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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I can't stop thinking about older women 45 plus. This is definitely something I want

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By *oy man 2Man over a year ago

My age group. But they all wont young ones

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

45 plus but no older than 50? That's a narrow field!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But your profile says you want 18 yr olds too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"45 plus but no older than 50? That's a narrow field! "

Sorry yeah should of narrowed that a bit. 50 fine I'd say 45-65

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

lots of older women on fab, you should be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But your profile says you want 18 yr olds too?"

Yeah will change that now. Didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But your profile says you want 18 yr olds too?

Yeah will change that now. Didn't notice "
im not telling you what to do just wondered is all

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

The older women are more exciting it's more chilled out and relaxed plus I get to wind them up about the age difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To be fair i left that when setting up so needed to do a few changes anyways. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lots of older women on fab, you should be fine

Time will tell I suppose

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple over a year ago

London

We're really cool to be fair

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"The older women are more exciting it's more chilled out and relaxed plus I get to wind them up about the age difference

lol. That works both ways...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joanna Lumley is still gorgeous.xx

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Joanna Lumley is still gorgeous.xx"

her and Helen Mirren look great, there are a lot of women in their late sixties and seventies that look good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're really cool to be fair

KM"

Haha love that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

You’re so very sexy and attractive xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I definitely like older women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree! Turns me on, they seem more direct x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

Real lady,real curves. What's not to like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

Haha towards Cornwall lol. More of the experience and excitement. Plus a women who has what you mentioned still needs excitement no?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones! "

Besides. Couldn’t think of nowt worse than a bloke 20 years older than me to be honest!

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"The older women are more exciting it's more chilled out and relaxed plus I get to wind them up about the age difference

lol. That works both ways..."

That is true but it doesn't have the same effect lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joanna Lumley is still gorgeous.xx

her and Helen Mirren look great, there are a lot of women in their late sixties and seventies that look good."

Helen mirren definitely.

I had a huge crush on Honor Blackman when she was in the upper hand. Always loved a more mature lady.

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

I suppose it comes down to experience, and a older woman knows how she likes it. I've seen some older women in better shape and better looking than some of the younger women

Plus the older woman normally has more banter and the conversations are much smoother .

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

Besides. Couldn’t think of nowt worse than a bloke 20 years older than me to be honest!"
you would only give him a heart attack anyways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones! "

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

Haha that must be it. A pity thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

Besides. Couldn’t think of nowt worse than a bloke 20 years older than me to be honest! you would only give him a heart attack anyways

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahaha Dana I'm for sure you wouldn't be leave out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x"

Correct answer.

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By *talionladMan over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

Had to jump on this post as I also find the older lady's more of a turn on for sure ??

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

I doubt there will be anything left out with you 2 good looking ladies, time has spoilt you well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

Oh yes. We’re not bad for old birds. Time has been good to us. I’m feeling it Dana!

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

Shouldnt a lady always feel special

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

I'm no oil painting but I would consider myself very lucky to meet any of you gorgeous ladies. And if you are Dom even better.x

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

I'm no oil painting but I would consider myself very lucky to meet any of you gorgeous ladies. And if you are Dom even better.x"

Oh I’ve been known to throw someone onto the hay at the stables and get my riding crop out and make them beg for mercy. Is that what that means? I’m not up on these fab words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?

I never have either to be honest. Thought it was a wind up when I first joined. All these messages from the young ones!

I think it's because younger guys just feel bloody sorry for us Nora. They don't want us to feel left out.

No it's because you are bloody gorgeous.x

Correct answer.

Are you feeling the love Nora. I'm feeling so special tonight

I'm no oil painting but I would consider myself very lucky to meet any of you gorgeous ladies. And if you are Dom even better.x

Oh I’ve been known to throw someone onto the hay at the stables and get my riding crop out and make them beg for mercy. Is that what that means? I’m not up on these fab words. "

God yes!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

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and height of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

and height of course

Definitely height!

