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"A monster lived down the toilet and if you didnt get away quick enough after the flush it would get you 
parents culd be so cruel lol "
Yep, my dad told me my head would cave in at 17 if i didn't stop picking my nose.
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over a year ago
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"I thought tuna was a small fish because they came in small tins
So did I actually lol  "
Ditto actually, i was shocked when i found out how big they were!
I also used to believe picnic bars contained baked beans |
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I was told wanking would make me deaf, but it was too late, I just managed to read that somewhere before I went blind 
At about 12 years old having been told by class mates I (almost) believed that if you had sex with a girl during her period you'd get VD! In practice I didn't realise they wouldn't let you!
But the real biggy was that if I misbehaved during the week before Christmas the fairy on top of the tree would tell Santa and I wouldn't get and presents! |
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"my mum used to tell me i had to be in bed by midnite or all the monsters came out ... shit its 2 mins to go... nite lolmonsters hide under ya bed, everyone knows that!  "
I used to jump from the doorway to my bed so the monsters wouldn't get me and I always had to sleep on my side facing the door because otherwise they would get me...what wild imaginations we had as kids...lol |
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As a kid I believed my mum when she told me she could see through walls ........ obviously living in a flat with paper thin walls, she never had to come into my sis and I's room when we were playing, to tell us to pipe down with the nonsense! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Some of these made me 
I used to think you went over the top of the runcorn bridge (as in the arch bit) or if you didnt get off escalators quick enough you'd go through the gap and there was a troll that lived under them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that eating the crusts off bread makes your hair curl
that eating carrots makes you see better
that eating the pips in an apple causes trees to grow in your belly
as a bald man who can't see further than the end of my nose without glasses, i assure you the first two are bollocks !
i still don't eat apple pips though, just in case ! |
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over a year ago
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That if pigs tried to swim they would cut their own throats with their trotters.
On news reports when they talked about guerilla warfare, I imagined unrest amongst the monkeys
I thought 'Jennifer Eckles' from 'Lilly the Pink' was my sister
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"If you wasn't in bed my midnight, you would turn into a pumpkin. "
yay !
that's reminded me, it's daft joke time
cinderella is going to the ball
fairy godmother says that she must be back by midnight or her fanny will turn into a pumpkin
whilst at the ball, cinderella meets a handsome prince
during a close dance, he says 'what's your name' ?
she replies 'cinderella. what's yours ?'
he says 'i am prince peter, the pumpkin eater, what time do you have to be home?'
cinderella replies 'half six'  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I believed that if u didnt put a hole in the bottom of your boiled egg shell witches could use them to cross rivers 
Still use the end of me spoon to bash a hole in the empty shell at the age of *coughs* 39 and darent have boiled egg at hotel brekkie in case staff think i'm weird |
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we used to play in the field behind our house and there was a fallen tree which was all knarly and moss covered and the end looked like a bearded face and one of the older kids told us it was God and for a few years we believed it although it didn't stop us clambering all over it most days  |
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