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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch

What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Trying to touch the end of their nose with their tongue !

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By *andyladMan  over a year ago

Hereorthere

D*unk dancing

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tried it, looks stylish and sophisticated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trying to get out of a coat while driving a car

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

"Dancing" to Saturday Night by Wigfield

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Trying to lick your elbow x

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Tried it, looks stylish and sophisticated "

Photo or it didn’t happen

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"D*unk dancing"

Hopefully everyone else is too, so shouldn’t matter

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Trying to get out of a coat while driving a car "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


""Dancing" to Saturday Night by Wigfield"

Yep drink needed for that one !

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Most things... I do it well

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman  over a year ago

newport, shrops

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Trying to lick your elbow x"

It just never quite reaches

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman  over a year ago

newport, shrops

Singing in the car at the top of my voice....oh, er I mean their voices

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Most things... I do it well "

I’m sure that’s not true

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anyone wearing a tu-tu.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Playing that game where you put that plastic thing in your mouth and say a word. Can’t remember what it’s called. Hilarious!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Singing in the car at the top of my voice....oh, er I mean their voices

"

Love seeing people doing that though... in their own world and imagine if weren’t driving would be busting the moves too

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Trying to lick your elbow x

It just never quite reaches "

not even close

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Anyone wearing a tu-tu. "

Aww tu tus can be cute

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Playing that game where you put that plastic thing in your mouth and say a word. Can’t remember what it’s called. Hilarious!!!"

I know what you mean... bloody hilarious

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!"

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Trying to lick your elbow x

It just never quite reaches

not even close "

Tried every angle

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Basically - any party games whilst d*unk, especially when surrounded by more d*unk people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

"

egg n spoon race

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Basically - any party games whilst d*unk, especially when surrounded by more d*unk people. "

But no one will remember how silly you all were, that’s the best bit along with the rib hurting laughter that normally accompanies it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

maypole dancing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morris dancing

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman  over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Singing in the car at the top of my voice....oh, er I mean their voices

Love seeing people doing that though... in their own world and imagine if weren’t driving would be busting the moves too "

Ha ha what do you mean... 'would be' I dance away too!

My kids are obsessed with Greased Lightning and I go all out with the hand moves when it comes on (sensibly of course!)

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes "

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Basically - any party games whilst d*unk, especially when surrounded by more d*unk people.

But no one will remember how silly you all were, that’s the best bit along with the rib hurting laughter that normally accompanies it "

And then one of the other d*unks falls over laughing and then gets laughed at even more.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Most things... I do it well

I’m sure that’s not true "

I stumble along.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race "

All about how you place the egg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg "

thumb on it you mean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg "

I find with your thumb on top works well

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"maypole dancing "

Don’t even have to dance, just the attire and I’m sorry seeing grown men skip is hysterical

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg

I find with your thumb on top works well "

shocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg

I find with your thumb on top works well

shocked "

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Falling over

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house "

Dance like no one cares

Aye locking yourself out your house... last time the door slammed shut behind me as I took a delivery, no shoes just a vest and shorts, getting back into the first floor was not fun

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By *ork fellaMan  over a year ago

Macroom


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

"

Supporting Man Utd

From a Utd supporter

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Singing in the car at the top of my voice....oh, er I mean their voices

Love seeing people doing that though... in their own world and imagine if weren’t driving would be busting the moves too

Ha ha what do you mean... 'would be' I dance away too!

My kids are obsessed with Greased Lightning and I go all out with the hand moves when it comes on (sensibly of course!) "

The perfect sing a long

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

"

Trying to throw something with your wrong/opposite hand...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous "

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walking on a pebble beach. Fuck that

P

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Basically - any party games whilst d*unk, especially when surrounded by more d*unk people.

But no one will remember how silly you all were, that’s the best bit along with the rib hurting laughter that normally accompanies it

And then one of the other d*unks falls over laughing and then gets laughed at even more.

"

Aye... but all forgotten in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing "

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Running so fast you fall over in the middle of the road.

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

True story - I was at a local fair and was asked to join the Morris dancers.

I know - you're thinking 'why is that stupid?'

I was there dressed as a stormtrooper.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Most things... I do it well

I’m sure that’s not true

I stumble along.

"

Stumbling is ok as long as you remain upright

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Having your head backwards on a bar and getting vodka poured into your mouth

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg thumb on it you mean "

No no.... aero dynamics, pointy end first let the wind flow over it lol

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

egg n spoon race

All about how you place the egg

I find with your thumb on top works well "

Yes until a 100 kids are yelling st you for cheating at sports day

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Falling over"

an unseen, not there obstacle.... or up the stairs

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

Supporting Man Utd

From a Utd supporter "

I’ll add to that Spurs, but if we can’t laugh at ourselves no one else can

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is something everyone looks stupid doing ?

Trying to throw something with your wrong/opposite hand... "

Normally goes behind or at your feet

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Walking on a pebble beach. Fuck that

P"

The graceful art of balance as your foot and ankle go different directions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kareoke ...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see! "

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Walking on a pebble beach. Fuck that

P

The graceful art of balance as your foot and ankle go different directions "

And then step on some sea shells.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Running so fast you fall over in the middle of the road.

