sexuality. There are 72 identities of sexual preferences, this shows a very small and limited mind.

There is such a thing as “curiosity*

If you do what you’ve always done you get what you’ve sneaks got. Why would anyone limit themselves?

You should try licking a pussy... maybe you’ll enjoy it. How would you know if you e never tired it? So don’t knock peoples choices because if your own boundaried limits... just because you are living way in your comfort zone, doesn’t mean others want to. Some people like to push themselves and enjoy ALL of what life has to offer.

Peace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might be bad but I love doing it. Enthusiasm counts for something surely

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most important quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Educate yourself on sexuality. There are 72 identities of sexual preferences, this shows a very small and limited mind.

There is such a thing as “curiosity*

If you do what you’ve always done you get what you’ve sneaks got. Why would anyone limit themselves?

Peace. "

Nobody is knocking anyone’s choices.

You’re correct; people can be curious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because we are selfish and don’t put in any effort... although I think many of us have been told we are great at it, the best etc. I think most men are happiest with whoever currently has their cock at the moment.

Either that or maybe scientifically we have different throats and my feminine throat is inferior

. Be happy about your skills OP. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they ain't flipping straight are they. "

Nailed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pure and simple sensitivity, everyone is different "

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By *hesterXXXMan over a year ago

in your dreams

Speaking as someone who has been sucked by both men and women - I'm wondering why there's an argument about this? Every individual does it in a slightly different way.

Who is better at kissing?

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

"I think you’ve got this the other way round haha women definitely don’t suck with love because half the time the man wants her to go DEEPER"

Deepthroat is a novelty thing yh it makes the guy getting sucked feel good and visually its satisfying seeing your dick disappear in a throat but really i think a bj is all about the tongue work and theres no need to go all deep n that if the tongue be sliding n slithering around the head and then suckin n that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your 'straight' men couldnt lie straight in bed if they are letting another man suck their cock they are not straight, true story.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My gag reflex is amazing I only have to stick my toothbrush near the back of my throat and I'm gagging

Yep I'm shit at giving blowjobs I don't get enough practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just think guys are probably better because they know what they like themselves so try to replicate on other guys the same when ladies lick pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Total bollocks Op I don't live in a comfort zone ,I don't fancy women end of

I get why guys can be curious regarding there sexual preferences,but why lie and say there straight when they obviously arnt

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS over a year ago

hoyland

Well all I can can say is some of yall should come on a night out with me coz I think some of you are living in an old fashioned bubble... sorry but I have hand far too many experiences to claim it as not true.. so either most guys today are just neutral or what I don’t know but I can guarantee after a few drinks ect many a guy would fuck a submissive/effeminate guy like myself, I’m not saying there gonna let a hairy biker suck em off but a small petite or girly guy? Course they do. Wake up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well all I can can say is some of yall should come on a night out with me coz I think some of you are living in an old fashioned bubble... sorry but I have hand far too many experiences to claim it as not true.. so either most guys today are just neutral or what I don’t know but I can guarantee after a few drinks ect many a guy would fuck a submissive/effeminate guy like myself, I’m not saying there gonna let a hairy biker suck em off but a small petite or girly guy? Course they do. Wake up."

Ah yes. ‘Course they do’

My husband is straight and nope, he wouldn’t. Course he wouldn’t. He’s straight.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong at all with men not being straight, it’s the lie that bothers folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Educate yourself on sexuality. There are 72 identities of sexual preferences, this shows a very small and limited mind.

There is such a thing as “curiosity*

If you do what you’ve always done you get what you’ve sneaks got. Why would anyone limit themselves?

Peace. "
so cross species then or is that the limit?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Educate yourself on sexuality. There are 72 identities of sexual preferences, this shows a very small and limited mind.

There is such a thing as “curiosity*

If you do what you’ve always done you get what you’ve sneaks got. Why would anyone limit themselves?

Peace. "

I understand what you're trying to say here and much as 'labels don't mean anything' words actually do. Straight means not attracted to the same sex. Guys saying they're straight whilst playing with guys smacks a little of repression and phobia.

I'm not having a go at anyone for their choices, just be honest about what you are guys. Curiosity is great, but you're still not straight!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I think you’re wrong op

Best BJ’s I have had were all women

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

Eh so cause I have a different opinion im old fashioned? Come off it dont try force your agenda.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont see anyone disputing your experience but they are not straight men. That's like saying my electric oven runs on gas, it simply doesnt....why do you have a problem accepting they arent straight?