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By *talionladMan over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

and height of course

Cant really go wrong on height when I'm 6,5

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By *talionladMan over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

All the same height laying down lady's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the same height laying down lady's

Meh. Loada rubbish. How many times have I heard that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All the same height laying down lady's

That's a myth

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

and height of course

Cant really go wrong on height when I'm 6,5

How do you know I was looking for big maybe I like a midget

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x"

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer meeting women 40/45+ they seem to know what they want. Not immature and tend to be a really good fuck

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"All the same height laying down lady's

Meh. Loada rubbish. How many times have I heard that! "

Only small people say that

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence. "

Move over Nora this is my moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence. "

I could stand on a box

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"All the same height laying down lady's

Meh. Loada rubbish. How many times have I heard that!

Only small people say that

Really...Oh no we dont.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Yeah like that would ever happen. I would be punching well above my weight.

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"There really should be an age filter would make life so simple

and height of course

Cant really go wrong on height when I'm 6,5

How do you know I was looking for big maybe I like a midget

True, but I'm sure it's not true though aye

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By *oldenskyWoman over a year ago

london

I’m not looking for 18 year old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Yeah like that would ever happen. I would be punching well above my weight."

Oh cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"All the same height laying down lady's

Meh. Loada rubbish. How many times have I heard that!

Only small people say that

Really...Oh no we dont."

Tbh even lay down were not the same height a skinny person next to any one bigger than him defeats that saying

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?"

Did someone mention whip

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By *ffinfuntMan over a year ago

liverpool

Strange man it's a pussy hole

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I’m not looking for 18 year old

Good job I'm almost 19 then

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?"

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strange man it's a pussy hole "

Oh we have a gentleman here. Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit..."

Oh that tight black PVC nippleless crotchless number?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit..."

I would be honoured.x

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?"

Ooooh back tracked quick there

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Strange man it's a pussy hole

Oh we have a gentleman here. Welcome

Love and romance is so alive

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?"

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit..."

You get changed and I'll meet you in the secret room

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x"

For Nora only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s even a niche for us older fat lasses also.

Who knew !

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

You took your time.

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

Oh yeah please do go on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

show me show me....tell me tell me....I love food stories...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x

For Nora only

Knew I’d convert her one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x

For Nora only

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x

For Nora only

That's my front row V.I.P seat booked

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

Oh yeah please do go on

Five me chance Spidey.....I need to at least sniff out the food on the correct thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

show me show me....tell me tell me....I love food stories...

You’re also fond of an emoji aren’t you. I’ve noticed that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x

For Nora only

Knew I’d convert her one day

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

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By *talionladMan over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

Make that 2 front row VIP seats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

I need to go and get changed first into my bondage outfit...

I would be honoured.x

For Nora only

That's my front row V.I.P seat booked "

That’ll be £550.50 please

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Ooooh back tracked quick there

You haven’t seen what I can do with a walnut whip

show me show me....tell me tell me....I love food stories...

You’re also fond of an emoji aren’t you. I’ve noticed that.

you have a keen eye, true explorer....its the only way to portray randomness on hero feel...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Make that 2 front row VIP seats "

Sounds like it's the start of a party here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s even a niche for us older fat lasses also.

Who knew ! "

Fat? Never. Curvy, voluptuous,sexy yes.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My age group. But they all wont young ones

On here maybe but local facebook single sites is different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"[witty retort forgotten by poster at 25/09/19 00:43:39]"

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?"

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

A mummy figure ??

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"There’s even a niche for us older fat lasses also.

Who knew !

Fat? Never. Curvy, voluptuous,sexy yes.x"

Well seems like you moved on quick did the one side get cold before you got into another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I do like a seductive finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s even a niche for us older fat lasses also.

Who knew !

Fat? Never. Curvy, voluptuous,sexy yes.x

Well seems like you moved on quick did the one side get cold before you got into another

?? What you on about?.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"So I can't stop thinking about older women 45 plus. This is definitely something I want"

Don't hesitate, just go for it... women only get sexier, more experienced and more uninhibited and more adventurous as they get older. Trust me there isn't an 18 year old girl alive who could give you a better time than a confident, self assured sexy 60 year old woman who not only understands how to pleasure a man but how to pleasure herself to!

