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Forgive me father for I have sinned. Any clergy on fab.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I wonder if there are any members of the clergy on fab.

Perhaps a lay preacher or two.

I’m not talking about people who dress up as nuns and vicars on a Saturday night when the kids at your mums but real ones.

I think we could do with someone to take fab confessional.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Darkness put her painted claws in me again?

I hate organised religions and that they stand for but I find the non-canonical bible stories very interesting.

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By *lanemikeMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Darkness put her painted claws in me again?

I hate organised religions and that they stand for but I find the non-canonical bible stories very interesting."

Rather a blanket condemnation of organized religion...??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Darkness put her painted claws in me again?

I hate organised religions and that they stand for but I find the non-canonical bible stories very interesting.

Rather a blanket condemnation of organized religion...??"

Yes, problem?

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By *rAngleseyMan  over a year ago

Anglesey

People arn`t bothered with religion anymore. They are now in search of The elusive single bi fem & THE VVVVVWE

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By *lanemikeMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Darkness put her painted claws in me again?

I hate organised religions and that they stand for but I find the non-canonical bible stories very interesting.

Rather a blanket condemnation of organized religion...??

Wonder why you condemn them all...

Yes, problem?"

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I wonder if there are any members of the clergy on fab.

Perhaps a lay preacher or two.

I’m not talking about people who dress up as nuns and vicars on a Saturday night when the kids at your mums but real ones.

I think we could do with someone to take fab confessional. "

I attend church every week so my child tell me your sins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if there are any members of the clergy on fab.

Perhaps a lay preacher or two.

I’m not talking about people who dress up as nuns and vicars on a Saturday night when the kids at your mums but real ones.

I think we could do with someone to take fab confessional. "

What have you got a guilty conscience about then OP?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I wonder if there are any members of the clergy on fab.

Perhaps a lay preacher or two.

I’m not talking about people who dress up as nuns and vicars on a Saturday night when the kids at your mums but real ones.

I think we could do with someone to take fab confessional.

I attend church every week so my child tell me your sins "

Im afraid I committed original sin. I sent a cock pic.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"People arn`t bothered with religion anymore. They are now in search of The elusive single bi fem & THE VVVVVWE"

A unicorn, it’s a miracle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am the true Messiah

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am the true Messiah "

If you can turn water into wine, you’re my man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah

If you can turn water into wine, you’re my man. "

Best I've done so far is turn a car into a lay-by

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I am the true Messiah

If you can turn water into wine, you’re my man. "

Or Lambrini into wine

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I am the true Messiah "

I'm not the Messiah, I'm just a naughty b... girl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah

I'm not the Messiah, I'm just a naughty b... girl. "

only the true Messiah would deny being the Messiah

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

If there are any on here please point them out to me as I’d like to have a conversation regarding the hidden vaitican sex tapes that are hidden under saint peters square

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deuteronomy to 23.1:

no man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the assembly of God.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exodus 23:19

Thou shalt not boil a kid in it's mother's Milk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reg (offended)

"Judean people's front ! ! ! ,we're the People's Front of Judea! tsk tsk judean people's front... wankers..

Life of Brian

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I can't give absolution but I could pray for you...what is it on your mind..don't be shy I'm not easily shocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't give absolution but I could pray for you...what is it on your mind..don't be shy I'm not easily shocked"

my wife ran off with the milkman in his milk float ..I cried for 3 hours as he drove away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah "
your not the Messiah...you're a very naughty boy!

10 points to who gets that movie reference.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have been known to stick a finger up my bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah your not the Messiah...you're a very naughty boy!

10 points to who gets that movie reference."

"_naswingdress" did ..above !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah your not the Messiah...you're a very naughty boy!

10 points to who gets that movie reference.

"_naswingdress" did ..above !"

oops missed that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the true Messiah your not the Messiah...you're a very naughty boy!

10 points to who gets that movie reference.

"_naswingdress" did ..above !oops missed that one "

she'll forgive you as long as you dont mention her ass !

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By *oxymTV/TS  over a year ago

cramlington

3 Hail Marys and one how’s ya father

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it keeps raining..build an ark..I Noah bloke.

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