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By *antastic Mr Cocksucker OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women.

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

Nvm your saying after a few drinks and your username is _ay4realstr8 so you specifically hunting for d*unk straight guys and your basing your claims on the d*unk guys that said yes not no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just think guys are probably better because they know what they like themselves so try to replicate on other guys the same when ladies lick pussy"
im better with a pussy than any woman or man its just the way i was blessed

Skill is individual you either got it or you learn to have it or you dont

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Educate yourself on sexuality. There are 72 identities of sexual preferences, this shows a very small and limited mind.

There is such a thing as “curiosity*

If you do what you’ve always done you get what you’ve sneaks got. Why would anyone limit themselves?

Peace. "

Who the heck is doing that,I'm straight I DO NOT have any intention of licking a pussy,the thought of that makes me go ewww.

I think that's what probably makes me straight you know.

I see a man's body and it makes my juices flow without thinking about it,well not so much nowadays with the menopause and all that,I see a womans body and think oh she has a nice body no juices flow.

Yep I'm straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women. "

Oh there’s about 50 men to every 1 woman on fab.

I’m pretty sure no one on this thread is homophobic. If someone came out as gay, brilliant! But if I found out my ‘straight’ friend was sleeping with men, but continued to insist he was straight, I’d be disappointed and sad that he couldn’t be honest with himself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not taking piss but when men go with men then claim they straight is far from it

I think the same

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

Popcorn ready..... needed giggles today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women.

Oh there’s about 50 men to every 1 woman on fab.

Also true,well said

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

That's maybe as the op has not had a blowjob from a Pansexual wonan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thing is most gay/bi/cd/tv. Etc etc like to think there sucking a straight male off , but there not straight I could say I'm straight but I couldn't sleep with a woman . It's all bullshit , most put straight on there profiles because it gets them the attention from the non straights , if they were honest and put bi or gay they wouldn't get so much attention , that's my take on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women. "
wrong its natures way of population control

How can a man procreate with a man

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women. "

There is no attitudes

Natural instinct or not if ur straight you woukdnt go with the same sex

I dobt care wether your straight bi bi curious or whatever

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

I don't think women a bad at giving blowjobs at all. Quite the opposite in fact!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had a few bj's in my time and have never cum but I put that down to me not the woman attached to my penis. Even if I thought the women that gave me a bj were terrible at it I couldn't tar the whole sex with the same brush.

As a straight man I would not be in anyway interested in testing a man's ability to give a bj, but that's just personal preference. Some straight guys might be interested in getting a blowie from a man but to me before the act makes them bi curious, after the act then they are fully bi. In my opinion.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women.

Oh there’s about 50 men to every 1 woman on fab.

I agree. It's not a case of homophobia or any kind of 'ism' frankly I couldn't give a damn who did what to whom. What drives me crazy is all the closeted bi guys and curious men pretending they're straight because of the stigma and this whole 'straight play' BS perpetuates that.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

You can’t say all men suck better than all women if you’ve not tried all women.

Roll your sleeves up gals, we’re about to get busy. Limber up those jaws!

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By *eandHim2019Couple over a year ago

preston

Not all about gagging and deepthroating it looks good on porn but it's not where the best bjs happen . A skilled practitioner doesn't stick to one facet

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By *rufinWoman over a year ago

notts

Maybe these 'straight men' are more gay than straight so are a bit more turned on?

I can't really see it being a man/woman difference. I don't find it that way the other way round anyway: some men/women are amazing at oral, some not so much. Level of enthusiasm plays a big part. It just isn't some people's thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women. "

It's called being honest. If a guy let's another guy suck his cock then he is not straight. He's 'fab straight' or bi-curious. I have no problem with bi people, just be honest about it

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You obviously pride yourself on your skills at blowjobs. They're obviously going to be complimentary about them to flatter you. Maybe there is some truth in it but I don't think *all* men do like deepthroating etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...and I give great blowjobs without the need for deep throating lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With attitudes like sultry, is there any wonder why men won’t come out IF THEY WERE GAY?

SExuality is so fluid sorry. It’s called instinct in men. A natural drive to procreate and that means fucking..... the act of it.

I bet there’s more men on fab than women. "

Attitude?why because I disagree that guys who like guys sucking there cock can't be straight?you maybe should look up the word straight

I couldn't care less if a guy is bi/bi curious ,I do care if he lies about it!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

Gay and bi men have an inherent advantage in that they know exactly what it feels like to recieve a blowjob so learning curve is faster.