Fair warning.... once you have tasted ripe fruit, you may never truly enjoy green unripe fruit again!

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

Hope your going to share that finger

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

hahaha

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"There’s even a niche for us older fat lasses also.

Who knew !

Fat? Never. Curvy, voluptuous,sexy yes.x

Well seems like you moved on quick did the one side get cold before you got into another

?? What you on about?."

Dont worry about it if you didnt understand then the joke is long gone

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I do like a seductive finger "

Don't we all....

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

Now you got me thinking what else you can shoot across the room

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

[Removed by poster at 25/09/19 00:51:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

Now you got me thinking what else you can shoot across the room

You should see what she can do with a table tennis ball! Puts sticky Vicky to shame she does.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Hope your going to share that finger

if your lucky, I might show you ma magic trick to make it disappear....

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

Now you got me thinking what else you can shoot across the room

You should see what she can do with a table tennis ball! Puts sticky Vicky to shame she does. "

For a second I thought it read tennis ball I was going to say that takes some clamping to shoot that across the room

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

Now you got me thinking what else you can shoot across the room

You should see what she can do with a table tennis ball! Puts sticky Vicky to shame she does. "

That was our secret

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

Jizz you had a drink tonight having to play a game of re arranging the alphabet

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm off to the bath. Goodnight all.

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm off to the bath. Goodnight all.

Goodnight and enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are curvy and petite then you tick all my boxes.x

That’s me out! Me and petite have never been said in the same sentence.

Move over Nora this is my moment

Go get him tiger. Wanna borrow my whip?

Did someone mention whip

Walnut whip.

Incidentally do they still do walnut whips?

Did I hear walnut whip....its close enough to cake...

yes, I finally found the ones with the actual walnut in Iceland....not the cheating PC ones where the walnut was removed...

Would you be a love and pop back to get me some. I don’t think they do them here anymore.

Got myself 2 packs Nora...

....you will need to be quick mind, they won't be here for long....

Do you also lick all the creamy bit out with the tip of your tongue?

HELL YES.....sometimes I even use a seductive finger....

I could shoot one of those across the room. Dont ask..its muscle power

Now you got me thinking what else you can shoot across the room

You should see what she can do with a table tennis ball! Puts sticky Vicky to shame she does.

That was our secret

Oops

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

Jizz you had a drink tonight having to play a game of re arranging the alphabet

Nope no drinking on a school night...Fucking autocarrot....

3 a Piece...not price...

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm off to the bath. Goodnight all.

Don't forget the rubber ducky....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

Jizz you had a drink tonight having to play a game of re arranging the alphabet

Nope no drinking on a school night...Fucking autocarrot....

3 a Piece...not price...

I turn that off only time I have it on is if I'm getting d*unk that way when im pissed my texts kinda make more sense lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

Jizz you had a drink tonight having to play a game of re arranging the alphabet

Nope no drinking on a school night...Fucking autocarrot....

3 a Piece...not price...

I turn that off only time I have it on is if I'm getting d*unk that way when im pissed my texts kinda make more sense lol"

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x"

your welcome, but I've lost a few pounds lately, so I've dropped out of the curvy category....I'm now just cuddly...

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x"

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

your welcome, but I've lost a few pounds lately, so I've dropped out of the curvy category....I'm now just cuddly...

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I have 6....lets play a game...set up a target...3 a price....best score wins...

Jizz you had a drink tonight having to play a game of re arranging the alphabet

Nope no drinking on a school night...Fucking autocarrot....

3 a Piece...not price...

I turn that off only time I have it on is if I'm getting d*unk that way when im pissed my texts kinda make more sense lol

How can it star d r unk and not pissed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine "

Not if I take the legs off you wont

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id love to bed a lady 60 plus.

When i was 21 i was shagging a lady in her 50s and another in her late 40s.fantastic sex and expierience.

Great memorys

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Id love to bed a lady 60 plus.

When i was 21 i was shagging a lady in her 50s and another in her late 40s.fantastic sex and expierience.

Great memorys

Cool Story Brah...

