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Dont you just hate it when...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get yourself all comfy in bed.. pillows just right... duvet perfect.. position is just great... and you realise you need to go to the bathroom before sleep??? 
What other things are comparable?"
When you start washing the dishes and your face is itchy.
When you sit down and realise the remote is on the other side of the room.
When get in the car and think you’ve not locked the front door and when you check, you have locked it.
The list is endless   |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go outdo you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning? "
Or they arrive just a few minutes earlier than usual, and you have to wait to put out the bin next time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your just about to take a sip of the nice cold beer you've poured yourself at the end of a hard day and one of your kids phone to say they've missed their bus home and could you come and get them grrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go outdo you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning?
probably risk it  "
yep same...our binmen are lazy gits and dont get here till mid morning so its easy..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you wake up in the morning and you want your morning coffee and you realise you used the last bit of milk in yesterdays "
or worse still...you've run out of coffee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You come downstairs with something and realise it's not what you went up for.
When you have to buy a tool for a job, and you know you already have one somewhere but just can't find it. |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
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"When you get up and go for a piss, then get back into bed and within ten minutes your bowels decide to start moving, even though you didn't need to go the first time  "
or when u go for a piss before bed fet all cosy then ur bladder plays the game of fuck it lets have round 2 just because it wants to be a prick haha |
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When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50
You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.
Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.
Yes, this was me yesterday!
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"When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50
You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.
Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.
Yes, this was me yesterday!
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Tell me this has a happy end! You got the shoes??? |
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"When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50
You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.
Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.
Yes, this was me yesterday!
Tell me this has a happy end! You got the shoes??? "
Not yet!
They agreed to hold them for me till I could get back.
I had a busy day, ran out of time!
My friend lives nr so she popped got them for me.
I'm going to pick them up from her at 17.00hrs
Doing my HappyClappy dance |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"When you just step out of the shower and realise you need a poo 
Do you normally shite in the shower?"
No. I dont have any medical need or fetish for that. Just that getting out all fresh and clean, then realising that you need to go. Would probably end up back in the shower. Who doesn't love having a shower fresh bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you brush tour teeth half asleep and realise tou have put hair removal cream on your brush instead of toothpaste. I had the taste in my mouth all day |
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This too lol
To be fair most of these on the thread