But the fault in this if there is one lies entirely with the men I suspect. Most men especialy when younger are to scared to give Any critical feedback to the lady who has generously offered to polish their knob... If women are having to guess what we like and don't like, you can hardly blame them for taking longer to perfect their technique.

I've noticed that for the most part the best female blowjobs I've had, came from older ladies.. more experience and more confidence..... I guess.

Also the best blowjobs come from somone (male or female) who is doing it for their own pleasure, as much or more than yours, who simply love the taste, texture, smell and feeling of a throbbing swolen cock in their hands and mouth and who are turned on by hot salty cum...

And whilst every man likes to believe he is the king of cunnylingus, I suspect most bi and gay women do it better than us for all of the reasons above....

And for the record the best blowjob I've ever had came from a 58yr old Married Bbw, who's husband hated blowjobs????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused "

. Welcome to fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porn has a lot to answer for...

no deepthroat for me but I still get compliments

I love to suck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused

. Welcome to fab "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I'm damn good at giving bjs,just saying like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

Slow n sensual are the best..no question...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

Slow n sensual are the best..no question...

That’s my preferred method

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen on here so many "straight men " sleep with cd/TVs , again it's the whole bullshit I hate there fucking a mans ass , they are not straight the other person might be in ladies clothes etc but the straight man is fucking a mans ass , how can they be straight . Deluded or fulfilling a fantasy on both parts . There gay or bi , if everyone was true to themselves would there be so much homophobia and stigma in this world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've seen on here so many "straight men " sleep with cd/TVs , again it's the whole bullshit I hate there fucking a mans ass , they are not straight the other person might be in ladies clothes etc but the straight man is fucking a mans ass , how can they be straight . Deluded or fulfilling a fantasy on both parts . There gay or bi , if everyone was true to themselves would there be so much homophobia and stigma in this world "
i didnt even know bi existed until i joined fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do deep throat but prefer to give long slow sensual blowjob. .Get far more out of em whether giving or receiving..someone deep throating me...sorry it just don't work for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

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Am in

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

As women don't have a penis they are unable to know what having one sucked feels like, unlike a man who has one therefore would know how to suck it better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretend to be shit at it so they can get on with seeing to me instead. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il say Amen to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow jobs feel best to me when the explosion is built up slowly

Unless im doing a darker scenario for her that also feels great

All depends the way things are flowing at the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

I don’t like being deep throated. Especially when someone thinks they can do it well, and can’t.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

You need to listen and feel his body react to what you are doing and adapt your technique to suit what he enjoys, everyone is different and not one technique suits all !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to listen and feel his body react to what you are doing and adapt your technique to suit what he enjoys, everyone is different and not one technique suits all ! "
exactly for example im not a fan of my balls being touched some love it

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS over a year ago

hoyland

It’s like changing the argument around and saying some of you lovely ladies, if you have touched another pussy or boobies your a lesbian! Or your bi! I bet many of you still classify yourself as a straight woman even tho you have “dabbled” but yet when it comes to men, it’s oh god no! There gay Or bi

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"You need to listen and feel his body react to what you are doing and adapt your technique to suit what he enjoys, everyone is different and not one technique suits all ! exactly for example im not a fan of my balls being touched some love it"

Too much information Loo

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BJs are overrated anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I’m shit at bj’s then so be it. I can live with that. There are more important things in life than to be able to deep throat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BJs are overrated anyway

"
agreed much rather plunge into her meaty minge

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By *essica jamiesonWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "

Every straight guy you’ve sucked isn’t straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I challenge you to a BJ-off OP! I'm quietly confident

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Are blow jobs all about deep throating?

Slow n sensual are the best..no question...

That’s my preferred method

Not arguing with you there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thing I’ve read all week.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx "

Me too...I'm all ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretend to be shit at it so they can get on with seeing to me instead. "

You sneaky little devil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thing I’ve read all week.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

For starters deep throating isnt the same as a blow job

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Maybe these 'straight men' are more gay than straight so are a bit more turned on?

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haven't had a bad bj from a woman myself yet. "

I’ve had a couple of bad ones.

Communication is key though.

I had one girl claim she’d give me the best blowjob of my life-it wasn’t...

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Guys saying that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it isn't necessarily a compliment.

I've never experienced a Curry like it in a Indian restaurant in Devon this week, it was awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BJs are overrated anyway

agreed much rather plunge into her meaty minge"

You pair obviously have never had amazing BJs then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am i right in saying theres a complaint about blow jobs ......REALY

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman over a year ago

London

Because some women do not enjoy throwing up?

