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Do you fart in your sleep?
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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”
Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?
Is it worse than snoring?
Would you warn someone?
Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?
Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?
Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.
Lex |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”
Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?
Is it worse than snoring?
Would you warn someone?
Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?
Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?
Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.
Lex "
It only dangerous if you follow though and poo the bed. |
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"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x 
Blood hell that must have been a right window rattler to have woken you up  "
I was camping and only realised why I'd woken up was when my daughter kindly pointed it out x  |
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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”
Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?
Is it worse than snoring?
Would you warn someone?
Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?
Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?
Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.
Lex
It only dangerous if you follow though and poo the bed."
Could still smell terribly and wake the person up you’re with even if you didn’t do that. 
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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x
Blood hell that must have been a right window rattler to have woken you up
I was camping and only realised why I'd woken up was when my daughter kindly pointed it out x "
Ah see this will go to probably back up my theory that they’ll be silent seeping deadly kind not window rattling. Not when you’re sleeping. So relaxed you’ve no control to keep it in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you think?
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Haha I think you’re the Rolls Royce of fab forumites Peach - Rolls Royce of course being the leader in gas propulsion engines
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I've recently not been very windy at all  I said I wasn't feeling myself!
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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago
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"What do you think?
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Haha I think you’re the Rolls Royce of fab forumites Peach - Rolls Royce of course being the leader in gas propulsion engines
I've recently not been very windy at all I said I wasn't feeling myself!
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Bloody hell, somethings definitely not right with the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our dog certainly does, his farts are so bad they wake us up sometimes when we're in our camper-van!
But of course neither of US do, perish the thought!   "
The dog always gets the blame ... no right of reply!! |
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