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“Man accused of shop-lifting but bulge was his 10” penis”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the news today.... Hahahaha

C’mon now - who’s the fab couple responsible..?

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By *ream3.14159Man over a year ago

Here & there

Did he whip it out to prove he's innocent? Or maybe he stole a 10" dildo!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Or did he steal a Clone a Willy kit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where was this?

Asking for a friend

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Where was this?

Asking for a friend "

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

What did they think he was stealing to confuse it for a cock?!

'excuse me sir, we have reason to believe that you've stolen a salami... badly'

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

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Was he stealing a 10 inch dildo ?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Was he stealing a 10 inch dildo ?

Possible, if so I'm shopping in the wrong Asda!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve said sorry and they’ve let me off.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Was this posted on fb? It is quite funny if so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve said sorry and they’ve let me off. "

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

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When i shoplift, I usually slip something down my crotch. Only to take the onus off the frozen chicken i have stuffed up my arse

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

It was in The Sun so it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if it was a fella off Fab & got a court appearance I’m pretty sure he’ll not turn up

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