We are human, you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never complained

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"For starters deep throating isnt the same as a blow job

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "
Talk about blowing your own trumpet!! No pun intended.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haven't had a bad bj from a woman myself yet.

I’ve had a couple of bad ones.

Communication is key though.

I had one girl claim she’d give me the best blowjob of my life-it wasn’t..."

Such a silly claim. One man's best blowjob of his life is another man's worst.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused "
me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

Is that not how you're supposed to do it!

Women never give pointers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's a bad blowjob? Does it involve teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a bad blowjob? Does it involve teeth? "

Not necessarily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a bad blowjob? Does it involve teeth? "

Imagine trying to suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. That could be it

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

maybe these straight guys are more in awe that they are enjoying a bj off another guy rather than your amazing skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hummmm, I feel the whole emphasis in the OP's post is the word " straight" with a sly bitch slap.at women.

He obviously believes that hes that exceptional that " STRAIGHT " men come to him for a BJ....wake up sugarmuffin your Straight men are NOT straight...they are BI CURIOUS but as men have particularly high egos of themselves fear the stigma that goes with that label...you aint sucking off any STRIGHT man hunny your sucking off a Bi guy!

End off...Mike drop!!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

Is that not how you're supposed to do it!

Women never give pointers

I do! They don't always listen though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every straight guy you've sucked ? Sorry I'm confused me too

"
but then again so are these "straight" men by the sounds of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah my husband is also actually straight. One night out last year he had the opportunity but still wasn’t keen. I think many are curious or flexible but straight men exist same as straight women do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

Is that not how you're supposed to do it!

Women never give pointers

I do! They don't always listen though. "
It's hard to hear with a pair of thighs as ear muffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like everything, each woman is different I find.

I’ve never been with a lad, and never will do.

I will say though, the girls I’ve met who can deep throat- fuck me. That is the best sensation I’ve ever felt.

Not saying I don’t enjoy a blow job where there’s no deep throating. But it’s a different sensation. Deep throating makes you wanna cum hard.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

Is that not how you're supposed to do it!

Women never give pointers

I do! They don't always listen though. It's hard to hear with a pair of thighs as ear muffs

That's a good point. Maybe I need to learn sign language.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "

I think you’ll find by definition that you’ve never sucked a straight guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably for the same reason guys eat pussy like they're trying to lick the last of the yoghurt out the pot

Is that not how you're supposed to do it!

Women never give pointers

I do! They don't always listen though. It's hard to hear with a pair of thighs as ear muffs

That's a good point. Maybe I need to learn sign language."
Charades during sex, how much fun can you have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So basically... HEY EVERYONE I SUCK DICK GOOD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"maybe these straight guys are more in awe that they are enjoying a bj off another guy rather than your amazing skills"

Absolutely this!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I feel like a lot of guys post like this to get a predicted reaction. Look, women, you need to up your game! Let me show you how!

I'm fine, thanks. I don't need to prove myself sexually to strangers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your profile says bi curious. Judging by your photos I'd say you was pass the curious stage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel like a lot of guys post like this to get a predicted reaction. Look, women, you need to up your game! Let me show you how!

I'm fine, thanks. I don't need to prove myself sexually to strangers. "

Ah go on

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I feel like a lot of guys post like this to get a predicted reaction. Look, women, you need to up your game! Let me show you how!

I'm fine, thanks. I don't need to prove myself sexually to strangers.

Ah go on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girls are for babies, boys are for fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't need to deep throat when you're as awesome as I am.

I've got skills that can't be taught

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Don't need to deep throat when you're as awesome as I am.

I've got skills that can't be taught

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MIKE DROP.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't need to deep throat when you're as awesome as I am.

I've got skills that can't be taught

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MIKE DROP.........

I don't see it as sucking cock, it's a gift from me to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very bad at it as I don't enjoy it therefore I hardly do it. It does nothing for me.

There - shoot me

Men don't mind as we're all busy doing other stuff

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx "

You don’t need to be here!

But by being here shows how much you enjoy it that’s why you have nothing to learn

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By *rs mischiefWoman over a year ago

Manchester

I have had a few ex's say they have never had one like it. My current partner and regular meet says it's the best they have ever had, a couple of my veris say similar. I think I can live with that...

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "

Deep Throat? I gag cleaning my own teeth!

I give decent blowjobs - probably not the best ever. Whilst giving said blowjob I’m generally thinking ‘well - this is nice - but how long until I can get it inside me?’

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Don't need to deep throat when you're as awesome as I am.

