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If I popped around to yours this evening...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well.....are you a good cook?
Also, are you any good at DIY? - I have a ton of little odd jobs that you could help with.
Eh....can you vacuum to?
My trusty mutt needs a walk to......  "
Zero craic. I’m not calling to yours  |
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"Well.....are you a good cook?
Also, are you any good at DIY? - I have a ton of little odd jobs that you could help with.
Eh....can you vacuum to?
My trusty mutt needs a walk to......
Zero craic. I’m not calling to yours "
 My poor mutt is sat with her lead in her mouth and looking very sad right now..... |
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"What would we get up to?
Entertain me with your answers x"
Well, I'm cooking homemade curry, so we could start with a cookery lesson, Keith Floyd style, getting pissed as we cook
....then I have a nice cheesecake for dessert
...followed by some time spent with my friend The Kraken
....probably put the rugby highlights on...then either a film....some more alcohol...followed by cheesy d*unken dance off where I'll bust out my signature Helicopter move....         |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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Well as I'm on making Truffle chicken & potato gratin we could have a nice meal with wine then head to the hot tub for some relaxation while the food settled then some entertaining sexual pleasure or are you wanting full details of how I would please you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Practice rucking while supporting own body weight ....
Maybe also a bit of joining the maul from behind
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We could watch the Scotland/Ireland match and start pin pointing where it all went wrong for ye...
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"Practice rucking while supporting own body weight ....
Maybe also a bit of joining the maul from behind
We could watch the Scotland/Ireland match and start pin pointing where it all went wrong for ye...
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That won’t take long - as soon as Scotland walked on the pitch ! so plenty of time for the training |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have horses to feed and a floor that needs sanding.
Pizza and a wine fridge.
What’s its going to be the sandpaper or the barrow? "
I’ll politely decline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely plan to far ahead. It would all depend on what we both felt in the first minute. Then it would either be plan A or plan B. Both would involve you though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd take you to the bog to pick up the last of the turf
Then when home we could have hot chocolate and warm up to that open turf fire
All that fresh air....you would have an appetite "
Not a hope, I’ve been to the bog already this summer. Not happening again!
Btw, what the hell are you bringing home turf in October for, it’s late?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What would we get up to?
Entertain me with your answers x"
You, me and my partner would put together some flat packed furniture from ikea. Where we are heading now.
Then maybe a cheeky kiss and cuddle |
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Drink the wine I have chilling in the frigo and discuss our fab movies, picking one out to snuggle up on the sofa and watch together... Alternatively undress each other and get down to some heart racing exercise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What would we get up to?
Entertain me with your answers x"
Once you arrived I would show you where everything was and tell you what time the children need putting to bed then go out for a few beers with the lads x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What would we get up to?
Entertain me with your answers x
Once you arrived I would show you where everything was and tell you what time the children need putting to bed then go out for a few beers with the lads x"
Another house I’ll be avoiding then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub
Not even an invite? 
You can join me in the old man’s pub of course 
Are we having the treat of d*unk Spurs again??? "
Oh I do hope so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd be wiping my tears and giving me hugs, feeding me chocolate and pouring the wine.
*You would probably regret popping round* "
I’ll volunteer myself for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're having dinner out so you'd have to come along. I'm having the Dirty Peri Peri burger with Mac n Cheese. All washed down with a Ferrero Rocher milkshake before the waddle home. "
after all that it definitely will be a waddle !!! Pmsl x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'd be wiping my tears and giving me hugs, feeding me chocolate and pouring the wine.
*You would probably regret popping round* "
Aww, I’d be happy to  |
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"I'd take you to the bog to pick up the last of the turf
Then when home we could have hot chocolate and warm up to that open turf fire
All that fresh air....you would have an appetite
Not a hope, I’ve been to the bog already this summer. Not happening again!
Btw, what the hell are you bringing home turf in October for, it’s late?! "
Better late than never....I cheated this year and bought some |
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