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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes? "
Can i lick your ham sandwich? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes? Can i lick your ham sandwich?"
Whats a ham sandwich?  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
How about "May I badger your beaver?" bit of alliteration always does the trick for me and the double animal reference shows a subtle humour and use of the word may rather than can illustrates that the grammar police need not show up, truncheons at the ready  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We had one that simply said " me " with a pic attached! Defo the most pathetic ever!   "
Maybe he wasn't so bright and didn't want to confuse himself? |
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Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am.
There goes another story! The teeth thing scares the pants off me.  "
That's quite handy then, there's a few profiles on here that will do the same. Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am.
There goes another story! The teeth thing scares the pants off me.
That's quite handy then, there's a few profiles on here that will do the same. Good luck."
Some I am sure have teeth in there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
How dark?
Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been."
Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post! |
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
How dark?
Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.
Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post! "
You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed. |
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
Helllllooooooo there 
If you don't mind be reading a book, you can lick me with the lights on."
War and Peace eh?
And read whatever you like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
How dark?
Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.
Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!
You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed."
Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know. |
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
How dark?
Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.
Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!
You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed.
Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know. "
Shame. I like it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.
How dark?
Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.
Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!
You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed.
Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know.
Shame. I like it."
Do you do pint-a-poke? |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like "
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?"
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door "
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety. |
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"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes? "
At my alma mater american students were beaver students...it was another good way to take the piss out of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety."
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!! |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!! "
No
But it does have a brush seal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal "
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?  |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there? "
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep "
I'll bend it in half then |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep
I'll bend it in half then "
Ok - when we fucking? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep
I'll bend it in half then
Ok - when we fucking?"
I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house? |
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep
I'll bend it in half then
Ok - when we fucking?
I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house? "
Timewaster  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.
Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like
I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?
No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door
yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.
Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!
No
But it does have a brush seal
There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?
There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep
I'll bend it in half then
Ok - when we fucking?
I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house?
Timewaster "
Charmin i am roddin ten to the dozen here and no appreciation |
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