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

Well we shall have to come to a agreement then wont we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

Well we shall have to come to a agreement then wont we

For sure!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

priceless.....does that mean I'm okay to have you for free for a while....

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

Well we shall have to come to a agreement then wont we

For sure!"

What's it worth too you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to say a big thank you to all you lovely curvy ladies. It's a feast for the eyes.x

Just some advice it's all good complimenting the ladies but not to much lol make them work for the pedestal they wanna be put on

I’m already on mine

Not if I take the legs off you wont

. Someone will soon put me back up there

So sure about that I'll just take it out back and use for fire wood

Nora's is made of metal....I've seen it....you'll need a Fucking hot fire my friend....

if I cant burn it then I'll take it home with me and hide it then I have it for ransom

You’ll make a fortune! Im actually priceless though

priceless.....does that mean I'm okay to have you for free for a while....

Erm let me think on that one.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

eh......less of the young.....for me at least...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

eh......less of the young.....for me at least...

You’re just a boy!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

eh......less of the young.....for me at least...

You’re just a boy!"

pppffffttttt, not no more I'm afraid...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

We are the same age

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

eh......less of the young.....for me at least...

You’re just a boy!"

Come here and say that, it will be a different matter altogether then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

We are the same age

Horlicks and hot water bottle for me then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the older woman!! It's a massive turn on for me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I can't stop thinking about older women 45 plus. This is definitely something I want"

Me too....

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"All the same height laying down lady's

No, we’re not.

So much bollocks on this thread I’m pissed off at myself that I’m still surprised after all these years.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

I've always had a bit of a Mrs Robinson thing, and have had several girlfriends over the years that were 10 or more years older than myself.

In fact my first sexual encounter was with a woman 25 years older than me.

The only downside to that is the realisation that I'm now the same age as she was back then....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We love an older woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be honest. I used to think younger men saw older women as easy prey lol. Like we are grabbing at anything cos we cant get sex and should feel honoured lol. I can see now a lot of younger guys genuinely like older women cos we know exactly what we want and ain't afraid to say it.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

As an older woman i have had my eyes opened to the fact younger guys are interested in ladies of my age etc ,its sort of flattering but i wonder will it be a "pity" fuck or do they expect me to be an expert as im older ,been married most of my life so sadly not ,so always answer with caution ,but saying that had younger but only less than 10 years ,never in their 20s ,not sure i could cope with that ,But

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my best meets was with a much younger guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was 41 and slept with an 18 year old. Bit ashamed tbh.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

I'm in Cornwall, I definately haven't see your boobs heading this way lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

You don't have a flannelette nightie with bits of ribbon and lace on it? Good heavens woman, at least try to do things properly lol. Don't forget your horlicks and biccies. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

45 ain t old but then to a 20 year old a 30 year old could be seen as an older woman...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm old, I have wrinkles and my boobs are heading towards Cornwall. I don't get what younger guys see tbh?"

The fact you have a beautiful body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m off to bed. It’s been emotional. You young lads have made an old woman very happy. Now where’s my cotton nightie and my bedsocks ....

You don't have a flannelette nightie with bits of ribbon and lace on it? Good heavens woman, at least try to do things properly lol. Don't forget your horlicks and biccies. X

Oh that one was in the wash

. Never liked Horlicks. A nice hot choc whilst I put my feet up though is grand.

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Good morning all how is everyone

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By *lderamDarkMan over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"All the same height laying down lady's

No, we’re not.

So much bollocks on this thread I’m pissed off at myself that I’m still surprised after all these years."

Do you really expect anything more lol

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By *onnnie72Man over a year ago

west bromwich

I am in lust please carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Age is a number it’s about attraction physically and mentally gotta have something about you not being just pretty

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

54 here

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"Age is a number it’s about attraction physically and mentally gotta have something about you not being just pretty "

True

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are pretty awesome... i actually like men my age tbf il go down to mid 30s....maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guessing it because with age women tend to give less shit about petty things we don't all know what we want or all have experience but we do give less fucks about it all

(well that's me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think any woman whatever her age, if she has engaged with her inside as well as her outside is beautiful, vacuous beauty is ugly!

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