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"Happy birthday mate " I was just going to suggest we talk about his birthday. Party? | |||
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"Thx for the birthday wishes, a party would be a good idea, who is ordering the cake?" There`s cake?.. Woo! Hoo! | |||
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"I’m bake you one " Excellent. What are we having? | |||
"I’m bake you one Excellent. What are we having? " Are you cumming too? I mean coming | |||
"I’m bake you one Excellent. What are we having? Are you cumming too? I mean coming " Of course. Event of the year! | |||
"I’m bake you one Excellent. What are we having? Are you cumming too? I mean coming Of course. Event of the year! " Message me for entrance to the VIP bar and backstage passes | |||
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"How about one informing everyone about KIK. Nobody knows yet? " Whaaaaaat? News to me P | |||
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"How about one informing everyone about KIK. Nobody knows yet? " blimey, what happened to her? I hope she’s ok | |||
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"Jesus was born in a stable.The hotels were busy because it was Christmas." I think Jesus was very unlucky to be born on Christmas Day, just one lot of presents must be a right downer | |||
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"There is no I in team.-but theres m e" My favourite retort to the old “There’s no I in team” Is a quite pointed “No but there’s definitely U in cunt” | |||
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"What do they grow seedless grapes from?" Hopes and dreams | |||
"What do they grow seedless grapes from? Hopes and dreams " Yes it all makes sense now -thanks | |||
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"My feet hurt today so can someone please come round and pop the chops in and shred me hispie, ta " thats some fetish you've got | |||
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"My feet hurt today so can someone please come round and pop the chops in and shred me hispie, ta thats some fetish you've got " Too kinky eh | |||
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"No vowel movements from the word rhythm but there are in rhythmic and rhythmically " . I've just had a vowel movement | |||
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"Car battery went flat at dogging meet!" Don’t worry it happens to Everyman at some stage | |||
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