"to prevent a rejection
and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward  "
Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.
When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.
Silly , isn't it? |
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"to prevent a rejection
and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward
Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.
When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.
Silly , isn't it?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am tall and don't use the "we're all the same height lying down" chat up line
I prefer "you're tall enough to ride this ride"
And no it doesn't work 99.9 times out of a hundred   "
Haha but you’ve got a line prepared! |
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"I am tall and don't use the "we're all the same height lying down" chat up line
I prefer "you're tall enough to ride this ride"
And no it doesn't work 99.9 times out of a hundred
Haha but you’ve got a line prepared! "
Always 
I did have a small girl once say she wanted to climb me |
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By *tew008Man
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"Stupidly annoying when really tall guys try and use that line after they're rejected for height.
What sort of fun threesome are they expecting with everyone lying down anyway?"
Guys too tall surely just pick you up and be done with it? More difficult if you’re smaller and have to climb. |
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"Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs "
To try and get round a rejection using a statement they thin that will help I guess. |
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"to prevent a rejection
and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward
Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.
When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.
Silly , isn't it?"
Well science says that people are happier if their height is 4 inch or less different. A woman will end up happier with a man 1 inch shorter to her than a guy 5 inches taller.
Its to do with impromptu kisses. The greater the chance of impromptu kisses the greater your chance of being "happy". |
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"Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs "
Because they are short and are trying to convince themselves and others its true. It's bullshit churned out by idiots. |
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"Stupidly annoying when really tall guys try and use that line after they're rejected for height.
What sort of fun threesome are they expecting with everyone lying down anyway?
Guys too tall surely just pick you up and be done with it? More difficult if you’re smaller and have to climb."
Maybe I don't want the guy picking me up in the middle of a threesome?
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This makes me laugh when guys of average height think they're short  . You genuinely don't know what short is.
No we aren't all the same height lying down, as other have said it's a old cheesy line.
In my experience most people don't like short men but it matters not, I still have a great time in the bedroom and hopefully so do the people we meet.
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