I've got skills that can't be taught

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MIKE DROP.........

I don't see it as sucking cock, it's a gift from me to them.

Hahaahahahaha

You do always make my day with your wisdom and musings, Aunty P!!!

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

"I have had a few ex's say they have never had one like it. My current partner and regular meet says it's the best they have ever had, a couple of my veris say similar. I think I can live with that...

As the partner.. I can vouch for her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "

(American style hype) Wooo!!! You go guy!!! Many women probably say guys are shit at going down on them too. A lot I’d wager. Not a ‘huge’ fan of the humble ‘blowie’ myself to be honest. Pretty over rated.- and yes I’ve had some amazing ones over the decades.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx "

I’m sure you know what your doing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont need anyone to tell me how good I am at giving a blow job thank you. Ive been practising for long enough and a guys recactions tells me all I need to know

I can deepthroat and I gag, some guys like that. No two blow jobs are the same for me. Slow and sensual fast hard and deep. It all depends on me and the guy.

Oh and apparently I have the tightest pussy on Fab too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretend to be shit at it so they can get on with seeing to me instead. "

Ha ha I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

Hahahahaha. Thaaaaaaaats it

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

" Whilst giving said blowjob I’m generally thinking ‘well - this is nice - but how long until I can get it inside me?’

haha haha PEACHY.....I've just nearly chocked on my muesli.....

How long until you can get it inside....BRILLIANT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

It’s not the worst thing to happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont need anyone to tell me how good I am at giving a blow job thank you. Ive been practising for long enough and a guys recactions tells me all I need to know

I can deepthroat and I gag, some guys like that. No two blow jobs are the same for me. Slow and sensual fast hard and deep. It all depends on me and the guy.

Oh and apparently I have the tightest pussy on Fab too

Mmmmmm that’s a Statement and a half

Sexy statement tho

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Lol you been with the wrong women and I've had some of the best experiences when it's not been fast for me it's all about the hand movement while the lips are round it and the icing on the cake is the playing of the balls.

Throat fucking ain't for me tbh I like to lie there and enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You cannot have my penis "

Every thread I see this on I laugh! Please never stop.

But on a serious note can I have your penis?

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

quality just lost my coffee on my carpet ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cause women are shit

Don't make derogatory remarks about the beautiful creation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cause women are shit

Don't make derogatory remarks about the beautiful creation

That’s a wee bit ironic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke wants deepthroat then maybe he should let me ram a dildo down his throat and see how he fucking likes it first.

Made my day this

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick? "

I think you've made a rather unusual connection there. Someone can be VERY skilled at 'sucking dick' without wanting to deepthroat or being able to deepthroat without gagging.

In fact, I'd go so far as to suggest that if someone does not know that then they need to work on their repertoire.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx

You don’t need to be here!

But by being here shows how much you enjoy it that’s why you have nothing to learn

D."

Thanks baby, get your cock out.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hummmmm....and from what's on show not 1 from a "straight" guy?????

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

It's not all about the deep throat. I love giving blowjobs, but if a guy has a big cock I know dam well it isn't going to fit down my tiny throat without gagging and regurgitating the last thing I ate or drink. That's going to be an instant turn off to most blokes so why would I even try it?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"What’s the crack here?

I’m constantly being told by straight men that women rarely deepthroat and can hardly ever take a throat fucking without gagging.

Why aren’t women as skilled as men when it comes to sucking dick?

Every straight guy Ive sucked has been in awe of what he experienced and over heard several times now that they’ve never experienced a BJ like it. "

Because men tell you want they think they want you to hear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx

You don’t need to be here!

But by being here shows how much you enjoy it that’s why you have nothing to learn

Thanks baby, get your cock out.

Jo.Xx "

You two are just perfect for each other

- Mrs

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm just here to learn,carry on.

Jo.Xx

You don’t need to be here!

But by being here shows how much you enjoy it that’s why you have nothing to learn

Thanks baby, get your cock out.

Jo.Xx

You two are just perfect for each other

- Mrs "

Thank you

we think so too.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretend to be shit at it so they can get on with seeing to me instead. "

Yes! This is the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok let's be honest here fellas, there's no such thing as a bad blowjob. The mouth is wet and gives a pleasurable soothing sensation.

There are blowjobs and there are very good blowjobs.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ok let's be honest here fellas, there's no such thing as a bad blowjob. The mouth is wet and gives a pleasurable soothing sensation.

There are blowjobs and there are very good blowjobs."

End of thread!

Jo.Xx

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