So tonight I’m going downstairs to play with my big bell end!
This is of course a perfectly innocent statement and has no link to sex. What sentence can you think of that describes something you’ve done today that can be used as a double entendre.  |
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I was talkin to a regular at the hotel I work at last night an we were discussing her previous stay. She said last time I was here the remote wasn’t workin an without thinking I said oh yeah I remember, you stole the battery’s |
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Not today but a true story. This guy had chickens and they escaped.
One was a cockerall and the other was a pullet(a young hen)
The bloke came to me and said
"can you help me catch my cock and pullet"  |
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"Watching football....
You can't just let (player name) come inside you like that, he's too dangerous....   "
Reminds me of Phillips sender is describing joey Barton
You no what you are getting wiz joey Barton he is gonna come strong in ze tackle and he is gonna come in your face |
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