Jo.Xx "

Blame the bollard no one else can see unless wearing the magic glasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers "

. Me and you would get on so well!!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"True story - I was at a local fair and was asked to join the Morris dancers.

I know - you're thinking 'why is that stupid?'

I was there dressed as a stormtrooper."

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Having your head backwards on a bar and getting vodka poured into your mouth "

You loved it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house

Dance like no one cares

Aye locking yourself out your house... last time the door slammed shut behind me as I took a delivery, no shoes just a vest and shorts, getting back into the first floor was not fun "

I've also done the hotel thing, but in a dressing gown....thankfully...at Xmas time with bloody loads in for a party...I was like a Scotsman with a kilt!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers

. Me and you would get on so well!! "

I was once in a bar and thought I was Beyoncé, fell on my arse and my heel snapped off my shoe

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Kareoke ... "

I’m with you on that one !

Once only 20 years ago !

I sang the last song of the night at my leaving do after never participating once in the last 6 years.... Never, ever, ever again !!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers

. Me and you would get on so well!! "

We aren’t doing it at the MLS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me trying to talk to people i dont know

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house

Dance like no one cares

Aye locking yourself out your house... last time the door slammed shut behind me as I took a delivery, no shoes just a vest and shorts, getting back into the first floor was not fun

I've also done the hotel thing, but in a dressing gown....thankfully...at Xmas time with bloody loads in for a party...I was like a Scotsman with a kilt!"

A true Scotsman ?

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers

. Me and you would get on so well!!

We aren’t doing it at the MLS "

Yes do it, I shall observe

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Me trying to talk to people i dont know "

Aww surely not... deep breaths and talk

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"To my shame...Male here...trying to sexy dance by pool side on holiday twirking!!!

That made me laugh out loud

But hey your holiday, anything goes

OMG I cannot do this..I look ridiculous

Not made to twerk.... I’ll add to that flossing

Tired a slut drop once. That was a sight to see!

I miss cued and landed on me backside, legs in the air, there’s a reason I always wear trousers

. Me and you would get on so well!!

We aren’t doing it at the MLS

Yes do it, I shall observe "

I said not doing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house

Dance like no one cares

Aye locking yourself out your house... last time the door slammed shut behind me as I took a delivery, no shoes just a vest and shorts, getting back into the first floor was not fun

I've also done the hotel thing, but in a dressing gown....thankfully...at Xmas time with bloody loads in for a party...I was like a Scotsman with a kilt!

A true Scotsman ? "

Yes...

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Walking on a pebble beach. Fuck that

P"

Oh the ouch oh ouch mmmm that's not nice dance

We have all done it x

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dancing...definitely dancing

Oh and locking myself out of my house

Dance like no one cares

Aye locking yourself out your house... last time the door slammed shut behind me as I took a delivery, no shoes just a vest and shorts, getting back into the first floor was not fun

I've also done the hotel thing, but in a dressing gown....thankfully...at Xmas time with bloody loads in for a party...I was like a Scotsman with a kilt!

A true Scotsman ?

Yes... "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Walking on a pebble beach. Fuck that

P

Oh the ouch oh ouch mmmm that's not nice dance

We have all done it x"

That’s hot sand for me

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Wearing ladehosen.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

My kids are obsessed with Greased Lightning and I go all out with the hand moves when it comes on "

Is it a suitable song for children ?

With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks, you know that I'm not braggin' she's a real pussy wagon .... she is supreme, the chicks will cream... you know that ain't no shit I'll be getting lots of tit in Greased Lighting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to lick your elbow x"
i was doing this for the kids only today

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

My kids are obsessed with Greased Lightning and I go all out with the hand moves when it comes on

Is it a suitable song for children ?

With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks, you know that I'm not braggin' she's a real pussy wagon .... she is supreme, the chicks will cream... you know that ain't no shit I'll be getting lots of tit in Greased Lighting"

perfect educational song for kids.....no where near as bad as some of the Shit they play on the radio and the meaning behind these artists lyrics that actively aim for a young audience.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

moving a cue backwards/forwards ready to take a shot ...

looks like your wanking a guy behind you

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"moving a cue backwards/forwards ready to take a shot ...

looks like your wanking a guy behind you"

lining up.yoir shot all professional like and miss curing

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By *lderamDarkMan  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Trying to get that t shirt off aftera hot sweaty hard day at work

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

miscuing

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Tripping on a pavement, then turning round to glare at the potential "culprit hazard", can't see it, so you try to continue walking almost as if your "trip" was intentional!???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have it on good authority that I look good in a tutu, but you sods are making me doubt that.

In other news; I'm pretty certain nobody looks good eating a bacon sandwich, being clocked listening to Stormzy or Billy Eilish by your (or anyone else's) kids and trying to bring four or more drinks back from the bar...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"miscuing "

Pool or snooker ?

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By *igBen6996Man  over a year ago

London

Walking the wrong way on the escalator

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